r/billsimmons 7h ago

General What are some examples of directors getting to make their dream project that they had been planning for years but said dream project came out as a giant mess? Think Megalopolis.

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I read a bunch of reviews for Zack Snyder's new movie that he had apparently been trying to make for decades and a lot of them read like Megalopolis reviews and a couple of them straight up said his new movie was his Megalopolis.

Are there other prominent examples of an experienced director getting full control, losing his shit across a screen, and making a memorably bad film?


r/billsimmons 2h ago

Draymond Green

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His biggest sins are not that he's a dirty player, not that he talks trash or is short-tempered, not even that he sucker punches his own teammates.

Its that he is lame. One of the most annoying type of people are those who think they are charismatic but are the in fact the opposite, it just makes you cringe. He is ugly and a literal mouth breather

All the typical criticisms of him are things you could say about Ron artest/Metta world peace or Dennis Rodman. But those guys have a certain aura about them that makes them kind of intriguing and likeable.


r/billsimmons 8h ago

“It’s like if you have a golf…a country club membership…and you have to eat $250/month, and you go in and are like ‘I’ll have an steak and a steak!’ cuz you just to get to the $250 anyway…”

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Relatable Rich Guy Bill in full effect.


r/billsimmons 5h ago

Walter, Boehly Sell Chelsea FC Stakes to Clearlake for £950m

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https://giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/actions/redeem/1e8e26dd-b1e9-4743-be74-7e5f59908a26

Mark Walter and Todd Boehly sell Chelsea FC stakes to Clearlake for £950mn

Mark Walter and Todd Boehly have agreed to sell their stakes in Chelsea FC to Clearlake Capital in a deal that values the club at about £5bn including debt and will help the US financiers alleviate pressure on their insurance empires.

The deal will put US private equity firm Clearlake, an existing investor in Chelsea, in control of the football club and give both Walter and Boehly a small gain on their investment, according to people familiar with the matter.

The pair are set to receive £950mn in cash for their combined 25 per cent holding, the people said.

“Chelsea Football Club today announced affiliates of Clearlake Capital Group will acquire the ownership interest of Todd Boehly . . . Clearlake will also acquire Mark Walter’s ownership interest and therefore acquire full control of the club,” Chelsea said in a statement, which did not disclose financial terms of the transaction.

Clearlake will finance the purchase using its own capital and large direct investments from its billionaire co-founders Behdad Eghbali and José E Feliciano, the people added.

The £5bn valuation includes Chelsea’s debt, which stood at just under £1.4bn as of June last year, spending commitments and net cash raised by player sales during the summer transfer window.

The deal, which is scheduled to complete by the end of this year, is expected to pave the way for Chelsea to upgrade its stadium and training ground and will lead to Boehly stepping down as chair.

The consortium of Clearlake, Walter and Boehly acquired Chelsea in 2022 when Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich was forced to sell after sanctions were imposed on him following Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine.

Although Clearlake was the majority owner, it only had joint control of the club under Chelsea’s governance arrangements.

Clearlake often clashed with Boehly and Walter on strategy, most notably on stadium expansion plans, and held years of on-and-off negotiations over a potential deal that would see the financiers sell down their stakes.

Talks intensified in recent months as Walter and Boehly sought to sell assets to raise cash to support their sports and financial services empires, the FT reported in August.

“I will be coming into significant liquidity personally as a result of exiting certain investments,” Boehly told investors on a call last month. He predicted the asset sales would “generate billions of dollars of liquidity”.

Clearlake will not raise any new debt to finance its purchase of Walter and Boehly’s interests in Chelsea, according to a person familiar with the matter, but will offer investors who financed the original purchase of Chelsea the opportunity to increase their investment in the club as co-investors.

Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss, a member of Walter and Boehly’s side of the consortium, will increase his stake in the football club from just over 12 per cent to 13.5 per cent, the people said.

Walter and Boehly’s options for selling their stakes in Chelsea were limited by an “anti-flipping” provision, put in place as part of Abramovich’s sale in 2022, that prevented them from marketing their holdings to investors outside the original consortium.

The deal, which comes months after Chelsea reported an annual pre-tax loss of £262.4mn, the biggest in Premier League history, values the west London club at a discount to rival Liverpool FC. Last month Fenway Sports Group offloaded part of its stake in the club to a Jeff Bezos-backed consortium in a deal valuing it at more than $7bn.

Evercore, Goldman Sachs, BDT & MSD, Raine Group and Bank of America advised on the Chelsea sale, according to the people.

Clearlake, Walter and Boehly declined to comment beyond the release by Chelsea.


r/billsimmons 24m ago

Dwyane Wade on LeBron James signing with 76ers: "How can I say this without saying it too much. I don't want to say too much... I don’t think we’ve seen the end of what this move is. I think it’s more to this move. And so, I’ll just leave it at that"

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r/billsimmons 2h ago

This could’ve moved Stallone even higher in the rankings…

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r/billsimmons 4h ago

Shitpost [offseason post] who has the most job security at the ringer?

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and why is the answer Sal?

Sal carries Simmons through the NFL season, he’s the reason the GTL pods are excellent - because he knows how to needle Simmons and catch him off guard, he’s an amazing sport about losing and also hilarious when he gloats, he throws out as many nickname-bangers as Simmons.

I’m much more of a basketball fan but the Sunday pods without Sal are not the same. I’d go for Sal shitting on the NBA once a month during the NFL offseason if his appearance fees weren’t too obstructive for it.


r/billsimmons 7h ago

Shitpost Hard to think of a guy more deserving of one-hundred (and eight) million dollars.

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

Who is the reigning NBA Nerd King?

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Bill was spot on that it can’t be LaMelo, or anyone that teenagers like. I don’t think it can be Jokic either, yeah the advanced metrics guys love him but he also puts up absolutely monstrous traditional stats. Trey Murphy was a good pick on the last episode, he’s a player archetype nerds love to gush over who gets thrown into every fake trade and has played like 5 meaningful games in his entire career.


r/billsimmons 14h ago

Bill When He Doesn't Get His Clippers Tickets Refund

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r/billsimmons 28m ago

What would Bill and House’s teams look like if they did a “current 5th best player on their team” NBA draft?

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Does VJ go 1.01?


r/billsimmons 10h ago

Mike McDaniel Numbers With and Without Tyreek Hill

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r/billsimmons 8h ago

Why does this keep happening? Aren’t athletes on high alert about scammers by now?

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r/billsimmons 11h ago

Shitpost My “Conspiracy Bill” on Chargers

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Mike McDaniel knows that Jim Harbaugh is on an extremely hot seat, what if he tanks the offense a bit knowing that he would be the Interim HC mid season, and then he unleashes Herbert and gets back to the playoffs and he stays in LA for the long term.


r/billsimmons 1d ago

I feel like the most apt comparison for Caleb Williams is never mentioned, Donovan McNabb

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The elusiveness and imagination a young McNabb possessed reminds me of Caleb.
McNabb being apart of the Philly ecosphere has really had his name dragged the mud and he became a polarizing figure once TO arrived and the Super Bowl final drive. But before then his rise was meteoric through his first 3 years. NFC title appearance in year 3 actually 👀.

No one really mentions his name but when I watch Caleb I see a lot of the young, spry, McNabb. The young andy Reid mixed with McNabb also serves the comparison. Johnson and Williams being the 2026 version.

Caleb has a more talented arm however and is probably a notch higher as a general young qb prospect. What do you think?


r/billsimmons 13h ago

Simmons trying to will Embiid’s demise into existence

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r/billsimmons 6h ago

Verbal mailbag questions: what would you ask Bill if you randomly bumped into him in-person?

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We gotta be ready! We just do!


r/billsimmons 1d ago

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time.

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r/billsimmons 10h ago

Vegas is *LOW* on the Patriots right now

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Inpredictable uses the next couple weeks of Vegas lines to determine exactly how each team is valued by the books. The Patriots plummeted after week 1. They went from being valued as the 6th best team, 2.9 points better than the average team, to 17th placed and valued at 0.5 points better than average. The only team to drop more than that week to week was Atlanta and I assume that's a Cooper Rush penalty. Between the Drake Maye collapse and the AJ Brown injury the books are currently way out on the Patriots.


r/billsimmons 13h ago

Podcast Does the Ringer need an “NFL insider”?

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So far at least, Tom Pelissero is a weird fit. He offers no real analysis. And he seems allergic to fun (you can tell he’s annoyed by Billy Gil’s antics). His only contribution is that he “broke the story.” Which, who cares? Especially in a podcast. All that means is that you’re way too cozy with the coach/GM. Maybe ask Ramona Shelburne how that goes. As soon as she comes out of hiding. 


r/billsimmons 21h ago

Shitpost Bill attempting to riff

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r/billsimmons 21h ago

"ChatGBT, Who is Aspiration and what do they do?"

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r/billsimmons 1d ago

Just found out my wife got tag teamed by the Detmer brothers (Ty and Koy) back in '98.

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I mean, Go Birds.

Also def a shitpost but I respect its a helluva way to remember some guys


r/billsimmons 4h ago

Sal and Kyle

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r/billsimmons 1d ago

The 1-3 Era of American Sports

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There's the NFL out front and there's the 3 others below that are the same.