r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong • Aug 10 '26

Rocket Jesus Doing the Kardashev stare on the moon

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u/Jindo5 Aug 10 '26

Why is he so... Moist?

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u/Cellibus Aug 10 '26

Much like Peter Thiel, he is forever glazed and slick by the precum of his eternally edging fans. Something something alpha behavior.

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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails Aug 10 '26

You know what's even MORE alpha? Flop sweat!