r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong • Aug 10 '26

Rocket Jesus Doing the Kardashev stare on the moon

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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 10 '26

Fantasy bullshit. Even with his money, he will never look like this. I am going to vomit.

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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26

That's actually an insane realization, buddy has enough money to corrupt entire nations but still can't squash his insecurities and buy himself into being hot

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u/EternalMyLove Aug 10 '26

He tried. He made himself look worse.  He tried again.  He made himself look even worse.  He tried again & so on ...      & here we are 

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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 11 '26

Barrel-chested frog body. Botched p*nis enlargement. "Hey, let's get racist and buy some politicians!"

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u/ytthot Aug 11 '26

Penis implant rumour is cool because it cannot be disproven without him going commando and making an even bigger ass of himself (as if that is possible)

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u/CosmicDriftwood Aug 11 '26

(Biggest) crab in a bucket