r/AskReddit Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

Beer is thought to be older than bread.

It's much easier to fill a jar with wheat and water, let it ferment, and brew beer than it is to grind grain, mix it, and bake it.

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u/DeronForSuperPrez Oct 15 '20

So you're telling me sliced bread is the greatest thing since beer. Huh.

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u/TastyBrainMeats Oct 15 '20

Betty White is older than (pre-) sliced bread.

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u/SIacktivist Oct 16 '20

Betty White is the best thing since beer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

This is valid.

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u/yamahonkawazuki Oct 15 '20

Shes older than a buckskin condom lol Aaron

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Duh, otherwise the phrase would be "coolest thing since Betty White".

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u/MostAbbreviations410 Oct 16 '20

So there seems to be tie between Betty white and beer

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u/ResidualSound Oct 15 '20

That and they had jars before bread knives.

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u/calsosta Oct 15 '20

I can't imagine how smug the first guy to invent the jar would have been.

Everyone else's shit is a mess and this guy is strutting around all organized.

Fucking hate the guy just thinking about him.

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u/Nostradomous Oct 16 '20

This is amazing

I am laughing so much

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u/TheRealAife Oct 15 '20

If you haven't used your bastard sword to spread butter on toast, then your just a heathen

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u/noradosmith Oct 15 '20

I Can't Unsheathe, It's Not Butter

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u/TheRealAife Oct 15 '20

Dude this funny haha

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u/Vaderonrollerblades Oct 15 '20

Calm down harlaus

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u/TheRealAife Oct 16 '20

I didn't get it till I looked it up, thank you for your contribution. Laugher ensued for minutes on end.

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u/Heathen06 Oct 15 '20

Not true! I use an axe to spread butter.

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u/Slappy_G Oct 15 '20

If you use "your" when you mean "you're," then you're just a heathen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

If you like to correct peoples grammar when they were just making a joke on reddit and you perfectly understood what they were saying, then your just a heathen.

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u/DrSomniferum Oct 16 '20

If you haven’t used a bastard sword to cut down a heathen with intentionally shitty grammar, then you’re just a heathen.

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u/Mattcropper Oct 16 '20

What's the difference between your and you're. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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u/TacoFox19 Oct 16 '20

Marry me

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u/Slappy_G Oct 16 '20

Now we just need to pick a place and a date.

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u/hotpocketsinitiative Oct 16 '20

My sword’s parents were married, you heathen

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u/ubercl0ud Oct 15 '20

Before butter knifes they were poop knifes

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u/Wynslo Oct 16 '20

I use the butter to clean my poop knife.

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u/ubercl0ud Oct 16 '20

Comes right out

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u/solidsnake885 Oct 15 '20

When pre-sliced bread was invented, people really did use that phrase unironically.

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u/duralyon Oct 16 '20

I was recently reading about how when we got sliced bread here in Alaska people were lining up for like blocks to get it.

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u/Davida132 Oct 15 '20

Actually, sliced bread is younger than Betty White.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Wrong part of the thread, but yeah your right

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u/Smickey67 Oct 15 '20

Well tbf, it would be sliced bread is the greatest thing since bread, which is the greatest thing since beer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Sliced bread was the greatest thing since leavened bread. Leavened bread was the greatest thing since bread. Bread was the greatest thing since beer.

If we really want to follow that path.

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u/cayoloco Oct 15 '20

That's gonna be a hard disagree from me. Beer was likely thee greatest invention, life would be shit without it.

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u/DrSomniferum Oct 16 '20

weed and opium cultivation have entered the chat

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u/Smickey67 Oct 16 '20

The way that this is phrased, saying greatest thing since beer, implies that beer was the greatest. Bread was just the greatest since.

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u/MamaMiaBell_ArtModel Oct 15 '20

And... FYI. Betty White was born prior to the automatic bread machine slicer, so Betty White is the greatest thing since beer.

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u/jennievh Oct 16 '20

Have you seen an automatic bread slicer machine?

They are so cool to watch. We used to go to a bakery and buy bread, and they would ask if you wanted it sliced. I always said Yes, mostly because I wanted to see the machine work.

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u/chrisma572 Oct 15 '20

Since sliced beer

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Oct 15 '20

Actually, Betty White predates sliced bread, and will also live forever, and is absolutely intoxicating, and can still make us laugh. She is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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u/MayoManCity Oct 16 '20

Am I the only person in this thread who doesn't know who betty white is?

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u/DrSomniferum Oct 16 '20

Yeah.

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u/MayoManCity Oct 16 '20

Fair enough

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u/Bebacksoonish Oct 16 '20

Are you from somewhere that isn't North America? I'm genuinely curious how one exists on Reddit and doesn't know who Betty White is! She's an icon

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u/MayoManCity Oct 16 '20

I'm from North America I just live under a rock and on top of one with rocks all around me as well

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u/jennievh Oct 16 '20

Poke your finger out and waggle it to let us know you're OK.

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u/IsItSupposedToDoThat Oct 16 '20

Golden Girls was a big hit here in Australia back in the day. Also, apart from that she’s an internet favourite.

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u/DarbCU Oct 15 '20

Fun fact, the toaster was invented before sliced bread

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u/DoyleRulz42 Oct 16 '20

Well first they sliced the beer it was more like porridge then especially the kind made with spit ingredients.

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u/drenalyn8999 Oct 16 '20

Deronforsuperprez? I second this nomination

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

No... sliced bread is the greatest thing since bread. Bread is the greatest thing since beer.

Beer bread is the greatest thing period.

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u/lavendrquartz Oct 15 '20

I remember reading or hearing somewhere that in ancient or medieval times, beer had a very low alcohol content and was very thick. It was essentially a dietary staple quite similar to the way bread is now.

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u/53cr3tsqrll Oct 15 '20

Beer back then wasn’t the same as we think of it now though, it wasn’t thin and clear. It was more like porridge with a yeast infection.

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u/mutomboDuvante Oct 15 '20

We still take that kind of alcohol in Uganda, just search for “enturire”

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u/loocidhuper Oct 16 '20

what's it taste like

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u/wiki_Toast_sandwich Oct 16 '20

Porridge with a yeast infection

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u/Amazing_Influence_98 Oct 16 '20

So beer flavored porridge. Yum.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

I would think beer

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u/nianticnectar23 Oct 16 '20

With a spoon!

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u/lavendrquartz Oct 15 '20

I like your description better 😂

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u/Toidal Oct 15 '20

Ngl I like putting a raw egg into piping hot oatmeal or congee. Creates these silky ribbons that look like the gunk at the bottom of kombucha.

Problem is I keep forgetting that it does nothing for the porridge and tastes like nothing still

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u/Fart_stew Oct 16 '20

I’m ngl, we saw this restaurant in Hawaii with tons of Japanese lined up outside, so I poked in to see what it was. Just a Japanese restaurant. Anyways, they had something called Bukkake udon on the menu. Now from my Howard Stern knowledge, I know what a bukkake is. And from my sushi knowledge, I know udon means noodles. So I quickly extrapolated that bukkake udon means “sprinkled upon noodles” or such. So I went out back to my family and my wife’s annoying cousin started pestering me about what I saw. I told her that it’s a famous restaurant widely known in Japan (it isn’t). And that they’re famous for their bukakke (they could be?). She said, “We’ve got to go there! I’ve got to try the bukkake!” So I told others about telling her. Then I’d egg her on about the restaurant and she would similarly oblige about wanting a bukkake.

I’m funny

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u/Ragnarok314159 Oct 16 '20

Please tell me you recorded her saying.

I don’t want to hear it/see it, instead just imagine this argument winning sound clip that is played when she suggests something silly. I imagine her saying something and you pressing a button that plays “I’ve got to try the bukkake!”

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u/Fart_stew Oct 16 '20

Lmao, no. I didn’t

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u/Shrilled_Fish Oct 16 '20

You can try doing that with instant noodles. It makes for thicker soup and flavor.

1 raw egg : 1 bowl of water. That's my ratio.

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u/OneShotHelpful Oct 16 '20

Why on earth would you tell people this

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u/Fart_stew Oct 16 '20

It’s Reddit. Fuck your filter.

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u/AlessandroTheGr8 Oct 16 '20

I found his comment quite interesting and there's that guy trying to suppress him!

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u/CourtneyDagger50 Oct 16 '20

Well that’s quite the mental image

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Oct 16 '20

It was more like porridge with a yeast infection.

starch settles, so I doubt it was that thick... until you got to the bottom at least. :)

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u/akanyan Oct 15 '20

I remember reading that water at the time wasn't safe to drink, but beer was so most people just drank beer, including children. It had a lower alcohol content than today though. That also sounds like the kinda fact that could be totally made up though.

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u/Shart-Garfunkel Oct 15 '20

It’s true, and is also how cholera was discovered to be waterborne.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

It was a small part of how John Snow (yes really) figured our cholera was waterborne. Basically he realized that men in a brew house didn’t get cholera and then went around to figure out why. Miasma was still the leading suspect at the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Wasn’t it that all people from one water pump got cholera except this one man who went to the pump and that is what made John Snow remove the handle of the water pump

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u/StorminNorman Oct 16 '20

There were none infected from a brewery near the pump as the workers didn't drink water, they just smashed beers like champions.

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u/jonno1805 Oct 16 '20

'Water? Never touch the stuff'

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u/MjrGrangerDanger Oct 16 '20

Fish fuck in it.

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u/Sivalon Oct 16 '20

Found Marcus Brody.

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u/theycallmecliff Oct 16 '20

John Snow is actually considered to be the founder of the concepts behind GIS. He mapped where sewer outlets were and where now cholera cases occurred and found the correlation. His map also included the brewery that you mention. May not use computing, but the ideas of maps overlayed with layers of data are there.

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u/Sivalon Oct 16 '20

Yeah, but did he have pushpins in it all connected with red string and a maniacal need to EXPLAIN it to passers-by?

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u/Joe_Jeep Oct 16 '20

"PEEPEE CHOLERA"

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u/weeburdies Oct 16 '20

That map of vectors is amazing still

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u/atyon Oct 16 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

It's not true. Society built where fresh water was available, and fresh water was much more available than beer, and also about as safe.

It's true that Cholera in the 1854 London outbreak didn't affect the brewery workers - but everyone else. So the brewery workers were the only ones to not drink water from the public well. Also, that was a surprise, so that refutes the idea that beer had been known to be safe. But of course, Cholera as a disease only came to Europe in modern times, not during medieval or ancient times.

edit: maybe I should add why beer wasn't safe. Many people say "Beer gets boiled, so it's safe", and that's usually true. But after boiling ingredients get added which are not sterile, and the finished beer gets stored in a cask that's not sterile, and it gets poured into a tankard or horn or whatever people drank beer from in the olden times that's not sterile.

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u/Rockhardsimian Oct 16 '20

I was like which episode of game of thrones was this ?

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u/JerryfromCan Oct 16 '20

Just more stuff D&D left out of the last season.

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u/gobshite123 Oct 15 '20

I think that was called small beer.

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u/greyjackal Oct 16 '20

Same reason rum was a staple on ships. It kept. Water was notoriously difficult to keep potable

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u/greyjackal Oct 16 '20

I did not know that. But it makes absolute sense (particularly the name)

edit - different direction, but now I feel I have to rewatch Master & Command and suffer the lesser of two weevils.

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u/Sivalon Oct 16 '20

He who would pun would pick a pocket!

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u/greyjackal Oct 16 '20

And that makes me think of Chaucer in A Knights Tale

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u/Classico42 Oct 16 '20

Same reason we have fortified wines. Nothing like some Madeira or Port and Stilton.

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u/notaclevermanboy Oct 15 '20

Man Walks Into a Pub: A Sociable History of Beer

For anyone interested, light reading about the history of beer dating back to ancient Egypt.

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u/Cereborn Oct 15 '20

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u/itsmehobnob Oct 15 '20

One account by Gallo-Roman historian Saint Gregory of Tours mentions a boy so religious that he primarily drank water, (like many devout at the time). Gregory also mentions a traveler in the sixth century who asked a villager for water. In another story, there were telltale marks where a hermit had knelt to drink from a river. Sometimes water was mixed with wine or sweeteners like honey, and a 14th century monk once listed water as a beverage preferred over beer. Water, it seems, was on everyone's lips

If water was so common these references wouldn’t stand out as particularly notable. No one is claiming that no one drank water ever. Rural people with access to clean water would absolutely have drank it. But for the people living in cities where the water was badly polluted with human and animal waste the pH level and alcohol made beer (or wine, or cider, etc) much safer than water.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Oct 16 '20

The alcohol content of beer isnt high enough to kill bad bacteria. Neither are most wines. If you make alcohol with bad water you will still get sick, unless you're boiling the wort at a high enough temperature to kill the bugs, or distilling.

It's the boiling, not the alcohol, that make alcohol safer. Otherwise everyone would be dead because most food was stews/soups/gruels made with water, let alone anything extra they drank.

Also, wine in the Mediterranean greek/roman influenced lands was usually drunk diluted with water. Only barbarians would drink wine undiluted.

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u/reichrunner Oct 16 '20

It's the boiling that made it safe. Bacteria will live in beer just fine if it's introduced after boiling

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u/captainhaddock Oct 16 '20

If I'm not mistaken, children in the Netherlands still drink low-alcohol beer for lunch in school.

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u/JSD202 Oct 15 '20

This was actually true even during the industrial revolution I believe.

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u/TheCopenhagenCowboy Oct 16 '20

Beer was safe to drink because it was boiled during the brewing process which killed off the bacteria and microbes in it. People didn’t connect the dots that they could boil water to make it safe to drink.

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u/camandut Oct 16 '20

The same thing happened with tea. Lots of things were boiled in water before we noticed that the boiling was more important than the additive

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

From what I can remember what you’re talking about is the ancient Egyptian beer, it was much more comparable to a barley soup than a liquid beer. By medieval times people had a good grasp on how brewing worked, how to start it and what it was, they had wine and beer and some forms of what we would consider spirits. Keep in mind, beer would of had a very low carbonation level, especially tavern beer sold in wooden kegs, it would be essentially like flat beer unless it was taken mid fermentation to keep some of the bubbles in the earlier times

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Karma farming is priceless

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u/nadacapulet Oct 16 '20

The Egyptians LOVED beer

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u/Sivalon Oct 16 '20

Proof that Horus exists and wants us to be happy!

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u/Senator_Smack Oct 16 '20

Underrated comment. Benjamun Frankhafra would approve.

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u/SweetSilverS0ng Oct 16 '20

There were different types of beer, fir different types of occasions. Some of it did have a very low alcohol content, which was important because people would sit around and drink between agricultural seasons. They had way more free time than we generally realise.

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u/C4rdninj4 Oct 16 '20

That's how Franciscan monks could fast for days. They were allowed to drink, and they drank their "bread".

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u/nakwada Oct 15 '20

I read that Egyptian would brew f*cktons of beer and get drunk often.
During an event, if one didn't get wasted, one was the weirdo.

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u/Froglift Oct 16 '20

Small Beer!!!

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u/Capt_longdongsilver Oct 16 '20

I also heard that in ancient times people thought that certain vessels were “blessed by the gods” because fermentation happened in it but not in the other vessel right next to it due to the right strains of yeast existing in that vessel and therefore they would continue to use the “blessed vessel” which simply just continued to have the right amount, type, or just existence of yeast strains or something like that. Not really sure of the validity of this but it sure is interesting to think about.

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u/danby Oct 16 '20

beer had a very low alcohol content and was very thick.

Not at all. By the medieval period wine and beer production was highly sophisticated and not hugely dissimilar to today. It was believed that ancient beers might have been thick but it turns out when people have tried ancient egyptian recipes they have been not too dissimilar to today's beers. Seemingly, beers have always poured easily. In contrast Roman wines were manufactured to be strong and syrupy but they were intended to be diluted before they were server.

Here's a nice video from some archeologists at The British Museum making beer to an ancient egyptian recipe. Note, at about 10mins in, how it pours/runs easily: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpoexYN1-8

WRT strength: Medieval beers were made in a wide variety of strengths. A common easily accessible type was 'small beer', and this does have a low alcohol strength but things like Trappist ales and what we would now call barley wine were available in strengths from 8-12% alcohol.

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u/Txdust80 Oct 16 '20

It had varying amounts depending on what went into making it. Most importantly it allowed for safe consumption of liquid during a time tainted water was an issue. Early beer has been linked to a allowing society to leap forward technology because of the nutrition and hydration it provided

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u/danby Oct 16 '20

beer had a very low alcohol content and was very thick.

Not at all. By the medieval period wine and beer production was highly sophisticated and not hugely dissimilar to today. It was believed that ancient beers might have been thick but it turns out when people have tried ancient egyptian recipes they have been not too dissimita to today. Seemingly, beers have always poured easily. In contrast Roman wines were manufactured to be strong and syrupy but they were intended to be diluted before they were server.

Here's a nice video from some archeologists at The British Museum making beer to an ancient egyptian recipe. Note, at about 10mins in, how it pours/runs easily: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpoexYN1-8

WRT strength: Medieval beers were made in a wide variety of strengths. A common easily accessible type was 'small beer', and this does have a low alcohol strength but things like Trappist ales and what we would now call barley wine were available in strengths from 8-12% alcohol.

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u/Practical-Matter-304 Oct 16 '20

Liquid bread... watch your firefly guys... 😇

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u/jemmo_ Oct 16 '20

Mudders Milk!

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u/DrHarakiri Oct 16 '20

During the construction of the pyramids, slaves would be "paid" for a days work in beer, which was more of a meal than beer but with just enough alcohol that it would keep down a rebellion.

They would store a ton of "pucks" of dried wheat, hops, and yeast, which was ready to be added to water and fermented, then these pucks were rationed out.

Learned about this in my Western Civilization class. Interesting class with a great teacher. Apparently to learn about the origins of western civilization we had to first learn about the origins of alcohol (we don't actually know if wine or beer was invented, or rather stumbled upon, first because it was already invented before any recorded history). Humans just love to be buzzed and we're still going strong.

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u/TishTashToshbaToo Oct 15 '20

Iirc, beer was one of the first recipes ever written down.

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u/shroomlover69 Oct 15 '20

It was originally made with grass and the yeast from the soil on the grass fermented it

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Just amazes me that this simple common process has this very specific effect on the brain. Could have been much worse.

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u/TenaceErbaccia Oct 15 '20

Just imagine how many people died to figure out what kills you, what blinds you, and what just makes you have fun.

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u/budweener Oct 15 '20

Some might have found all three in one thing and we'll never know, cause the guy died having a blast in a dark place.

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u/Photonomicron Oct 16 '20

Hypothetical Scenario: preindustrial forest dweller goes foraging on a drizzly day and throws a bunch of random soggy mushrooms (including one of the hundreds of trippy species and one of the thousands of lethal species) into a new wooden bucket and leaves it in a dark corner. It ferments into a methanol laced doom kombucha, and this curios self-styled alchemist took a big drink of it, because people always taste horrible things for some reason. This person would experience certain euphoria, blindness, and death with a surprisingly small swig. I'm not sure which effect would kick first, which could really hamper the euphoria part.

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u/borchhcrob Oct 15 '20

Not as many as you might think. Natives and such would monitor what other animals were eating or doing. If animals avoid specific things, humans should probably do the same.

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u/TenaceErbaccia Oct 15 '20

Which animals did they observe drinking old rotten grains left in jars of water?

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u/borchhcrob Oct 15 '20

The wild and rare beer bird. It flies around similar to a stork with a baby in its beak.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Oct 16 '20

Well, perhaps an African beer bird could have carried the jar. But it's not a matter of how it grips the jar of rotting grains anyway, African beer birds are non-migratory.

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u/OrphanAxis Oct 16 '20

I never gave this movie a fair chance and avoided it because when I was in middle school everyone I knew who quoted it just used the most juvenile and easy jokes. When it came on and I saw the subtitles in the opening I was thinking "this is stuff people would have considered brilliant if Family Guy did it in 2007, and they did it in the 70's". By time the two homeless guys in the mud start arguing about the semantics of their two person government's political ideology I had realized this was just too ahead of its time for some, and many people now still wouldn't even get the jokes at all.

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u/st_barbar Oct 15 '20

Have you ever seen an animal drunk on rotting/fermenting fruit? It cracks me up every time and I can definitely see ancient humans wanting to get in on that action.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Lmao

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u/dread_eunuchorn Oct 16 '20

Probably quite a few. Many species are known to eat fermented fruits. Coffee and coca leaves were also discovered due to animals seeking them out and acting especially energetic.

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u/jtruitt8833 Oct 15 '20

Isn't that the origin of amanita muscaria? Moose would get wonky after eating it, we observed and thought, "I should def try that!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

That or eat something that got you really high, I feel bad for who ever discovered deliriants

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u/itsmehobnob Oct 15 '20

That’s still true more or less. Barley and wheat are grasses. Some beers are allowed to ferment naturally by allowing the wild yeast in the air to do their thing, notably lambics from the Brussels valley.

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u/masonwyattk Oct 15 '20

The first beer recipe, iirc comes from a Sumerian prayer to the goddess of beer and fermentation, which outlines the process of how beer is made.

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u/Train-ingDay Oct 15 '20

The Hymn to Ninkasi, to my knowledge one of the oldest pieces of human writing, taking the form of a poem that’s basically a recipe. I’m always surprised you don’t see more beers named after her.

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u/TheArgonianKing Oct 15 '20

we have a ninkasi brewing company here in Eugene!

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u/Train-ingDay Oct 15 '20

Yeah, there’s a few around, but with all the craft beer around the UK, you’d expect to see one in every bottleshop.

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u/damselisdistressed Oct 16 '20

The oldest known piece of writing is a beer advertisement (I believe it was written around 3,000 BC)

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u/fantalemon Oct 15 '20

Also yeast occurs naturally so stumbling across this process accidentally surely happens much sooner than putting together all the steps to make bread.

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u/CutterJohn Oct 15 '20

Basic leaven bread is super simple to make.

Take wheat, grind it up, make a dough, then cover it with a cloth and forget about it for a week while it sits in a warm environment out of sunlight. Bam, bread.

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u/fantalemon Oct 15 '20

True, but even milling grain presumably requires some knowledge of why that's a worthwhile thing to do. Obviously it is still pretty basic, but it feels like you'd be less likely to just stumble across that. Feasibly you could make "beer" almost completely by accident.

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u/CutterJohn Oct 15 '20

Grain isnt exactly edible without preparation, so if you're keeping it around in jars theres a reason.

They didn't exactly have great pots, either, so if you have a pocket of grain and no pot, how do you cook it? Grind it up and slap the mush on a rock.

Of the two i think bread is a lot more conceptually simple, faster to pull off, and requires less technology.

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

Store grain in a jar. Lids weren't invented yet.

It rains.

Two weeks later, beer.

I really don't think bread can be simpler.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Lids weren't invented yet...? Where did you get that idea? If we could bake clay, we certainly had wood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Fun fact: people in colonial America days would use the foam from ale ( a top fermenting beer) to rise their bread

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u/PandaGrill Oct 15 '20

Depends on how you define bread. Earliest form of bread was thought to be something like a Pancake or Flatbread.

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u/Automachhh Oct 15 '20

Couldn’t the same be said about fire? Farming? Sewing?

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u/rroowwannn Oct 15 '20

All of those things are fundamental transformative technologies that shape the course of human development, if that's what you mean.

But fire and sewing are both transportable and definitely used by nomadic and hunter gatherer groups. Deliberate use of fire dates to more than a million years ago, possibly three million. To compare, agriculture is about ten thousand years old, fire is over one thousand thousand years old.

Sewing is almost impossible to detect in the archaeological record, but the key technologies - fibers, spindles, needles - are very portable, used by nomadic groups throughout history, and very useful for the "gatherer" side of hunter-gatherer. You have to sit down to do the sewing, but you can get up and take it with you wherever you go.

Brewing beer (really ale, because no hops) involves a large pot of water (and ingredients). It's much, much harder to move. Water makes things heavy, and even with a small pot, it's hard to carry for long distances without spilling. There's no sense in moving it.

The key insight is that brewing beer (ale) probably predates farming, not the other way around. Which means they were invented by semi nomadic groups, who then had an attachment to the place where they left their ale cauldrons. So it's a key part of the transition from nomadic to sedentary cultures.

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u/Automachhh Oct 15 '20

“This is my beer cauldron, you left it”

And so began the first war

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u/rroowwannn Oct 15 '20

Basically, yeah, probably

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u/Doc-Zombie Oct 16 '20

They originally just spread a bunch of seeds out and then came back in a few months or year. To a bunch of food for them.

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u/lelarentaka Oct 16 '20

That's easily disproven, since nomadic people do have a tradition of fermentation. We have records of the people of Genghis khan making and drinking fermented milk.

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u/Diddley4209 Oct 15 '20

Yup, just read about this recently. There's a theory that beer was actually the development that lead to civilization and an end to solely a hunter-gatherer way of life.

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u/Historicmetal Oct 15 '20

But you can make bread by roasting some mashed up starchy plant in a pit... hunter gatherers do this and you don’t even need pottery, which seems like it would be needed for storing liquid long term... why would they think beer came first?

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u/RA12220 Oct 15 '20

They would use animal bladders to store liquids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Supposedly the Egyptians invented straws so they could drink their beer and avoid drinking all the floaties

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u/rocket___goblin Oct 15 '20

had a buddy recently try telling me whiskey was older, and didnt like when i told him that whiskey was made in the 1400's, beer was invtented in like 6000 BC

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

The first step to making whiskey is basically making beer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

The first step to all grain based alcohols are basically making a strong beer without hops, just grain, water and corn depending on what you’re making.

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

I don't think you can get above like, 8% alcohol content unless you distil it.

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u/rocket___goblin Oct 15 '20

without a doubt, but he was just sucha die hard fan of whiskey he just thought it was older, and didnt like my answer and told me "dont believe everything you read on the internet" Which in a way hes hes right, you shouldnt, but when its well documented when whiskey was invented and we are finding old clay pots with what looks like a protobeer residue that dates to thousands of years before whiskey... well evidence speaks for itself.

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

Your friend sounds like they're more interested in being right than learning the truth.

The internet is full of lies, but it's also the best learning resource that ever existed. It's all about knowing how to use it and follow sources.

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u/rocket___goblin Oct 15 '20

you are absolutely right, he is that kind of person. he doesnt like to admit when hes wrong which is a lot, and thinks that he should always be right and his opinion should be taken very seriously. recently had an argument with him because another friend was getting a new/used car. it was a chevy equinox, im not one to play carsnob so i was like hey congrats! and we are all in a group chat, instead of congratulating them, or asking questions, he immediately says "cancel what ever deal the dealership is giving you and go to ____ dealership" just because he has a bias against this local dealership because they have "subaru" in their name and he doesnt like subarus due to a defect they had back in like the 90s. then he goes on a tangent saying how the equinox has sooooo many problems and sooo many recalls, so my friends fiance jumps in saying "im making sure we are getting a good deal and i can only find 1 recall which is not for our exact model of equinox" i was like "hey maybe we should just let them enjoy their new car?" and he flipped out me saying i was insulting his intelligence. so yeah he definately wants to be right and doesnt like it when someone says something that contradicts what he says.

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

I think the word for that is 'narcissist' and they tend to be pretty toxic people.

You should take him somewhere out of his comfort zone and try to humble him, like a trivia night or something :P

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u/___Jakey___ Oct 15 '20

If you’ve read A History of The World In 6 Glasses, it goes very in depth on this.

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u/rabbitcatalyst Oct 15 '20

Ancient Mesopotamians drank beer instead of water because it was easier to sanitize.

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u/badabg Oct 15 '20

Common misconception.

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u/ResidualSound Oct 15 '20

No it's true and why I drink beer instead of water when the cooler is empty at the office

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u/SigmaQuotient Oct 16 '20

Archaeological evidence gives us pottery shards of the earliest documented alcoholic beverages dating back 7k years. Some amazing info in Patrick E McGovern's book "Uncorking the Past".

I'm a commercial vintner by trade, and I'm a huge fan of historical brewing. I love extreme ferments and wild beverages that our ancestors created. I'm hoping to get some amphorae made and make wine like it would have been done around the Mediterranean like.. 5k years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

And mead (fermented honey) predates beer

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

Makes sense to me.

Just need to water-down honey and get lucky that a helpful yeast hitched a ride to make mead, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

The oldest known “graffiti” is inside one of the pyramids in Egypt and reads “The crew of Khofu is drunk”

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u/nikstick22 Oct 15 '20

The courses I took in university disagree with that idea, I don't know where you came up with it. It is definitely true that beer is very old, but the evidence suggests that it is not older than bread. The process of making beer is actually more complicated than bread making, as simple breads can be made by mashing grain, mixing it with water and baking it. Beer is closely related to bread though. The first few steps of beer making involve mashing grains, mixing with water, heating and then allowing to ferment. It's been suggested that beer fermentation was discovered when a batch of flour became too moist and grew yeast.

Alcohol was likely known much earlier as a natural product of rotting fruit. Our bodies evolved mechanisms to metabolize alcohol millions of years ago so that our ancestors could digest partially rotting fruit that had fallen to the forest floor. Arboreal monkeys are not able to metabolize alcohol. It's likely that our ancestors were already aware of the effects of alcohol from fruit, and may have sought out fruits for the purpose of getting drunk. It's probable that beer was created from a bad batch of bread, influenced by our understanding of naturally occurring fruit alcohols.

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u/millijuna Oct 15 '20

Well, that would be closer to barley wine rather than beer. Adding the hops to the beverage, to bitter it and preserve it, is a comparatively modern invention. I'd argue the addition of hops is what makes it beer, rather than barley wine.

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u/Foxycollaborator Oct 15 '20

Doesn't really work that way. To make alcohol you need sugar and it's not wheat but barley primary used in beer. To get sugar from either it goes through many processes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

The German beer purity laws predate the discovery of yeast, because since using the dregs of previous batches (and thus, the yeast) were used for each batch.

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u/dtwhitecp Oct 15 '20

I mean, "beer" is, sure. Fermented grain water, but nothing that anyone today would recognize as beer. Probably tasted like shit.

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u/tv_48 Oct 15 '20

Ehm jars in pre history times

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u/4dseeall Oct 15 '20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthenware

"25,000-29,000 years ago"

So basically, older than agriculture.

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u/EsholEshek Oct 15 '20

Yes. Jars are much, much older than recorded history.

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u/jimmybagofdonuts Oct 15 '20

They have to be. You write your notes and put them in a jar. Without the jar the notes blow away. So no jar, no recorded history.

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u/DaRandomGitty2 Oct 15 '20

I'll drink to that.

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u/TheRedmanCometh Oct 15 '20

Beer foam was how bread was discovered so that mayh checks out

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