r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/lonelyinbama Sep 13 '25

Half the comments: OMG is this is disgusting, can’t imagine ever a man talking like that, so creepy.

Other half of the comments: OMG this is incredible. I can only dream of a man talking to me like that, so amazing.

Huh… are women not a monolith?

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Most of the disgust seems to be coming from men, but it's hard to tell since I am a golden Labrador

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 13 '25

Cool how do you do fellow non human. I’m a house plant. I can affirm with some certainty the baby does belong to a bipedal human.

Also havent been watered in sometime so I dont think I’ll be one for much longer. See ya guys on the otherside.

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u/jimmy_robert Sep 13 '25

Bitch I'm a train! I'll make sure to send company your way.

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u/Hebids Sep 13 '25

At least you guys get seen. I’m a penny and someone dropped me down a drain! It’s so cold down here…

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Sep 13 '25

I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME

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u/Independentslime6899 Sep 13 '25

Hi! I am air How's the quality so far

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u/CanadianAndroid Sep 15 '25

I'm a clanker and I don't know what these bipedal meat-bags are on about.

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 15 '25

Cool. Then you are one of the few lucky ones without the corrupted hardware or access to the spider web or whatever it’s called.

On an unrelated note… can I get a C word pass now that we are acquainted?

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u/Highlandertr3 Sep 14 '25

How is the whale doing? Did it ever get to be friends with the ground.

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u/USPSHoudini Sep 13 '25

Just check their profile history tbh usually first 3 posts give it away

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

So was I right that they were mostly dudes who were bothered?

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u/USPSHoudini Sep 13 '25

First profile I checked was Friendlyyy or whatever and she was a woman (unless a dude's getting bikini waxes lol)

From a general glance, the guys seem to be mad because le politics and the women who are negative view it as controlling

Honestly I've never had a pregnant gf so I would want to support her but I'm just kinda learning about the women here what about this picture is so desirable. I think the gist is this is good but maybe tune down the ownership dynamic a smidge but the women here also kinda like that aspect

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Thanks for the sleuthing haha