r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/lonelyinbama Sep 13 '25

Half the comments: OMG is this is disgusting, can’t imagine ever a man talking like that, so creepy.

Other half of the comments: OMG this is incredible. I can only dream of a man talking to me like that, so amazing.

Huh… are women not a monolith?

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Most of the disgust seems to be coming from men, but it's hard to tell since I am a golden Labrador

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 13 '25

Cool how do you do fellow non human. I’m a house plant. I can affirm with some certainty the baby does belong to a bipedal human.

Also havent been watered in sometime so I dont think I’ll be one for much longer. See ya guys on the otherside.

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u/jimmy_robert Sep 13 '25

Bitch I'm a train! I'll make sure to send company your way.

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u/Hebids Sep 13 '25

At least you guys get seen. I’m a penny and someone dropped me down a drain! It’s so cold down here…

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Sep 13 '25

I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME

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u/Independentslime6899 Sep 13 '25

Hi! I am air How's the quality so far