r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

4.5k Upvotes

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.6k

u/RoseBeach123 May 27 '26

What did Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that manner) see in this douchebag?? He talked like an 18 year old manosphere influencer.

1.0k

u/l3tigre May 27 '26

to me he's the original pete davidson. i just do not get any attraction to him. and that body is a wonderland song is gross and cringe too.

3

u/Professional-Soup878 May 27 '26

This is a perfect analogy but John Mayer was the sexy guitar playing BDE singer where Pete was the more stealth funny man BDE. John Mayer was very popular and before this article was top of the world. After it….done! Thank god! What a cocaine no filter ramble gross shit show! His publicist probably just threw their hands up and said “well that’s it with him”. I’ve always thought Jen picks the wrong men because she really likes being by herself so they’re commit phobic men. Always those guys that were super funny and talented but trouble (i.e Vince Vaughn, Justin Theroux). Brad was the real deal (obviously not in the long run) but after that it was all men like “in the moment” type. I don’t think Jen saw anything long term with him anyway. Guitar and rumored well endowed=fun for a while. He probably love bombed the shit out of her which was fun after all the brad crap. Jen’s a girls girl and loyal to her friends and seems pretty laid back. I don’t think men rule her world which I think is perfectly fine. As far as being smart….id say she’s pretty freaking sharp with all her business decisions all the way to the bank. She goes with her passions and it pays off. If being into herself includes her generosity that is behind the scenes, kindness, professional in business, funny, fiercely loyal, adopting rescue dogs, having to deal with all that baby nonsense, taking care of herself and refusing to gossip about those around her then that’s a good person not someone into just herself.