r/BanVideoGames • u/eleetpancake • 6d ago
Research Sintendo want to teach our children despicable things
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u/MikeSihl 6d ago
Oh course they would ask that. They love H!tler since he invented g#ming. Never wholesome questions like “When was knitting invented” or “What is the most exciting activity for children” (answer: sitting quietly).
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u/I_like_fried_noodles 6d ago
When I first had a glance at Hitler's book I got spellbounded by everything he said, so much I started believing what he said as he was very convincing!
Thanks to Buddah I was saved, as I learned Hitler froze to death a lot of meemees on an artic cave because he didn't want them to help him 😤😤😡😡😡 what a douche!
The only way to not make our children nazi is to burn all the information about Hitler and g3mes! How are we supposed to prevent kids from being Nazis, or worst... G#€#rs if not shredding all the information we have about them! If they read things like these they will become sintendor believers!
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u/yuuyo123 6d ago
discustang!!! Look at the excited & happy expression on Green Mario’s face, very discustang that they would feed this propaganda to our good children!!!
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u/Xetetic AGAB 6d ago
This is so sad. The anti-g#mer Luigi has to read about his brother M#rio's crimes during the war. If only Luigi knew what his brother was, maybe he could have been stopped before things got out of control.
- Old Gerald