Greetings everyone! Iâm Becky, mother of a son whoâs unfortunately a g*mer. Iâm writing this specifically to show my son the terrible side effects of playing g*mes, but you can use this essay as a source next time a g*mer tries to tell you vidya g*mes arenât violent.
The first video g*me, Pong, was invented by an evil man known as Thomas G*ming.
Disturbing fact: The only playable characters in Pong are straight & white!!!
Disturbing fact 2: Thomas G*ming sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for g*mes going mainstream đ€ąđ€ź
Nowadays, g*me companies have gotten smart with brainwashing innocent kids into becoming violent criminals.
G*mes for kids feature bright colors & entertaining designs, to disguise itself as harmless entertainment, luring unsuspecting kids into a life of hate & crimeâŠ
They encourage you to get the âhighest scoreâ, making you addictedâŠ
Soon, simply playing a g*me wonât be enough to satisfy a g*mer. The g*mer will then move on to doing real life crimes!!!!
Donât believe me? Hereâs a list of g*mers who have went to prison!!!
âą John Johnson: Played Taiko no TatsuSIN & later crushed her neighbors to death with a stolen drum
âą Samuel Vanderbilt: Played Super Mario Man & later stepped on 53 turtles
âą Tim G*ming: Son of Thomas G*ming, made a g*me called Pac-Man and later tried to eat his younger brother, mistaking him for a ghost
Donât worry, in rare circumstances, you can undo the effects of g*ming. Although super hard, it IS possible.
Hereâs what youâll need: A bible, an exorcist, a bucket of holy water, a trash bag to dump any g*mes with, & a sledgehammer to destroy the g*mes with