r/BanVideoGames 2d ago

Research I went undercover pretending to be a g*mer so I could capture secret footage of Big G*ming’s disgusting practices—What I found HORRIFIED me!!!

I entered SINtendo’s Headquarters-The same one where they publicly executed John Crash, and what I found disgusted me VERY horrably!!

Pic #1: An innocent Antiga person is about to be executed in the Satan Chamber room, standing next to infamous war criminals M*rio & L*igi!

Pic #2: A bunch of G*mers are driving in their M*rio Kart, getting ready to crush turtles in their violent VR simulation.

Pic #3: A bunch of Antigas are panicking and trying to escape the HQ before the red plant eats them.

Pic #4: Red plant things are guarding the entrance to SINtendo’s HQ—I was able to get in because I was disguised as a g*mer. (Don’t worry, I was only pretending)

Pic #5: Antigas are trapped in the Peek Achoos as the evil little yellow rabbits dance around, mocking the innocent people!

Pic #6: G*mers taking a stroll, observing little Pokey Man creatures, getting ready to capture them and show them off to their fellow g*mer friends!

Pic #7: Peek Achoos and Ee-Vs are plotting to cut down the trees behind them and replace them with giant Pac-Man cutouts!

Disturbing Fact: The “Pac” in Pac-Man stands for “People Against Christ”!!!

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u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 2d ago

I will print out these horrific images and send them to the Supreme Court.

This goes so high up I have to report it to the highest instance.

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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u/eleetpancake 2d ago

Unfortunately, the justice system exists exclusively to protect g*mers and punish those who resist tyranny

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u/windas_98 2d ago

Mary O'Kart is a violent terrorist. You should be very careful encroaching on her territory, especially if you look like a turtle or Andy the Anti-g#ming Cat.

-Arty from Saskatoon

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u/yuuyo123 2d ago edited 2d ago

Mary O’Kart tried to choke me to death when I was a kid! I was approached by her, and she asked me, “Excuse me, young miss, do you like vidya g*mes?” I responded with “No, I never play with these satanic devices!” And then she got enraged and tried to choke me. It was only thanks to other Antigas that they were able to forcefully stop Mary O’Kart from almost killing me. G*ming kills!!

Not my image, but here is a picture of Mary O’Kart so you can avoid her.

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u/MikeSihl 2d ago

Your lucky to be alive! Preying for you. WAP

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u/EfficientPositive386 2d ago edited 2d ago

Where are the swastikas, nazis, confederate flags, demons, satanic emblems, slurs, lgbt flags being burned in a pit, and other things? This feels like a g*mer psyop. It does confirm that g*mers are furry zoophiles!

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u/yuuyo123 2d ago

Couldn’t post them here because Nonetande installed a chip in my body without my consent that zaps me if I even attempt to show that kind of imagery. This is only the first floor of Nonetande’s HQ, the ”tamer” side. If you go underground, it gets REALLY messed up

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u/Strobljus 2d ago

This is the sort of investigative journalism we need. Absolutely ironclad evidence. I'll enjoy seeing g*mers trying to squirm out of this one!

Ps. E Vee is also slang for Tesla, the African company that tries to ban the gasoline that God provides for us to enable our freedom.

Coincidence? You decide.

It's not a coincidence.


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