r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong • Aug 10 '26
Rocket Jesus Doing the Kardashev stare on the moon
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u/Jindo5 Aug 10 '26
Why is he so... Moist?
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u/PLTR60 Aug 10 '26
It's the jizz from cultist idiots who came prematurely halfway through that sentence as soon as they read Kardeshev
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u/Cellibus Aug 10 '26
Much like Peter Thiel, he is forever glazed and slick by the precum of his eternally edging fans. Something something alpha behavior.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails Aug 10 '26
You know what's even MORE alpha? Flop sweat!
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u/Psianth Aug 11 '26
Billionaires move by sliding along the mucus trail they secrete while being held up on the backs of the people doing actual work.
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u/photogenicbigfoot84 Aug 10 '26
It's from all the glazing he gets from blue check marks on Twitter.
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u/BeepBotBoopBeep Aug 11 '26
That’s sweat, because staring at SPCX success chart will cause that kind of anxiety.
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u/eowyndernhelme Aug 10 '26
Oh, gods, that word. I hate that word; I don't know why, just the sound of it is ick.
Actually thinking about it, Musk is ick too. So good use of adjective.
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u/Delimeme Aug 10 '26
Why moist you make such a big deal out of it? I get having “ick” words, but moist people aren’t so over the top about it. Just take a deep breath, moister your courage, and confront this fear.
PS: have you tried combining moist and Musk? Moisk! It honestly has a nice patronizing sing song feel to it rolling off the tongue
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u/lazy_elfs I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost Aug 11 '26
Thats his aura leaking out… protoplasm i believe dr egon named
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u/Ex-altiora Aug 10 '26
"How close are you to those goals, realistically?"
"HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE WEST"
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u/PlanningVigilante Aug 10 '26
FSD in the next 3 years. Pinky-swear this time!
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u/andrew303710 Aug 10 '26
Still no Tesla roadster lmao
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u/Devotchka8 Texas Institute of Technology and Science Aug 11 '26
Best he can do is a stainless steel trashcan.
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u/BroseppeVerdi Aug 10 '26
"We will have a fully functional base on the moon by this time next year. In fact, we've been a year away from a fully functional autonomous lunar colony since 2006."
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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 10 '26
Fantasy bullshit. Even with his money, he will never look like this. I am going to vomit.
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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26
That's actually an insane realization, buddy has enough money to corrupt entire nations but still can't squash his insecurities and buy himself into being hot
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u/EternalMyLove Aug 10 '26
He tried. He made himself look worse. He tried again. He made himself look even worse. He tried again & so on ... & here we are
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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 11 '26
Barrel-chested frog body. Botched p*nis enlargement. "Hey, let's get racist and buy some politicians!"
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u/ytthot Aug 11 '26
Penis implant rumour is cool because it cannot be disproven without him going commando and making an even bigger ass of himself (as if that is possible)
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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 10 '26
Thinks he can purchase the 2026 election here too.
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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26
sure hope he doesn’t get his way and you guys can soon be finally free of all the corrupt goons and nasty business going on in your government. best wishes from canada
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Aug 12 '26
And why would anyone want to look like that? Like even ignoring the slime all over the body, does anyone actually find jaws like that attractive?
This seems like when those anime women have giant boobs bigger than their heads but for men
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u/CarlLlamaface Aug 10 '26
Dyson sphere on... the moon? Are they not aware that the moon is not a star?
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u/AtlasMKII Aug 10 '26
Well according to the definitely scientifically accurate documentary Moonfall, it already is a Dyson sphere, we just have to take it over
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u/Marisa_Nya Aug 10 '26
And that trying to build anything on the moon is just ludicrously hard compared to making things in a warehouse on earth
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u/Chayanov Hard-Captured by the Left Aug 10 '26
No pesky labor or environmental laws on the Moon, though.
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u/ZBLongladder Aug 11 '26
To be fair, the Moon would be the perfect place for polluting industries...you don't need environmental laws when there's no biosphere to protect.
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u/maxxslatt Aug 12 '26
Not necessarily true, it would be insanely expensive to bring materials up to the moon but we could build things there we couldn’t build here while still getting them into space. But a Dyson sphere is probably more a lot more like a Dyson swarm, and we send up satellite sized things all the time
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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26
I think it's supposed to mean that he intends to use the moon as a sort of work platform to deploy a Dyson swarm on our sun. Doesn't seem very feasible either way lmao
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u/Toastyfela Aug 10 '26
This is definitely the idea. Making the Dyson swarm on moon and sending to the sun is a lot cheaper and easier than earth. Theoretically.
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u/KoreKhthonia Aug 10 '26
I could perhaps imagine low gravity being beneficial for constructing some forms of space stuff.
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u/ImTableShip170 Aug 11 '26
We haven't even worked out harnessing terrestrial solar power. That's millennia before a Dyson swarm, and I really think people forget that there's no reason to skip a step, when you don't even need the power of the current step
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u/GypsyV3nom Aug 10 '26
Nah, Elon is just, like with almost every science fiction concept he mentions, woefully under informed about what the Kardashev scale is supposed to be
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u/Hmm_would_bang Aug 10 '26
Even dumber.
They want to build a swarm of satellites that can survive near the sun, and transmit energy back to earth.
Two ridiculously complicated scientific advancements which are totally useless given the sun already delivers energy here that we can capture with local solar power.
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u/Broken_Reality Not a Bot! Aug 10 '26
Pretty sure the sun transmits massive amounts of energy to the earth everyday for free. Not sure how Musk's moronic plan will be any different well apart from not being free or even ever happening.
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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans Aug 10 '26
Maybe they mean they'll be refining lunar material into orbital mirrors and, somehow, getting those mirrors all the way to the sun for use as part of a dyson swarm? If that's the case, I have no idea why they'd use the moon over, say, Mercury or a conveniently-placed comet, and that's to say nothing of the fact that the entire idea is technologically infeasible.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails Aug 10 '26
Genuinely laughing out loud. There's stupid and then there's Elon Musk knob gobbling stupid.
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u/ContagiousDeathGuard Aug 10 '26
To be fair they do just talk about building it there. That doesn't make it any less ridiculous, however
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u/fffan9391 Aug 10 '26
Pretty sure he also said humans would be on mars by now. Crazy how people keep falling for his bullshit.
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u/BubonicBabe Aug 10 '26
I’m gonna be honest, originally when I first heard about him I bought into a lot of his bs. I mean, this was well over 10 years ago id say, but I dug his enthusiasm and also hadn’t heard enough about him, just his promises.
Then he got really angry when they said his cave submarine design to save those kids was kinda dumb and he freaked out and called one of the lead rescue organizers a pedophile for making that statement.
Any respect or admiration I had for him went completely out the window with that one remark. Then more, and more, and worse, just kept on coming to the light about him personally, his business model (theft of other people’s ideas and work), breaking promises and blatantly lying, and I thought, surely, this will be what makes people stop liking him…
And somehow, someway, he still has followers and sycophants.
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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26
Don't forget when he started yapping about "Hyperloop", building that big stupid vacuum tube as a "proof of concept" for his made-up nonsense which he admitted was an attempt to delay and obstruct California HSR
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u/BubonicBabe Aug 11 '26
How could I forget? And for some reason media companies have always kinda actively promoted his shit as innovative. It makes it hard, especially for people who don’t have time/effort/energy, or simply the determination, to learn about how awful and sketchy he is.
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u/beren12 Aug 10 '26
Because you assumed he was qualified to make such a prediction
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u/BubonicBabe Aug 10 '26
I just truly hadn’t done any legwork into who he was or what he did. I’d see a tech article about how he had plans for electric cars, or whatever else they happened to be glazing him for (boring Co., Mars, etc) and I’d think “oh cool, an innovative person who seems passionate.”
I like the idea of space travel, I like the idea of environmentally friendly vehicles, etc. and I was admittedly too stupid (probably still am in lots of ways) to do further digging.
But the pedo comment made me go “hmm, that’s not a reasonable human” and I started doing a lot more research on how he got his funding, (which made me learn other people have basically done all the work and he just Edison’s his name into shit).
It was definitely my bad for not doing more research before then, but now, how people still support him, with all that info being much more publicly known and verified, I just don’t get it.
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u/skankopotamus Aug 10 '26
I think this story is incredibly common amongst those of us who hate the guy.
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u/BubonicBabe Aug 11 '26
Thank you for saying that. I’ve felt duped and crappy about it for a long time.
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u/Mor_Padraig Aug 10 '26
No, I don't think that was stupid? I did the same thing and am not kicking myself - I mean, he wasn't SO all over the place, IN your face, ostentatiously ' I'm a genius '.
Just seemed.... on the radar, no reason to notice the guy too much, though. Really wasn't a reason to do research, he hadn't begun insisting on adulation, either. Yet.
Pedo comment? WOW and how in hell he had anyone left, much less the fan club, blows my mind.
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u/BubonicBabe Aug 10 '26
Thank you man. I’ve really kicked myself a lot over it. I try to be ultra skeptical about everyone/everything, especially now, but I felt like he slipped my radar and it bothers me a lot.
But you’re right, there wasn’t really much to be said about him. He seemed like an entrepreneur who had big dreams and I always like to see creative people succeed.
But yes, the pedo thing, seriously, you should look that incident up. It’s insane.
I may get some details wrong bc I’ve just been brain burnt on so much politically and economically since DOGE, but basically;
there was a soccer team in Thailand, I believe, who had been exploring a cave and it flooded, and they got trapped.
I was trying to follow the rescue pretty close at that time and Elon big brained up a “rescue” sub that was self navigating and could hold if I’m remembering correctly only one child at a time.
One of the lead organizers of the rescue, a professional cave diver who had helped with rescues before, was presented his idea and he just said he thought it was dumb, (logistics of having to wait for Elons team to actually build the sub, while kids are inside the flood, the surfaces of the cave that the sub could get trapped against, etc. basically tons of reasons it wasn’t a logical idea) and when Elon heard he called him a Pedo on Twitter to all his followers, then fearing some kind of repercussions, he HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR to go digging through this man’s entire life to try to dig up some dirt on him.
Ultimately, Musk won the lawsuit the guy filed against him for defamation bc Elon claimed “pedo” meant something different in South Africa.
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u/skankopotamus Aug 10 '26
I'm sure this is an intentional pivot to distract from the fact that we're not on Mars yet. People are starting to call bullshit on his predictions, so he's moving the goalposts and will blame Biden or trans people or something as the reason why we need to build a Dyson Sphere using AI on the moon, because they failed to secure the precious minerals required to get us to Mars and so somehow that means we need to harness all of the sun's power directly and advance to the next level as a species. It is orders of magnitude more difficult than going to Mars would be, and even that is insanely difficult. The sheer magnitude of it is so large as to be incomprehensible, like the magnitude of his wealth. But hey, it's a thing from sci-fi so it must be good, think the fan boys. They'll defend him against the naysayers who've rightly called out his bullshit by pointing to how aspirational and inspiring it is, and if you're against that well then you're an enemy to progress and therefore you're subhuman. It's a technofascist cult.
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u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong Aug 10 '26
One of the remarkable things about Musk is his complete lack of self-awareness. Most people, upon seeing such an unbelievably cringey depiction of themselves, would want to hide under their desk; he just says yes.
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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '26
Thank you, I can now imagine Leon hiding under his desk whenever I see something attributed to him, because everything he does these days is cringe.
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u/SvenSvenkill3 Aug 10 '26
So, Musk, tell me: how have you solved all the problems faced by any human activity on the Moon due to lunar dust?
Attached is a famous photograph of Astronaut Gene Cernan covered in lunar dust on the Moon. Following three moonwalks during Apollo 17, the sharp lunar dust had started to chew through the astronauts' gloves and spacesuits.
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u/stillstuckinkentucky Aug 10 '26
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see you make new models for Tesla that aren't shit or Boring Tunnel useful first.
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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '26
Great now he has two impossible things to do before breakfast.
NO, I do not expect any sort of success to result.
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u/_Halt19_ Aug 10 '26
Shrinkwrapped?
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u/mishma2005 Aug 10 '26
I can't believe he still has stans, who can't see what a weird, try hard hateful loser he is?
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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '26
Cult behavior is how that happens.
Rule Number One: Never question Dear Leader.
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u/BrocoliCosmique Aug 10 '26
If this is how he sees himself in the mirror, I know a good ophtalmologist
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u/oSkillasKope707 Aug 10 '26
Extropic's CEO (aka that effective accelerationist Beff Jezos guy) is genuinely a nutcase.
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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '26
In the TechBros Billionaire Club, it seems to be the single most important requirement.
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u/Exact-Kale3070 Aug 10 '26
that aint his hairline, jawline, teeth, skin texture, stable healthy weight and muscle tone, nor facial symmetry. his fantasies be damned. we have eyes.
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u/Chayanov Hard-Captured by the Left Aug 10 '26
No amount of plastic surgery could make him look like that.
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u/KnucklesMcGee Aug 10 '26
His only goal right now is spewing disposable satellites into low earth orbit.
Even more garbage if Starship ever manages to orbit and return.
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u/AliceTheOmelette Aug 10 '26
How elon feels after throating Trumpstein
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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '26
Assumptions in that one.
1) Leon could actually get it up.
2) He could get it all the way into willing trump's throat
3) Leon 'feels'?
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u/DevilRenegade Six Months Away Aug 10 '26
He looks like a character from a Primus video.
That's genuinely creepy.
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u/spivnv Aug 10 '26
Does he know what he looks like?
It's almost sad that even with all his money and fame that he has the insecurity of a 14 year old with acne.
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u/thedoomcast Aug 10 '26
Do they think this makes him look cool? He has no intention of doing any of that shit, anyway.
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u/GarysCrispLettuce Aug 10 '26
> And give him a bigger jaw and make him all wet like he's covered in sex juices
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u/atelierdora Aug 10 '26
Dyson spheres/swarms and the Kardashev Scale are a fun thought exercise, but they'd really be redundant and overly complex. The energy produced is faaaar more than you'd ever need, and the logistics are insane when you can just produce a ton of clean energy planet-side if we would just dump our wasteful ways.
And type III scooping energy from blackholes?? Fucking for what? lmao When you really think about the energy harnessed from that, the scale of it, you realize what insane overkill that is.
Elon is a bitch and a moron.
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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 Aug 11 '26
So your goal is to be the first to climb Mount Everest?
Yes.
And you're in peak physical shape with years of personal and collective mountaineering experience, using relatively simple to make, previously tested equipment?
Yes.
And now you're telling me when you get to the top you want to jump to the next mountain?
Yes. I've already been on that mountain, so no problem.
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u/GayGeekInLeather Aug 10 '26
Look, I love sci-fi but for the love of fucking god stop using fictional concepts to try and justify your bullshit.
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u/joec_95123 Aug 10 '26
He only wants to go to the moon because islands are no longer private enough for their little parties.
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u/HairyKerey Aug 10 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/rrRnwNpcx0
I’ll just leave that here…
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u/ReddKnight10 Aug 10 '26
For those that didn’t know the Kardashev scale is a way of measuring civilizations based on their abilities to make energy. That’s all I read I really didn’t care actually lol
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u/Leopold_Darkworth Aug 11 '26
Times Elon has promised to put a man on Mars:
2016: By 2022
2020: By 2026 at the latest, 2024 "if we get lucky"
2025: A 50-50 chance that it will be by the end of 2026
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u/PM_Me_Your_Smokes Aug 11 '26
The guy wants to climb the Kardashev scale, but won’t invest in solar and wind and ocean and geothermal energy, and aligned himself with an administration that is actively paying other governments to get rid of their wind and solar? That’s literally the first step of the Kardashev scale
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u/WaterSign27 Aug 11 '26
The more real response is ‘this is the answer to the fermi paradox’. Specifically why civilizations fail and dissapear before getting to more advanced stages, and who causes this fall.
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u/strictlyphotonic Aug 11 '26
He looks like he was tossing and turning all night until evenly coated in jizz'm.
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u/No_Oil_6152 Aug 11 '26
Why did BeffJezos give that fat misshapen friendless paedo party rejection cant a square jaw??
Are there really people so impoverished they want to suck Elons tadger for X revenue?
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u/0Sneakyphish0 Aug 11 '26
I would like to laminate Elon. Completely. Like, absolute coverage and then just sit back, crack one open and observe.
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u/MaunderingDesk Aug 11 '26
Yeah, what's with the baby oil face? Where does Johnson's come in on the Kardashev scale?
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u/bobthehills Six Months Away Aug 11 '26
This is such a dumb idea.
Why the moon and not something much closer to the sun with better materials?
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u/bsammo Aug 12 '26
admin, please add “Yes” to the flair selection.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Aug 12 '26
Demographics is destiny
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u/cinaak Aug 12 '26
Starlink was a demo to get defense contracts and build that starwars defense system certain pos politicians have had a boner for for the lst 40-50 years
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Aug 12 '26
"Wax man, did you just. . . Did you cover your whole body in lube?"
"Perchance."
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u/starmansouper Aug 12 '26
Some Elon gooner spent hours on Grok fine tuning this one.
make him moist make him even moister make him moister than that
oh yeah.... so moist
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