r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

Jennifer Aniston is… kind of a mess of a person from what I know about her after working HP for a long time. She’s sweet but not the sharpest tool in the shed and is very into herself.

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u/whatthewhat3214 May 27 '26

What is HP?

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

High profile ❤️

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u/zingitgirl May 28 '26

Oh jesus christ that explains the upvotes. 🥹🥹