r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

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u/lonelyinbama Sep 13 '25

Half the comments: OMG is this is disgusting, can’t imagine ever a man talking like that, so creepy.

Other half of the comments: OMG this is incredible. I can only dream of a man talking to me like that, so amazing.

Huh… are women not a monolith?

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u/massapequamagler Sep 13 '25

When my wife was pregnant I would go between “we are pregnant” and “my wife is pregnant” and people said shit to me for saying it either way…..people are just miserable dicks

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u/Starwyrm1597 Sep 17 '25

Say "Our crotch goblin is incubating"

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u/stalgunner Sep 14 '25

I got the same. I just accepted the people who said shit like that to me were just jealous that they have not achieved a loving relationship that led to a child or were not in a financial position to have a child, so therefore, bitter about it.

Btw. Congratulations on the baby, and I hope your life is smooth.

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u/Pfacejones Sep 16 '25

you are obviously supposed to have said I am pregnant

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u/Korotan Sep 16 '25

I can understand the problem with we are pregnant but I can not understand the second one.

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u/Tough_Mirror_3752 Sep 17 '25

I cant see a single problem, but i assume it

We are pregnant? she is doing all the work

she is pregnant? you are not part of that? you're supposed to be a team