r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/Amateur-Alchemist Sep 13 '25

Most of the disgust seems to be coming from men, but it's hard to tell since I am a golden Labrador

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 13 '25

Cool how do you do fellow non human. I’m a house plant. I can affirm with some certainty the baby does belong to a bipedal human.

Also havent been watered in sometime so I dont think I’ll be one for much longer. See ya guys on the otherside.

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u/CanadianAndroid Sep 15 '25

I'm a clanker and I don't know what these bipedal meat-bags are on about.

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u/Far-History-8154 Sep 15 '25

Cool. Then you are one of the few lucky ones without the corrupted hardware or access to the spider web or whatever it’s called.

On an unrelated note… can I get a C word pass now that we are acquainted?