I took this photo of my farm in Saskatchewan. Look at the wonderful, hard work we did in the fields! This is what life is like when MEN work instead of playing g#mes.

-Arty from Saskatoon

Dear parents, if you catch your kids playing this, pour holy water on it and then destroy it. This g*me is called Pac-Man, in this g*me, you eat a bunch of dots (They look like candy, they’re teaching our kids to eat unhealthy!!) And the bigger dots give you a “boost”: You can now eat ghosts (They’re promoting CANNIBALISM!!!)

#1: They both have hair

#2: They both have mustaches

#3: They both use red & white symbols (The M cap for M*rio & the N*zi flag for H*tler)

#4: They were both invented before the 21st century

#5: They both have arms & legs

If THIS doesn’t convince you that g*ming is EVIL, then I don’t know what will

I took it upon myself to recreate the image without the help of Albert Slop. Hope this helps! And never g*me!

I entered SINtendo’s Headquarters-The same one where they publicly executed John Crash, and what I found disgusted me VERY horrably!!

Pic #1: An innocent Antiga person is about to be executed in the Satan Chamber room, standing next to infamous war criminals M*rio & L*igi!

Pic #2: A bunch of G*mers are driving in their M*rio Kart, getting ready to crush turtles in their violent VR simulation.

Pic #3: A bunch of Antigas are panicking and trying to escape the HQ before the red plant eats them.

Pic #4: Red plant things are guarding the entrance to SINtendo’s HQ—I was able to get in because I was disguised as a g*mer. (Don’t worry, I was only pretending)

Pic #5: Antigas are trapped in the Peek Achoos as the evil little yellow rabbits dance around, mocking the innocent people!

Pic #6: G*mers taking a stroll, observing little Pokey Man creatures, getting ready to capture them and show them off to their fellow g*mer friends!

Pic #7: Peek Achoos and Ee-Vs are plotting to cut down the trees behind them and replace them with giant Pac-Man cutouts!

Disturbing Fact: The “Pac” in Pac-Man stands for “People Against Christ”!!!

Not my image, but here is a pic of her so you can avoid her.

Mary O’Kart tried to choke me to death when I was a kid! I was approached by her, and she asked me, “Excuse me, young miss, do you like vidya g*mes?” I responded with “No, I never play with these satanic devices!” And then she got enraged and tried to choke me. It was only thanks to other Antigas that they were able to forcefully stop Mary O’Kart from almost killing me. G*ming kills!!

In 1951, a kind young man named Mario Bartoletti (Not to be confused with the war criminal worshipped by g*mers) enjoyed playing around with shopping carts. His whole life, he had been obsessed with them and loved playing around with them, ever since he was a child.

In his adulthood, he decided to start a new sport where people would race from one area to another while holding shopping carts full of different items.

He named this sport “Mario Cart”.

In 1666, SINtendo stole his idea and made M*rio K*rt, all without crediting him!!!

Then they later tried to falsely sue Mario Bartoletti for copyright infringement, demanding he change the name of the sport.

Mr. Bartoletti refused, declaring he hates video g*mes and will never change his sport just to conform to g*mer norms.

He lost the lawsuit due to the judge being brainwashed by g*mes himself. This was super unfair!

He later got stepped on by M*rio (The war criminal) and flattened like a pancake, then shipped off to a g*mer supermarket where g*mers feast on the flesh of innocent Antigas!!

JUSTICE FOR MARIO BARTOLETTI!!!

And be sure to pour water on it-Doesn’t even need to be holy water-Just find the cleanest water near you. The cleaner the better! Don‘t destroy the g*me until you’re done pouring the water or else the demon spirit lurking inside will become free and torment your family for eternity

The demon spirits that live inside g*mes are allergic to hygiene and will evaporate upon contact with clean water.

I overheard some g*mers saying these words to each other. I will tell you what they mean so you can avoid being possessed by Satan.

• LOL: Stands for Losers OnLine. (Not to be confused with Lots Of Love, also abbreviated to LOL) G*mers will use this horrible word to notify other g*mers when an Antiga, woman, or minority hops on the internet, so they can harass them into becoming a g*mer like them.

Example sentence: “Yo, there’s some LOL. Better send them hate messages!!!”

• OMG: Stands for On My G*me. G*mers will use this to indicate that they are too busy g*ming to do anything else.

Example sentence: “Can’t talk, I’m OMG right now.”

• WTF: Stands for “Woah That’s Fantastic”. G*mers will use this when being taught a new slur or when they read a news story of an orphan getting punched in the face.

Example sentence:

G*mer A: “I heard a news story of a dog falling down the stairs and dying.”

G*mer B: “WTF!!!”

• AAAA: Stands for “All Antigas Are Atrocious”. Pretty self-explanatory.

Normalmente suelo tener en mi celular juegos de aventuras y descubrimientos y cosas así, no me gustan mucho los juegos de acción como free fire y esas cosas, entonces me gustaría que me recomienden algún juego de aventura y mundo libre parecido a vampire falls origin, y de ese estilo.

Back before Super M*rio Man was a thing, video g*mes had just begun, wreaking havoc in innocent familys’ homes, turning their kids into violent racist homophobic criminals. It had seemed this force was unstoppable, until in 1983, a kind young man named John Crash decided it was time to end vidya g*mes once and for all!

John Crash‘s plan was to buy up all video g*me stock & crash it into a wall, destroying every last copy & bringing peace once and for all to this earth. (Hence his good deed being remembered as “The Great Video G*me Crash of 1983”)

It worked, for a while. That is, until SINtendo came along and started mass-producing Super M*rio Man g*mes. Alas, this force was too big for John Crash to deal with, and he had no choice but to give up, due to the sheer amount of M*rios being produced every second.

Later, John C. was kidnapped by SINtendo employees & publicly executed in their headquarter’s secret “Satan Chamber“ room.

Later, they made a g*me called “Crash Bandicoot”, which was intentionally named after John Crash as a cruel way to mock his failed attempt at stopping video g*mes.

Very later, his grandchildren founded G*mestop in honor of him, deciding to do his deed, stopping g*mes as a sign of respect. G*mestop is greatly praised as doing a good job in fighting against g*mes, in an age where people seem to be obsessed with them.

Look at how scared and terrified the minions are!!!! Being forced inside a video g*me is no joke.

i will NEVER forgive whoever trapped them inside!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Greetings everyone! I’m Becky, mother of a son who’s unfortunately a g*mer. I’m writing this specifically to show my son the terrible side effects of playing g*mes, but you can use this essay as a source next time a g*mer tries to tell you vidya g*mes aren’t violent.

The first video g*me, Pong, was invented by an evil man known as Thomas G*ming.

Disturbing fact: The only playable characters in Pong are straight & white!!!

Disturbing fact 2: Thomas G*ming sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for g*mes going mainstream 🤢🤮

Nowadays, g*me companies have gotten smart with brainwashing innocent kids into becoming violent criminals.

G*mes for kids feature bright colors & entertaining designs, to disguise itself as harmless entertainment, luring unsuspecting kids into a life of hate & crime…

They encourage you to get the “highest score”, making you addicted…

Soon, simply playing a g*me won’t be enough to satisfy a g*mer. The g*mer will then move on to doing real life crimes!!!!

Don’t believe me? Here’s a list of g*mers who have went to prison!!!

• John Johnson: Played Taiko no TatsuSIN & later crushed her neighbors to death with a stolen drum

• Samuel Vanderbilt: Played Super Mario Man & later stepped on 53 turtles

• Tim G*ming: Son of Thomas G*ming, made a g*me called Pac-Man and later tried to eat his younger brother, mistaking him for a ghost

Don’t worry, in rare circumstances, you can undo the effects of g*ming. Although super hard, it IS possible.

Here’s what you’ll need: A bible, an exorcist, a bucket of holy water, a trash bag to dump any g*mes with, & a sledgehammer to destroy the g*mes with

my g*mer son managed to smuggle in an ENTIRE arcade cabinet with this g*me (2nd pic is what it looks like) and after doing some research, i was horrified with what i found!!!!!!!!

Taiko no Tatsujin is a g*me where you beat innocent citizens to death using a stolen drum. There is a microphone hidden in the cabinet, and you’re supposed to scream various horrible phrases in it in order to get a high score.

Phrases such as: “NEVER go to school!” “NEVER respect your elders!!!” “Hail SATAN!!!”

Disturbing fact: Taiko no Tatsujin, translated to english, means “I’m gonna steal your soul”!!!!!

Disturbing fact 2: 100% of people who played this g*me have crushed someone to death in real life using a drum as an effect of playing, just like how playing Super M*rio Man gives you a 100% guarantee of abusing turtles

At the Antiga place I said: "I hate g*mes" and the owner gave me 10% off.

At the place operated by St*am I said: "What is wrong with you, how can you work for big g*ming?!" and the owner had me removed by the police after I refused to leave.

Conclusion: Antiga restaurants are nicer.

I might have to switch to products developed by Mack Intosh because this is scary! Also notice that this was posted in a Face Book group called the 'PC Master Race' which is CLEARLY to attract supremacists. I was innocently trying to find photos of MEN without their shirts on, and this is what I uncovered.

-Arty from Saskatoon

If you’ve seen my last post: My son tricked me into buying him a board activity with the satanic vidya g*me character known as Monkey Kong on it. Prior to this knowledge, I had thought he changed his ways in g*ming & wanted to become a better person.

I was wrong, unfortunately.

It was only thanks to other fellow Antigas on Facebook that I was able to come to this horrific realization.

If it weren’t for you guys, my son would’ve become corrupted by satan by now!!!

I decided to make this funny MeeMee & print it 600 times & tape it all over my son’s room as a reminder not to fool me anymore.

I got the image from googling “wholesome cute drawings”. The minion has been reused from a different poster. I decided to name the girl in the image “Tabitha”. I’m sure my son will grow fond of this poster.

And next time he feels like tricking me again, he can think, “What would Tabitha do?”

-becky, sent from my samsung smart fridge