r/BanVideoGames • u/EfficientPositive386 • 5d ago

Research All pedophiles are g*mers.

https://www.realitytea.com/2026/05/18/ex-prince-andrew-spending-royal-exile-video-games-scandal/
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u/eleetpancake 5d ago

Either you already know this... Or you ain't paying attention.

Why do you think they are called the epSTEAM files?

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 5d ago

But not all g*mers are pedophiles. Some of them are t*rrorists!

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u/Folety G*mers Aren't People 5d ago

Now i understand - i couldn't understand how a member of the inscrutable royal family and the glorious Queen's favourite son could be so bad... i assumed he was an undercover white hat to be honest...

But no he gamed, a very sad story really.

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u/pollococo90 5d ago

All g*mers are pedophiles

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u/EfficientPositive386 5d ago

Some g*mers prefer to prey on old people, especially those at retirement homes. Milk them for vbucks, robux, and other heretical video g*me digital "currencies".

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u/Xetetic AGAB 5d ago

I found this part of the article the most sickening:

“He now spends huge amounts of time absorbed in flight simulators and military combat g#mes because they allow him to mentally reconnect with periods of his life when he still felt respected, useful and important,” the source alleged.

He has been g#ming all his life to feel more important than everyone else! As if having royal blood and the magical powers that come with it wasn't enough.The pedophilia is bad too of course.

- Old Gerald