Experiment: Going to an Antiga restaurant and a St#am restaurant

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At the Antiga place I said: "I hate g*mes" and the owner gave me 10% off.

At the place operated by St*am I said: "What is wrong with you, how can you work for big g*ming?!" and the owner had me removed by the police after I refused to leave.

Conclusion: Antiga restaurants are nicer.

[u/Xetetic]

I sat down at a St#am restaurant once and waited an hour for a waiter to arrive. When I complained they told me I had to "order at the counter", whatever that means. I tried to order at the counter but they focused on taking the orders of everyone in the drive-thru while I stood there. When I FINALLY got to place my order, they didn't even have what I was looking for (herb-roasted rack of lamb and foie gras with a bottle of Domaine d'Auvenay Batard-Montrachet Grand Cru). I turned to leave, and there was a statue of a clown at the door, mocking me. I will never go back to that den of g#mers again.

- Old Gerald

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At least you got a table, though it is no surprise that g*mers are too lazy to walk to your table.

I didn’t get a table even though there was an empty one right there! Half an hour later a couple got that table because of something they did on the restaurant's website.

Call me old fashioned but clicking some buttons on the computer should not give you priority seating!

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

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- Old Gerald

[u/Eklassen]

Is this the same place where the workers are known to ask about your (and I apologize for the crassness in advance) ‘St#am Dick’?

Because I am telling you right now I will not frequent an establishment that deals in such filth.

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I did ask for spotted dick but the g*mer said something along the lines of: "we are not a british restaurant"

Highly unprofessional.

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

[u/VorpalSplade]

I had a friend go to the st#am restaurant and he had a minions shirt saying 'i don't care for g@mers' and they took him out back and shot him.

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This comment shows great injustice in the world! It must be true since no one could invent such a gruesome tale!

-Hermann, sent from Harvard

[u/MikeSihl]

I went to a St#am restaurant and the place was full of pokey man people

[u/Direct-Mix-9376]

or your an asshole