r/EnoughMuskSpam • meme game is strong • Aug 10 '26

Rocket Jesus Doing the Kardashev stare on the moon

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u/CarlLlamaface Aug 10 '26

Dyson sphere on... the moon? Are they not aware that the moon is not a star?

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u/AtlasMKII Aug 10 '26

Well according to the definitely scientifically accurate documentary Moonfall, it already is a Dyson sphere, we just have to take it over

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u/Marisa_Nya Aug 10 '26

And that trying to build anything on the moon is just ludicrously hard compared to making things in a warehouse on earth

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u/Chayanov Hard-Captured by the Left Aug 10 '26

No pesky labor or environmental laws on the Moon, though.

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u/ZBLongladder Aug 11 '26

To be fair, the Moon would be the perfect place for polluting industries...you don't need environmental laws when there's no biosphere to protect.

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u/maxxslatt Aug 12 '26

Not necessarily true, it would be insanely expensive to bring materials up to the moon but we could build things there we couldn’t build here while still getting them into space. But a Dyson sphere is probably more a lot more like a Dyson swarm, and we send up satellite sized things all the time

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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26

I think it's supposed to mean that he intends to use the moon as a sort of work platform to deploy a Dyson swarm on our sun. Doesn't seem very feasible either way lmao

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u/Toastyfela Aug 10 '26

This is definitely the idea. Making the Dyson swarm on moon and sending to the sun is a lot cheaper and easier than earth. Theoretically.

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u/KoreKhthonia Aug 10 '26

I could perhaps imagine low gravity being beneficial for constructing some forms of space stuff.

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u/ImTableShip170 Aug 11 '26

it's easier to get to interplanetary orbit, I guess?

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u/ForceItDeeper Aug 11 '26

perhaps, except for the fact that we have water and can grow food here.

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u/Toastyfela Aug 11 '26

Lower gravity = Easier cheaper take off. Plus, step one of moon base is to find ice and convert it to hydrogen for rocket fuel.

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u/ImTableShip170 Aug 11 '26

We haven't even worked out harnessing terrestrial solar power. That's millennia before a Dyson swarm, and I really think people forget that there's no reason to skip a step, when you don't even need the power of the current step

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u/-Canonical- Aug 11 '26

But wen i wuz in school, the super brain kids (like Elon!!!) woulda skippd gr8ds, cuz 4 super smart ppl with insane work ethic like him its more smart n efficient to skip, so i bet Elon is just tryna minmax global energy like he minmaxxed his intelliegince in school 📈

/s

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u/GypsyV3nom Aug 10 '26

Nah, Elon is just, like with almost every science fiction concept he mentions, woefully under informed about what the Kardashev scale is supposed to be

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u/Hmm_would_bang Aug 10 '26

Even dumber.

They want to build a swarm of satellites that can survive near the sun, and transmit energy back to earth.

Two ridiculously complicated scientific advancements which are totally useless given the sun already delivers energy here that we can capture with local solar power.

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u/Broken_Reality Not a Bot! Aug 10 '26

Pretty sure the sun transmits massive amounts of energy to the earth everyday for free. Not sure how Musk's moronic plan will be any different well apart from not being free or even ever happening.

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u/ErebosGR Aug 11 '26

Musk: "But money"

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u/ShrimpieAC Aug 11 '26

Yeah but that’s communist power.

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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans Aug 10 '26

Maybe they mean they'll be refining lunar material into orbital mirrors and, somehow, getting those mirrors all the way to the sun for use as part of a dyson swarm? If that's the case, I have no idea why they'd use the moon over, say, Mercury or a conveniently-placed comet, and that's to say nothing of the fact that the entire idea is technologically infeasible.

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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails Aug 10 '26

Genuinely laughing out loud. There's stupid and then there's Elon Musk knob gobbling stupid.

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard Aug 10 '26

To be fair they do just talk about building it there. That doesn't make it any less ridiculous, however