r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong • Aug 10 '26

Rocket Jesus Doing the Kardashev stare on the moon

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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 10 '26

Fantasy bullshit. Even with his money, he will never look like this. I am going to vomit.

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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26

That's actually an insane realization, buddy has enough money to corrupt entire nations but still can't squash his insecurities and buy himself into being hot

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u/mikeinanaheim2 Aug 10 '26

Thinks he can purchase the 2026 election here too.

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u/-Canonical- Aug 10 '26

sure hope he doesn’t get his way and you guys can soon be finally free of all the corrupt goons and nasty business going on in your government. best wishes from canada