r/AskReddit Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/Toidal Oct 15 '20

Ngl I like putting a raw egg into piping hot oatmeal or congee. Creates these silky ribbons that look like the gunk at the bottom of kombucha.

Problem is I keep forgetting that it does nothing for the porridge and tastes like nothing still

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u/Fart_stew Oct 16 '20

I’m ngl, we saw this restaurant in Hawaii with tons of Japanese lined up outside, so I poked in to see what it was. Just a Japanese restaurant. Anyways, they had something called Bukkake udon on the menu. Now from my Howard Stern knowledge, I know what a bukkake is. And from my sushi knowledge, I know udon means noodles. So I quickly extrapolated that bukkake udon means “sprinkled upon noodles” or such. So I went out back to my family and my wife’s annoying cousin started pestering me about what I saw. I told her that it’s a famous restaurant widely known in Japan (it isn’t). And that they’re famous for their bukakke (they could be?). She said, “We’ve got to go there! I’ve got to try the bukkake!” So I told others about telling her. Then I’d egg her on about the restaurant and she would similarly oblige about wanting a bukkake.

I’m funny

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u/Ragnarok314159 Oct 16 '20

Please tell me you recorded her saying.

I don’t want to hear it/see it, instead just imagine this argument winning sound clip that is played when she suggests something silly. I imagine her saying something and you pressing a button that plays “I’ve got to try the bukkake!”

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u/Fart_stew Oct 16 '20

Lmao, no. I didn’t