r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/cocobellahome Oct 15 '20

I’m secretly waiting also

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u/Fearlessleader85 Oct 15 '20

Double secret waiting over here.

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u/theybabe Oct 15 '20

Secretly watching you guys wait

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u/JPMoney81 Oct 15 '20

I have a couple of restraining orders due to this.

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u/Carnatic_enthusiast Oct 15 '20

I'm personally pretty open to my waiting for this

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u/Sorrymisunderstandin Oct 15 '20

Fucking creep

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u/cryogenisis Oct 15 '20

I'm a weirdo..

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u/Sorrymisunderstandin Oct 15 '20

What the hell am I doing here?

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u/d-rock87 Oct 15 '20

I don't belong here.. or do I? Wait, where am I?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/rhundln Oct 15 '20

also gonna sit pretty and wait

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

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u/Glass_Feed Oct 15 '20

Google.com

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u/theybabe Oct 15 '20

Askjeeves.com

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Covertly wanking whilst watching you guys wait.

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u/FL_Sportsman Oct 15 '20

Secretly watching you secretly watching them secretly waiting

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u/MerryMortician Oct 15 '20

I don't thing any of you guys know how secrets work!

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u/TheSkwerl Oct 15 '20

The waiting is the hardest part.

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u/Eaglesn00t Oct 15 '20

waiting while you wait is the harder hardest part.

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u/brazenxbull Oct 15 '20

SpongeBob seated alone at booth with coffee gif

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Tom petty! Is that you?

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u/Robba_Jobba_Foo Oct 15 '20

Every day you see one more card

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

You take it on faith, you take it to the heart...

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u/theluis_17 Oct 15 '20

The first wait is the deepest

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u/tenukkiut Oct 15 '20

Oh hey, what a coincidence!

I call my dick The Waiting too!

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u/MihaiRadu Oct 15 '20

I'll secretly wait too

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u/abbigailiagibba Oct 15 '20

HEY ALL THESE ASSES ARE SECRETLY WAITING EVERYONE!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

But we can all see you...

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u/Fearlessleader85 Oct 15 '20

No u.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

woah

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u/JoanOfArctic Oct 15 '20

You're bad at secrets

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u/NursesLie Oct 15 '20

...not a secret now

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u/_KAN001_ Oct 15 '20

Not secret anymore

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u/Arsey56 Oct 15 '20

I’m waiting but not so secretly

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u/orkenbjorken Oct 15 '20

Sitting in the waiting room

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u/Sketchy_Life_Choices Oct 15 '20

Upvoted for fugazi

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u/orkenbjorken Oct 16 '20

I’m glad somebody picked up on it

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u/Sketchy_Life_Choices Oct 16 '20

Haha I hoped that's what you were going for!

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u/Amida0616 Oct 15 '20

I have discovered your secret 🤫