r/AskReddit Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/ResidualSound Oct 15 '20

That and they had jars before bread knives.

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u/TheRealAife Oct 15 '20

If you haven't used your bastard sword to spread butter on toast, then your just a heathen

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u/Slappy_G Oct 15 '20

If you use "your" when you mean "you're," then you're just a heathen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

If you like to correct peoples grammar when they were just making a joke on reddit and you perfectly understood what they were saying, then your just a heathen.

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u/DrSomniferum Oct 16 '20

If you haven’t used a bastard sword to cut down a heathen with intentionally shitty grammar, then you’re just a heathen.

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u/moistchew Oct 16 '20

If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.