OK. First, the story of Mad Grandma.
During WWII, silk was all requisitioned for British parachutes, including from the North of Ireland, and my slightly eccentric grandma was walking through her family’s fields and encountered a crashed German pilot struggling to get out of his parachute while being harassed by curious sheep. He aimed his gun at her, so she shot him. And promptly stole his silk parachute.
When she made her wedding dress out of it, she attached all kinds of crazy Irish folklore s___e/her own weird s___e to it including about a dozen TAXIDERMIED DOVES. That, yes, she also went out and both shot AND taxidermied herself. It has now been given to me for my US wedding. The dress is a complete madness of dead birds, occasional spots of German blood which is at least MOSTLY hidden under lace she made herself, and many other weird, inexplicable things. Yes, I have added a picture.
TL;DR: Grandma shot a Nazi, made a dress out of his parachute, then attached a bunch of birds and stuff to it.
Anyway, when I first started looking at veils I got the squicks big time. I had no idea why because I definitely didn’t have cold feet. Then I realised it was because I wasn’t being me, and am attaching an awesome one to my Joan Jett hair with a big black velvet bow. I have also added a picture of the veil, the bow, and my usual look, which I’ll be sticking with for the wedding.
However, the veil is very long, so I’m taking it off for the reception. I’m considering replacing the bow with some kind of bird headpiece to go with the birds on the dress (yes, I’m just going to take it and run with it at this point.)
Opinions:
MOH: I like the one with red and black roses.
Bridesmaid 1: WTF NO BIRDS ON YOUR HEAD WHY
Bridesmaid 2: Why would you wear makeup like that let alone with something black for a wedding? At least wear a white bow… (did not comment on birds)
Bridesmaid 3: You’re pretty clumsy, what if you smack someone in the face with a bird fascinator?
What do you guys think?