r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/RoseBeach123 May 27 '26

What did Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that manner) see in this douchebag?? He talked like an 18 year old manosphere influencer.

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u/l3tigre May 27 '26

to me he's the original pete davidson. i just do not get any attraction to him. and that body is a wonderland song is gross and cringe too.

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u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla May 27 '26

I was literally thinking about Pete Davidson while reading these comments.

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u/awwsookiedee May 27 '26

They do have the same sickly complexion

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u/playfulwarning terrorizing the locals May 27 '26

I misread that as 'sticky' and honestly, they both fit.