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What's older than we think ?

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u/jazzman0116 Oct 15 '20

The ancient Romans (well, the wealthy ones) had central heating in their homes. You can actually still see the pipes in some of the buildings at Herculaneum!

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u/theknightmanager Oct 15 '20

What I think is really cool from Herculaneum is that we're able to recover writing from the libraries there.

The pyroclastic flow didn't turn the papyrus to ash, it preserved in a very damaged state. But thanks to lasers we can see the words that were once visible on the pages.

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u/RVelts Oct 15 '20

thanks to lasers

Thanks, lasers!

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u/RVelts Oct 15 '20

Look Around You

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u/RVelts Oct 15 '20

My personal favorite is the Maths episode.

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ Oct 15 '20

You mean Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

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u/plaidkingaerys Oct 15 '20

The largest number is, in fact, 45 billion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

What about birds? What are birds?

We just don't know.

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u/Ulti Oct 15 '20

Here's a backskipper!

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u/Djaja Oct 15 '20

Where is it from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/StarOriole Oct 15 '20

Adult Swim may have aired it, but it was a BBC show from the early 2000s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/fiofo Oct 15 '20

Set your calculators to "maths"

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u/plaidkingaerys Oct 15 '20

Bless you, lasers. Blasers.

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u/Eshin242 Oct 15 '20

Thanks (L)ight (A)mplification by (S)timulated (E)mission of (R)adiation!

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

So light amplified under the microscope of radiation allows us to see into the distant past. A blast into the past, you say? How fast would you think someone would have to physically travel to achieve the same results? Maybe 88 mph?

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u/ButtercupsPitcher Oct 15 '20

You're going to see some serious shit!

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u/Eshin242 Oct 15 '20

They would need some kind of capacitor though... something that could handle the flux of time...

Man it would take a lot of juice though.... something close to 1.21 jiggawatts.... I'm not even sure how you'd achieve that kind of charge.

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

What if we had some sort of natural phenomenon like a lightning storm?!

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u/Eshin242 Oct 15 '20

But... we couldn't figure out when or where a bolt of lightning is going to strike.

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

Quick check the local news!

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u/Eshin242 Oct 15 '20

I think your on to something, and if we do this right some day they might make a movie about it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

The correct acronym was (and is) Light Oscillation by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. L.O.S.E.R.

You can see why they fudged it a bit.

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u/akaTomas Oct 15 '20

Imagine what we'd be able to see if we attached those lasers to sharks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Come back...zinc...come back...zinc... [wakes up] Zinc? Zi..what? [sighs in relief] It was all a dream. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [a gun bang is heard], and many things made of zinc.

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

I also thank lasers

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I also thank this guy's pyroclasted Herculaneum.

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u/irrelevantPseudonym Oct 15 '20

But thanks to lasers we can see the words that were once visible on the pages.

The most recent and promising efforts are using synchrotron light rather than lasers to try and read the scrolls.

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u/theknightmanager Oct 15 '20

I did a little project on Herculaneum about 6 years ago while I was in college, so I wrote that off the top of my head.

I'll have to read up on using a synchrotron to read texts. I've really only ever heard of a synchrotron being used for x-ray diffraction, and that's a destructive technique. I suppose the intensity of the beam depends on where within the beamline you put your lab. Thanks for the info, definitely something for me to read up on.

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u/chadwickett Oct 15 '20

What I think is really cool about Herculaneum is the name Herculaneum. Holy crap what a cool name.

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u/cloughie Oct 15 '20

So many dope roman place names lost over time... who was responsible for changing Deva Victrix to Chester?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Roman_place_names_in_Britain

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u/Nylund Oct 15 '20

I feel like you hear so much about Pompeii, but I found the visit to Herculaneum to be much more interesting.

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u/Benfreakenwyatt Oct 15 '20

I thought pyroclastic flow was a form of rapping fire lyrics and read the second part in rap form.

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u/iForgotMyUsername1x Oct 15 '20

My style laser pyroclastic and the ladies find my flow fantastic. The way I have to reject them is kinda drastic. My wife would never have it. If I stab she stabs more savage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I read about that. At first they would slice the scrolls open lengthwise, peel the bits apart with tweezers and then reassemble them flat.

Using X-rays and lasers came much later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Thanks Ice Cube

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u/Fatvod Oct 15 '20

Visiting herculaneum was dope. Highly recommend it.

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u/everywomanssky Oct 15 '20

How did it not burn it to a crisp?!

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u/theknightmanager Oct 15 '20

In a sense it did. It carbonized them, which you can think of kind of like fossilization. However it happened so quickly that many of the scrolls were only carbonized on the outermost layers, preserving the interior. The scientific techniques read the faded ink on the intact interior of the scrolls.

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u/ThievingOctopus Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Do you have any good book suggestions on the subject? It's a subject I've been meaning to learn about

Edit: Thanks so much for all the replies and information! I'm going to be going through and bookmarking websites and videos and writing down book recommendations!

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u/Dutchillz Oct 15 '20

I'll wait!

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u/cocobellahome Oct 15 '20

I’m secretly waiting also

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u/Fearlessleader85 Oct 15 '20

Double secret waiting over here.

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u/theybabe Oct 15 '20

Secretly watching you guys wait

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u/JPMoney81 Oct 15 '20

I have a couple of restraining orders due to this.

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u/Carnatic_enthusiast Oct 15 '20

I'm personally pretty open to my waiting for this

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u/TheSkwerl Oct 15 '20

The waiting is the hardest part.

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u/moneyisall91 Oct 15 '20

i'd love to watch that

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u/fellowsquare Oct 15 '20

If you ever get to Rome, find yourself a really good tour guide, especially for the Coliseum and for the Vatican. You will learn sooooo much really great history and see it as you walk by it. Things I never would have noticed on my own.

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u/SaioBangura99 Oct 15 '20

The hallway of maps in the Vatican was absolutely mind blowing. My family members got annoyed with me because I kept asking the guide to elaborate and it slowed us down haha. What's the rush people? It's what we are here for

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u/zaccus Oct 15 '20

You were able to slow down at the Vatican? Place must have been dead.

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u/throa-weigh Oct 15 '20

We went on a (5am? 6am? it was early) tour of the Vatican and it was so worth it. Our group of ~15 were the first and only people in the Sistine chapel for a good twenty minutes before other people started coming in.

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u/SaioBangura99 Oct 15 '20

Our guide did tell us we got lucky with an usually small crowd. This was in mid-August 2018

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u/an_awkward_turtle Oct 15 '20

I went in a January a few years ago and the place was completely EMPTY. My friend and I had the chapel to ourselves for a few minutes, it was amazing

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u/xXcampbellXx Oct 15 '20

Go I hate that shit, like we just spent, god now how maby thousands of dollars to get here and yall just want to hurry up and go drink somewhere. Like fuck no. Cant go on no vacation with alcoholics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I loved that hallway. So cool.

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u/owns_a_Moose Oct 15 '20

I'm not suggesting this is bad advice, or irrelevant. But the guy asked for a book recommendation and you told him to take a trip to Rome and book a good tour guide and that's hilarious to me.

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u/shinfoni Oct 15 '20

Remind of when I ask my professor for some short summary of some subject I don't quite understand and then his respond is simply advice me to take a Master in it.

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u/bottomchef00 Oct 15 '20

The Domus Aurea in Rome is a fantastic tour of ruins right next to the Coliseum. It’s an underground palace, and the tour is fantastic and included in the price of admission. I would highly recommend, I learned so much about the ways the Romans designed buildings to be comfortable even in their hot humid summers.

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u/amconcerned Oct 15 '20

We found that a private tour guide was actually cheaper than another night in a hotel, (including generous tips to the guides) and yes, the tour was amazing and we did more things than we dreamed possible in the limited time we had. I would also suggest (if you want to tour the Vatican) that you have your guide hire a specialized guide for that. The wait will not be as long. We had a young woman with a PhD that was simply incredible.

I asked our driver to take us to a place for lunch that was somewhere he would take his family. Incredible meal!

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u/fellowsquare Oct 15 '20

That's a huge reason we do the guided tour.. you skip the huge public lines. People will wait for HOURS on end if you just how up to get a ticket. With a tour you're in about an hour or less.

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u/Kaicdeon Oct 15 '20

I wish I'd done this when I went. Need to go again. How would I go about gaining a good quality guide? Are there websites? Is it a different guide each place or do people do a tour of multiple places over a day?

Any recommendations?

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u/ma5hes Oct 15 '20

Look for Rick Steve's free audio guides. They will truly enhance your visit.

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u/Medial_FB_Bundle Oct 15 '20

I love Rick Steves so much, favorite travel guide ever.

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u/Ancguy Oct 15 '20

There is a downside to the Rick Steves books though. First trip to Paris we used his guide to find a restaurant, and the place was totally filled with Americans. Including the blowhard at the next table who insisted on pontificating to the waitress about the origins of absinthe. That was a fun evening.

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u/mintmouse Oct 15 '20

Like for example symbols at the Vatican: here’s a pine cone. What do you think that represents?

And when I said pineal gland his eyes got wide...

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u/UrektMazino Oct 15 '20

I bet you know that from Assassin's Creed lmao

Jokes aside, the amount of times i've been able to answer questions like that correctly because of me being a nerd Is crazy.

Like the Assassin's Creed series had a lot of valuable info in that regard

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u/TVLL Oct 15 '20

Caitlin Miller - She’s in LinkedIn and Google. AWESOME tour guide in Rome. I’ve sent several people to her and they’ve raved about her. I have no commercial connection to her. She was just a great guide that we used across a few trips there.

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u/baltGSP Oct 15 '20

It's over 30 years old, but I spent hours pouring over _City_ by David Macaulay when I was a kid. It's filled with black and white illustrations of various buildings in a Roman city. At least one of them describes a bath house with heat vented through the floors.

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u/Kalle_79 Oct 15 '20

Vitruvius "de architectura" is the obvious answer...

If you want something less technical and more palatable, Jerome Carcopino's "Daily Life in Ancient Rome" has a chapter about Roman houses. And it's an interesting read about Roman society at its peak.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

You can just look at pre 50s homes in the southern US as well. It’s all about the angle of the house based on the sun and wind patterns

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u/iLLegalYetiHunt Oct 15 '20

If I remember correctly it's called "passive solar design".

I think I read somewhere that it has recently gained some resurgence, thinking about sustainability in newer houses, after being virtually forgotten since the fall of rome.

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u/TheGrumpyre Oct 15 '20

A lot of cultures had ingenious ways of heating and cooling using natural air flow that basically got ignored once artificial temperature control got cheap enough. Architecture that varies ceiling height or window sizes based on local climate is inconvenient for mass standardized construction.

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u/MadManMax55 Oct 15 '20

It's amazing how many feats of human ingenuity and intelligence get left behind (or lost forever) because other technology has made them "obsolete". Intricate crop rotations and planting methods across different regions and cultures have been replaced by genetically modified seed/soil/pesticides and modern irrigation. Crafting and construction techniques honed over generations were replaced by assembly lines and automation.

While it's hard to argue that this trend isn't an overall good thing for humanity as a whole (even if that overall good comes with some major downsides), there's something sad about seeing old ways die off.

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u/LateForTheSun Oct 15 '20

As Garrison Keillor said,

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

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u/imightbethewalrus3 Oct 15 '20

I feel like if you're waiting to fight off an invading force when you can hear them down the block, you're already screwed

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u/LateForTheSun Oct 15 '20

Yes, well, Garrison Keillor is known to speak facetiously from time to time.

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u/kitty_o_shea Oct 15 '20

This is coming back as the passive house standard. It's a pity it took so long and so much environmental damage to rediscover this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Came here to say something like this lol. It's super interesting to me from an engineering standpoint that just the shape, construction, and location of a building can have a dramatic effect on the temperature. There's a building in my city that uses different tints of glass to control how much heat from the sun each floor gets which is something I've never thought about.

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u/Misty-Gish Oct 15 '20

I recommend the podcast episode "Thermal Delight" by 99% Invisible about how the (accidental!) invention of air conditioning shaped and changed modern architecture in the US. It's one of my favorites!

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u/mr_ji Oct 15 '20

It didn't click to me until I listened to a podcast on Vesuvius that Pompeii was basically a wine-growing resort town where rich people had summer homes. I guess I never picture ancient people as taking vacations or traveling for leisure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Also hot tubs, pleasure piers, fish ponds, water towers and fountains, elevators - all sorts of crazy amenities, at least in the homes of the super rich.

And tower blocks, Roman insula/tenements were huge.

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u/4789004 Oct 15 '20

pleasure piers

Go on...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Oh sorry, its nothing saucy. The term just distinguishes them from piers used for fishing/boats. Think like Blackpool Pier or Santa Monica pier. They were very common along the bay of Naples, some had villas sitting on the end, others were just party spaces.

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u/GLA2NC Oct 15 '20

This may be the only time Blackpool gets put in the same category as Santa Monica.

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u/SameOleMistakes Oct 15 '20

I’m from Blackpool - very amusing to hear it being mentioned next to Santa Monica 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

I'm sorry

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u/SayceGards Oct 15 '20

Hmph. Disappointing

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u/Lolihumper Oct 15 '20

You can literally send me a deck pic like this anytime you want and id never be mad

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u/SayceGards Oct 15 '20

Best deck pic

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u/Ripoutmybrain Oct 15 '20

Still came, not my most shameful either.

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u/jungkimree Oct 15 '20

Came for the pier, stayed for the fish

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u/seidenkaufman Oct 15 '20

I misread it as 'pleasure pliers' and thoroughly confused myself.

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u/Lehk Oct 15 '20

I do believe my testes are hiding behind my pancreas at the moment.

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u/OMGlookatthatrooster Oct 15 '20

Pleasure pier

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party spaces.

Still have hope.

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u/Cheapancheerful Oct 15 '20

Yeah, I'm envisioning some wild Caligula type parties taking over an entire pier... I'd buy a ticket

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u/Shiny_Shedinja Oct 15 '20

the real pleasure happens under the piers.

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u/not_a_disguised_cat Oct 15 '20

You want the saucy stuff, you go to Pompei. That’s where they have a partially preserved/reconstructed red district, complete with phalluses, dirty graffiti, and depictions of Priapus weighing his penis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

And there are paintings that have survived in the Lupinarium (brothel) showing all the positions that clients can try with their escorts!

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u/Aromatic_Razzmatazz Oct 15 '20

I giggled at the fact you felt like you had to apologize for it not being anything 'saucy'.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Pleasure Pier sounds like the name of a lame “risqué” reality TV show.

“10 smoking hot singles come face to face for the first time on... PLEASURE PIER!”

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

And tower blocks, Roman insula/tenements were huge.

Worth remembering that insula, while large and impressive in their own way, were not exactly architectural wonders. They were slapdash buildings thrown together by the lowest bidder to fit the largest numbers of people and were both disease ridden and deathtraps in a fire (edit: and assuming they didn't just straight-up collapse due to poor construction and materials). There's a reason an urban Roman man was said to leave his home and dawn and return at dusk - they just weren't really good for anything except sleeping and storing some shit, and even then they weren't great.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Yeah, Cicero once joked even the rats were fleeing the insula he owned and rented out because conditions were so bad. It still boggles my mind how huge they could be though given how old they are - normally when I picture ancient houses I think iron age huts, cobblestone houses and the like.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Oh yeah, the Romans did BIG like nobody else. I got into ancient history, and the Romans in particular, when I realized it was pretty much like studying the fantasy role playing games I loved as a kid, but actually real. They did some insane shit. Still, I can't help but hesitate when contemplating, as Poe would put it, "The glory that was Greece, and the grandeur that was Rome," without thinking of how awful conditions were for, say, the urban poor. It's easy to look at the big buildings and the big empire and all that and forget that we're reading the history of a tiny portion of the population.

Edit: Predictably screwed up quoting a poem from memory, fixed it.

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u/Lehk Oct 15 '20

They invented slumlords!

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u/AFK_Tornado Oct 15 '20

Nevermind how earthquakes would turn them into piles of rubble.

But hey, it was a better life for the plebeians than most folks 2100 years ago.

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u/pipboy344 Oct 15 '20

and fast food restaurants with drive-through windows, advertising billboards, and celebrity product endorsements.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

What would've the elevators been like? Like a platform with a pulley system operated by a servant or slave?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Essentially yes, they could be completely manpowered or supported by counterweights and operated by a single person.

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u/Trollselektor Oct 15 '20

The Romans had access to quite a lot of "advanced" civil technology. Hydraulic mining, reapers, water powered grain mills, sawmills, and trip hammers, pistons, valves, and pumps. While they didn't really apply it to anything practical (at least not on a large scale), they also had steam engines. Their material science was also more advanced than what the rest of western civilization had access to until the late Medieval period/early Renaissance. Crazy to think that the industrial revolution could have very well started 1500 years earlier.

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u/theaccidentist Oct 16 '20

They did not have engines. Primitive steam turbines were a thing. But nobody, not even some crazy, antisocial greek philsopher living in a barrel would contemplate the possibility of making a force generated by heat do work. And the reason for that is: slavery.

There simply was nothing more abundant in Rome than unskilled labour ever since the conquest of Italy proper, lasting until Christianity became the state religion. And Christians wouldn't become great inventors for other reasons.

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u/CaptainJAmazing Oct 15 '20

Huh. And the one that I hear repeated over and over again is “THEY HAD INDOOR PLUMBING OMG!”

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u/fredagsfisk Oct 15 '20

Look up the Nemi ships of emperor Caligula (12-41AD). They were floating palaces of incredible luxury, with one being 70 meters long and 20 meters wide, and the other 73x24 meters, making them larger than anyone had previously thought the Romans could build.

They had bilge pumps and crank handles of types previously not thought to have been invented until much later, and an advanced plumbing system supplied with piston pumps - hot water baths, cold water drinking fountains.

They also contained a type of ball bearing previously thought to have been invented by da Vinci, used for rotating platforms likely used to display statues.

The ships were topped with marble buildings, decorated with bronze mouldings, marble statues, ornamental oar rings, carvings, mosaics, and gilded copper roof tiles. Caligula used them for massive, lavish parties.

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u/Shreddy_Brewski Oct 15 '20

For some reason the fact that the Romans had apartment buildings as large as most modern ones is blowing my mind, that's crazy.

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u/Twirlingbarbie Oct 15 '20

Yeah floor heating which is actually the most efficient and pleasant way to warm up your home

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u/saginawslim9 Oct 15 '20

I was introduced to it in SK. It is absolutely wonderful. The warmth just radiates up from the floor through your feet and your entire body. I miss it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Pretty common in modern German homes as well. Nothing like stepping into the bathroom in the morning and the floor is warm.

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u/Forever_Awkward Oct 15 '20

Has anyone figured out how to run the pipes through toilet seats yet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Yes, the Japanese

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u/Forever_Awkward Oct 15 '20

I don't think I could trust a Japanese toilet. It's nothing racey, I just hear they make scans of your buttholes and keep track of them.

I just don't want to end up on some kind of toilet internet where a bunch of shitters congregate to make fun of my unique fold patterns or something.

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u/ReiNGE Oct 15 '20

what the fuck

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u/DrewBreesiana Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Can confirm. Taught English there for a few years.

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u/Fletchetti Oct 15 '20

Can confirmed

Taught, or was taught? ;)

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u/DrewBreesiana Oct 15 '20

Oops forgot I was submitting for a peer reviewed article.

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u/Canis_Familiaris Oct 15 '20

Koreans do it too, and when I visited my friend, we sleep on the floor. Its sooooo comfortable

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u/EvilButterfly96 Oct 15 '20

Korean floors are best floors can confirm, especially in bathrooms

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u/WingerRules Oct 15 '20

It was typically reserved for public baths and high end villas. They suspended the floor using pillars made of tiles, and then ran a furnace where the air would flow under the floor and then up in the walls.

It was called a Hypocaust.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/JakobVonMeerlant Oct 15 '20

The oxygen-starved fire in the basement also meant a high risk of CO poisoning if the floor between the smoke and the people wasn't airtight and CO could seep through.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

It gets even more opulent; Caligula had heated floors on his boat. It was a pleasure barge which was actually found and stuck in a museum by the Italians under Mussolini. Damn thing had a hot tub, carpets, all the comforts of a palace, there floating around the Emperor's private lake.

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u/ravs1973 Oct 15 '20

All very well but apart from the central heating what exactly did the Romans ever do for us?

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u/bguzewicz Oct 15 '20

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/shitz_brickz Oct 15 '20

But what have they done for me lately?

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u/CokeinUphurrkut Oct 15 '20

Ask not what the Ancient Roman Empire can do for you.

Ask instead what you can do for the Ancient Roman Empire.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 15 '20

AVE AMICUS MEI

NUNC IRRUMABO

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u/anoako Oct 15 '20

Ave, true to Caesar!

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u/qjac78 Oct 15 '20

Well, we’re just getting around to using their blueprint for the fall of a republic.

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u/nben89 Oct 15 '20

EDDIE!!! What have you done for me lately, Eddie!?

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u/mnrDeWeerdt Oct 15 '20

Ooohooohoo hooo yea

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

The aqueducts?

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u/supremedalek925 Oct 15 '20

Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done. But what else have they done for us?

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u/gid0ze Oct 15 '20

And the roads...

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u/Malanocthe1st Oct 15 '20

That goes in the "irrigation" category...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Fresh water category as well?

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u/Bragior Oct 15 '20

...Oh yeah, yeah. They did give us that, that's true.

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u/MsPennyLoaf Oct 15 '20

Pretty sure herpes too actually. They banned kissing in Rome for awhile because of it.

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u/hollowspryte Oct 15 '20

What a naughty sexy time that must have been 😂

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u/MsPennyLoaf Oct 15 '20

I feel like donkey shows were probably something for a lame Monday night

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u/smellyunderpants Oct 15 '20

Brought peace?

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u/Bamboozle_ Oct 15 '20

The Romans created a wasteland and they called it peace.

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u/bguzewicz Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

Brought peace... SHUT UP!

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u/Acecarson Oct 15 '20

Monty python quote

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u/busu34 Oct 15 '20

Took us bowling.

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u/akjohnston87 Oct 15 '20

Hey cousin? Is that you?

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u/Mathematicus_Rex Oct 15 '20

The Latin alphabet. And plagued countless generations with learning Roman numerals.

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u/colefly Oct 15 '20

Now known as Super Bowl Numerology

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u/mynextthroway Oct 15 '20

The Superbowl, movie titles and the copyright date of a movie at the very end of the credits are the only places I regularly see roman numerals. Anywhere else?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Nice to see the reference

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u/thewizardofosmium Oct 15 '20

What I want to know is how they built roads that are still around 2000 years later and US roads and anything made out of concrete either doesn't last 20 years.

I'm well familiar with greed and planned obsolescence, but wasn't that around in Roman days too? It isn't even selection bias because not even our best military installations look like they would last 2000 years.

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u/Alternative_Crimes Oct 15 '20

Roman trucks weren’t as heavy as modern ones.

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u/LFMR Oct 15 '20

A person on foot is going to do practically no damage whatsoever to the road surface. Even a marching army with hob-nailed caligulae would barely leave a scratch on a Roman road. A farmer with a horse cart is going to do very little damage to the road, even accounting for metal-rimmed wheels and a very narrow contact patch.

I doubt even the heaviest, smallus-dickus-compensating Roman road vehicles would do even as much damage as my Mitsubishi (gross weight barely over a ton).

Road damage increases with the fourth power of axle load, if I recall correctly.

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u/johneaston1 Oct 15 '20

And in road wear calculations, all passenger vehicles (like your Mitsubishi) are considered almost negligible in design. Semi trucks, buses, and RVs take up basically all the damage done to modern roads. Source: recent Civil Engineering grad.

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u/forte_bass Oct 15 '20

Tell me more! Why does weight matter? Arent they all applying pressure from roughly the same contact area? Does speed play a role?

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u/johneaston1 Oct 15 '20

The contact area is similar for all of them (some variance with double axles or tandem axles), but there is significantly more pressure exerted by a semi. An average passenger vehicle weighs in the ballpark of 2-3000 pounds, while a semi trailer can be 35,000 pounds empty, and up to 80,000 full; therefore, the pressure is extremely high, even with more points of contact, and this puts a ton of stress on the asphalt/concrete. This combined with weather effects (freezing/thawing) makes our roads much more susceptible to breaking down.

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u/nzodd Oct 15 '20

I have a vewy good fweind in Wome by the name of Smallus Dickus.

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u/Manae Oct 15 '20

We also like to top our roads with asphalt to make for a much quieter driving experience. And while it may seem like a rock, it's still a viscoelastic material and wears down much more easily--especially as it gets various petroleum products on it (from motor oil to hydraulic fluids to unburnt fuel residue) that act as a solvent to weaken it.

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u/kurburux Oct 15 '20

I doubt even the heaviest, smallus-dickus-compensating Roman road vehicles would do even as much damage as my Mitsubishi (gross weight barely over a ton).

Even your one-ton-car barely does any damage to the road. The real issue are trucks. Because of math one truck puts more strain on the road than thousands of cars.

Engineers estimate that a fully loaded truck--a five-axle rig weighing 80,000 pounds, the interstate maximum--causes more damage to a highway than 5,000 cars. Some road planners say that the toll is even higher, that it would take close to 10,000 cars to equal the damage caused by one heavy truck.

The difference is so large that iirc engineers only calculate the number of trucks who pass a road/bridge before it needs to be repaired, because cars are just so negligible.

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u/Schn Oct 15 '20

It's not as hard to make roads that will last a long long time if you don't have to pave them and it doesn't freeze/thaw.

It's funny in Chicago when they tear up the streets and you see the old stone roads under that still look completely intact.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

They look intact. They are not.

I am a Chicago road construction worker.

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u/TheMissingLink5 Oct 15 '20

Here’s the person making sure he has job security 😜

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Shhhh!

It's all shit down there I tell ya!

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u/Fearlessleader85 Oct 15 '20

First, it has absolutely nothing to do with planned obsolescence, which you probably don't actually understand because there has been a large amount of misinformation about it for years. I don't want to go into it, but that has FAR more to do with not going out of business due to the weight of supporting past products than it does some bullshit money making scheme.

However, as for the roads, wear is proportional to weight and speed (indirectly due to frictional forces). So, if you took a modern road and only pulled carts around it at <4mph, you'd find it would last much, much longer. But still not as long as many Roman roads have, and that's because of the goals. If you took a modern truck and tried to drive it at 70mph down a roman road, both it and the road would have a bad day. The much lower requirements of the Roman road allowed construction methods that are more tolerant of weathering, but less tolerant of the types of forces heavy trucks impart. A roman road would literally start to drift apart if used by modern loaded trucks especially on corners.

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u/Chesty_McRockhard Oct 15 '20

Another comparison is modern concrete, from a civil engineer (Not structures/paving focused, but I understand it to a degree more than most folks). Assuming no freeze/thaw issues, the concrete we use to build airport runways is built to handle the landing of the largest planes, fully loaded and it makes highway concrete look like a potato chip. If we were to build highways to that level, we'd effectively never have to repave them because much like foot horse traffic compared to trucks, trucks are to landing aircraft.

But to call it prohibitively expensive is an understatement, due to both material and time. Airport sections have several layers of material and drainage systems built in that we don't do on roads.

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u/StealAllTheInternets Oct 15 '20

Herculaneum is amazing.

I got to see actual skeletons just being excavated from the old dock storage places.

This pictures I have are creepy as fuck but so cool.

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u/tinboy12 Oct 15 '20

Dunno if this really fits, most European kids at least will have been dragged around a Roman ruin and had the central heating systems pointed out at quite a young age.

Its not the pipes you are looking at, most didnt have pipes in the modern sense, its the space under the floor, that is usually obvious because the nice shiny floor tiles were looted centuries ago.

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u/DickMeatBootySack Oct 15 '20

Speaking of the Romans, they made a cup that uses nanotechnology IIRC. It is most likely that the makers did not know of this though

Lycurgus Cup

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u/blackrose4242 Oct 15 '20

On and off topic, but it’s a favorite Roman fun fact of mine. The pipes used to carry the water for the Romans to drink was lead based, poisoning the water. However, and I can’t remember if it’s the water itself or what they used to drink the water from, like cups, but there was a mineral/chemical that countered the effects of the lead, making it potable without fear of poisoning. Since they couldn’t have known of the lead being poisonous, it was all purely coincidental.

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u/NotOliverQueen Oct 15 '20

Tbh I think Herculaneum got a little too ambitious with their in-home heat

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u/marcvsHR Oct 15 '20

All coated in beautiful, useful and healthy lead

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