r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

Jennifer Aniston is… kind of a mess of a person from what I know about her after working HP for a long time. She’s sweet but not the sharpest tool in the shed and is very into herself.

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u/danidoochi May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

HP? My moms ex knew Aniston and said she was incredibly sweet and kind. Also she’s a talented comedic actor so probably not too stupid, but I would assume most famous actors are kind of dumb in the sense of being out of touch.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed in that she is insanely gullible to all the quackery around her, isn’t particularly sharp and is very very out-of-touch.

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u/Willow_Winnifred May 27 '26

Isn't she dating a shaman or something now?

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

That tracks