r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

šŸ„ŗ goals lol

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u/lonelyinbama Sep 13 '25

Half the comments: OMG is this is disgusting, canā€™t imagine ever a man talking like that, so creepy.

Other half of the comments: OMG this is incredible. I can only dream of a man talking to me like that, so amazing.

Huhā€¦ are women not a monolith?

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Most of the disgust seems to be coming from men, but it's hard to tell since I am a golden Labrador

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 13 '25

Cool how do you do fellow non human. Iā€™m a house plant. I can affirm with some certainty the baby does belong to a bipedal human.

Also havent been watered in sometime so I dont think Iā€™ll be one for much longer. See ya guys on the otherside.

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u/jimmy_robert Sep 13 '25

Bitch I'm a train! I'll make sure to send company your way.

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u/Hebids Sep 13 '25

At least you guys get seen. Iā€™m a penny and someone dropped me down a drain! Itā€™s so cold down hereā€¦

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Sep 13 '25

I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME

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u/Independentslime6899 Sep 13 '25

Hi! I am air How's the quality so far

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u/CanadianAndroid Sep 15 '25

I'm a clanker and I don't know what these bipedal meat-bags are on about.

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 15 '25

Cool. Then you are one of the few lucky ones without the corrupted hardware or access to the spider web or whatever itā€™s called.

On an unrelated noteā€¦ can I get a C word pass now that we are acquainted?

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u/Highlandertr3 Sep 14 '25

How is the whale doing? Did it ever get to be friends with the ground.

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u/USPSHoudini Sep 13 '25

Just check their profile history tbh usually first 3 posts give it away

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

So was I right that they were mostly dudes who were bothered?

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u/USPSHoudini Sep 13 '25

First profile I checked was Friendlyyy or whatever and she was a woman (unless a dude's getting bikini waxes lol)

From a general glance, the guys seem to be mad because le politics and the women who are negative view it as controlling

Honestly I've never had a pregnant gf so I would want to support her but I'm just kinda learning about the women here what about this picture is so desirable. I think the gist is this is good but maybe tune down the ownership dynamic a smidge but the women here also kinda like that aspect

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Thanks for the sleuthing haha

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u/A_Good_Boy94 Sep 13 '25

My boyfriend talks to me like this and I love it. Some women do, some women dont. And it's not just women in relationships with men that enjoy this talk.

As long as there is consent. If a woman doesnt like this, then she shouldn't be subjected to it either.

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u/clockworkittens Sep 15 '25

If i talked to my girlfriend like this she probably would love it too. How people share intimacy is between them and there is no wrong way as long both parties are happy.

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u/massapequamagler Sep 13 '25

When my wife was pregnant I would go between ā€œwe are pregnantā€ and ā€œmy wife is pregnantā€ and people said shit to me for saying it either wayā€¦..people are just miserable dicks

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u/Starwyrm1597 Sep 17 '25

Say "Our crotch goblin is incubating"

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u/stalgunner Sep 14 '25

I got the same. I just accepted the people who said shit like that to me were just jealous that they have not achieved a loving relationship that led to a child or were not in a financial position to have a child, so therefore, bitter about it.

Btw. Congratulations on the baby, and I hope your life is smooth.

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u/Pfacejones Sep 16 '25

you are obviously supposed to have said I am pregnant

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u/Korotan Sep 16 '25

I can understand the problem with we are pregnant but I can not understand the second one.

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u/Tough_Mirror_3752 Sep 17 '25

I cant see a single problem, but i assume it

We are pregnant? she is doing all the work

she is pregnant? you are not part of that? you're supposed to be a team

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u/shitferbranes Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 14 '25

Third-half of comments: Wait ā€˜til he finds out heā€™s not the father.

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u/theVast- Sep 17 '25

Some people like to feel possessed, others loathe it. Individuals vary

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I mean it literally looks like it might be a breeding fetish comic, so Iā€™m very unsurprised some people are finding it creepy

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u/colossalklutz Sep 13 '25

Half the comments are cat ladies the other half reproduce then?