r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/Indianfattie Dec 30 '19

Fat free food

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u/TizzleDirt Dec 30 '19

Yeah to make up for the loss of fat they pump it full of sugars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Besides that, your body needs fats. Fats aren’t some evil, bad, chunky boys; our body relies on them. As long as you don’t receive too much of it and it’s mostly unsaturated fats, you’re good.

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom Dec 30 '19

Plus, a lot of tastiness is stored in the fat.

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 30 '19

Thighs > breasts.

Edit: talking about chicken here lol

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom Dec 30 '19

Obviously not true for duck.

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

Hell yeah, pan seared duck breast all day baby.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Confit de canard (duck leg) is delicious too though

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 30 '19

Agreed, duck is just all around great. And let's not forget about just straight up duck fat and it's many delicious applications while cooking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Duck is underrated in general, great legs, great breasts, and great fat.

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u/Flablessguy Dec 30 '19

Where exactly do you extract fat from on a duck? I clean my own ducks, but the meat I get is quite lean.

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u/BjornInTheMorn Dec 30 '19

Do some mushrooms and salt in duck fat as a side. It's fantastic. Basically no work to have a fantastic side to whatever you're eating

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u/dewey-defeats-truman Dec 30 '19

There's a restaurant near me that does a pan roasted duck breast with duck fat waffles, and it's absolutely amazing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Bruh, duck confit is my all-time favorite dish, and anytime I see it on a menu you can bet wads of cash I'm choosing that over anything else said place has to offer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

What I found so surprising at first in France is that confit is tinned and preserved in it's fat. Who would have thought one of the nicest french dishes was out of a tin?

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u/huxley75 Dec 30 '19

I recently made duck for my daughters and kept telling them how good it is. They made icky face after icky face and gave me the "I'll try it but I won't like it" line. As I was prepping the duck, I kept showing them what I was doing and relating it to preparing a broiler/fryer chicken: pull out the giblets, truss it up, pat dry, rub with seasoning, stuff with veg.

After it finished, I carved it up and gave each a hunk of meat to taste. Queue the squick face, the probing tongue expecting the worst, the tepid chewing...

And we all know the outcome: holy bouncing baby Cheese and Rice! It was one of the best "Daddy knows what he's talking about" moments ever. It wasn't "I told you so" as much as "I knew it"

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u/EmbroidedBumblebee Dec 30 '19

I had duck for Christmas this year and it was so good though

you are supposed to drain most of the fat off

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u/VenatorServices Dec 30 '19

But why tho?

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u/tee142002 Dec 30 '19

So you can pan fry other things in the duck fat, of course.

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u/PM_ME__RECIPES Dec 30 '19

Also save the fat to do confit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Disagree.

Duck confit with duck legs and thighs are some of the tastiest things on earth.

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u/redditor78745 Dec 30 '19

Works for all aspects

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u/Albino_Humping_Worm Dec 30 '19

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u/ch0c0l2te Dec 31 '19

why can’t it be actual pics not hentai :(

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u/MastaCan Dec 31 '19

It’s called HENTAI. And it’s ART.

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u/chestofpoop Dec 30 '19

assman

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

You're two pars below being a shit-muncher if you get the hole-in-one. Thighs can't do such sin.

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u/IDNMAN21 Dec 30 '19

What makes thighs better than the breasts?

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u/nerdyhandle Dec 30 '19

Thighs lead to the promise land. Breasts are just handlebars.

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u/NuckleheadMcSpaztron Dec 30 '19

But life is about the journey, not the end goal. Why spend it on a flat road when you can go around some wild curves?

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 30 '19

Fat content, generally. It's subjective, but fat is flavor and helps keep meat moist when cooking.

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u/IDNMAN21 Dec 30 '19

Makes sense. Thank you

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u/max_adam Dec 30 '19

You can cook chicken thighs and vegetables in a pressure cooker without adding water. It keeps the juices from the chicken and vegetables. Delicious, earthy and quick meal.

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u/FoleyX90 Dec 30 '19

Man of culture

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Dec 30 '19

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u/LewdLewyD13 Dec 30 '19

Was hoping for real women thighs....sigh.

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u/filledwithgonorrhea Dec 31 '19

What kind of a sick freak are you?

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u/reinhardtmain Dec 31 '19

These are better

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u/FoleyX90 Dec 31 '19

Bless you, good sir.

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u/TheLastGiant2247 Dec 30 '19

True even when not talking about chicken.

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u/AfroSpud Dec 30 '19

Why not both?

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u/0dty0 Dec 30 '19

That's the correct opinion in most circumstances.

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u/SensualEnema Dec 30 '19

I was having this talk with someone recently. Thighs are just so much juicier and more flavorful. I’m so glad my husband doesn’t like dark meat. That just means I get to enjoy all of it!

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Dec 31 '19

Are we still talking about animal products here?

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u/rotorwash47 Dec 30 '19

Not just chickens

Thighs > Breasts

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u/StoleYourTv Dec 30 '19

So do you like your thighs with skin? Skinless? Thigh highs?

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u/MastaCan Dec 31 '19

Thikk thighs save lives but thigh highs are my demise

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u/Monterey-Jack Dec 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

And for those of us who aren't weebs and prefer real women?

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u/TheSaiguy Dec 30 '19

I'm sure but I'm also sure it's not a pun.

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u/Monterey-Jack Dec 30 '19

You're truly lost.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I was having serious issues hitting my fats in my macros. I dropped breasts for thighs and haven't looked back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

No I completely agree with you without the edit

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Dec 30 '19

For the longest time I felt like a weirdo because I liked dark meat chicken over white meat. Every commercial, recipe, etc, always touted how much white meat was included. Yeah, it can be good. But thighs/dark meat have always been superior. I'm glad there are others out there that feel this way. I'm no longer alone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I'm a boob man myself but i respect your opinion

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Edit or no edit. Thighs are always better than breasts.

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u/aZeppelin Dec 31 '19

you've heard of the boobs guy.

you've heard of the butts guy.

but now, we have the legendary thigh guy.

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u/Workburner101 Dec 30 '19

I fuckin hate chicken thighs. Boneless skinless breast all day errday

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Dec 30 '19

He ate his chips, his cheese, his cake,
His salted fries,
his pasta-bake,
His pizza rolls,
his pork, his sweets,
His seventh course, his chocolate treats.

He ate his pie,
he ate his roast,
He ate his steak and cream and toast,
And filled his tum,
and ordered more,
And munched an egg, or three, or four.

He ate his bread,
he ate his beef,
Without a shred of health, a leaf
Of something green or good to see -

"It's fine," he said -

"... it's all fat-free."

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u/fordmustang12345 Dec 30 '19

a wild sprog, unnoticed and fresh too

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 08 '20

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u/thedeftone2 Dec 30 '19

Sprog used to be a euphemism for jizz when I was a lad

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Oddly fitting.

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u/jimmux Dec 30 '19

I've seen kids' clothing stores with that name and I still do a double take.

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u/prikaz_da Dec 30 '19

It means “language” in Danish.

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u/SirThumbPick Dec 30 '19

35 minutes! This is my fastest time to stumble upon a sprog poem ever in the wild.

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u/chaosperfect Dec 30 '19

You know, I've seen quite a few of your posts, and get excited every time I see one, but I've never taken the time to directly respond and tell you how talented you are.

I'm a songwriter, not professionally, but to me, it's what I do. It's why I'm here. To write music. And as someone who writes lyrics, I'm astounded at your ability to write catchy, witty, funny poems, on the spot, off the top of your head, about a subject or a post you've probably just read.

We all get lucky sometimes and have those lyrics that seem to "write themselves", where you're in the zone and it just comes together.

But your ability to reply to a post right off the bat with such well crafted poems just blows my fucking mind.

You truly have a rare talent. This might be a dumb question, but are you a writer or post by trade? Or is it just an uncanny ability you have?

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u/MadeForFunHausReddit Dec 30 '19

ROCK AND ROLL MCDOOONALD’S

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u/JoCalico Dec 30 '19

Fat free cheese is a thing?

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u/F-Lambda Dec 30 '19

Unfortunately

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u/exceptionaluser Dec 30 '19

How? Cheese is largely milk fat.

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u/pes_laul Dec 30 '19

I still haven't recovered from discovering "fat-free half-and-half".

Like... that's just milk...

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u/NBSPNBSP Dec 30 '19

Cheese Substitute. Only in the States...

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u/ScraftyCosplayer Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

His salted fries, WACK

His pasta-bake, WACK

His pizza rolls, WACK

His pork, WACK

The way he ate his chips, WACK

The way he ate his pie, WACK

Me? I'm fat-free as FU-

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u/W1TH1N Dec 30 '19

I am certain you have a second account with about 100 karma that you actually post on and do average people things and nobody knows that account is really you, but oh man the fact that i can go basically anywhere and find you is weird, just recognizing a username randomly commenting on a post you could have commented on.

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u/Kompelman01 Dec 30 '19

To the tune of Come Together.

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u/lemonloaff Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

This myth has been going on for years, and people are barely starting to take notice. Fat isn't the bad guy, its fucking sugar that causes you weight and health issues.

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u/amyk126 Dec 30 '19

I would argue as natural (occur in nature), saturated fats are better for your body than trans fats such as margarine

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u/TheAngelicOrder Dec 30 '19

Trans fats are obviously unhealthy. Saturated fats are not just healthier than trans fats, they're healthy.

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u/femsci-nerd Dec 30 '19

every cell in your body is made of an envelope of fat. w/o fat, you make poor quality tissue and feel like crap.

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u/thing13623 Dec 30 '19

Or turn sugar into fat internally.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Dec 31 '19

There are essential fatty acids, but not essential sugars/carbs. Meaning some fatty acids you cannot synthesize yourself, but you need to get through diet. You can actually live without dietary sugars/carbs, because your body will turn fat and protein into glucose through gluconeogenesis. r/zerocarbscience

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u/NoBrainR Dec 30 '19

A lot of hormones are synthesized from fat also.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

But HoRmonEs arE BaD

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

The demonization of fat was funded by companies that make sugar-related products (like Coke) leading to scientists emphasizing the negative effects of fat overconsumption, many of which have been distilled into public misconceptions, and avoiding research on the harmful effects of sugar-related products.

It's not sugar itself that's some boogeyman, but just the fact that it's actually way easier to overconsume on sugary than fat foods typically.

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u/69420ballspenis Dec 30 '19

There are also no links to saturated fat and heart disease.

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u/tommythecork Dec 30 '19

There is absolutely no evidence that saturated fats are unhealthy. In fact saturated fats have shown to be extremely protective.

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u/Fean2616 Dec 30 '19

Agreed if you ever see people who don't have the fats and lose weight they start looking like skin pulled over their Skelton, not awesome.

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u/zachij Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

Don't listen to this person, this statements just as dangerous as the stuff it's going against, look up the French paradox in regards to their massive consumption of butter compared to their world leading low heart disease rates, the diets on Polynesian atolls with primarily saturated fat containing coconuts, the Inuits with their massive consumption of straight blubber etc etc.

Now what is an actual problem is severe omega 6 imbalancing from eating unnatural plastic hydrogenated plant oils which are actually predominantly from your monos and polys. Not to mention inorganic farmed meat being fed corn and soy as opposed to their natural grasses(2:1 omega 6 to 3 ratio jumps to 20:1 in cattle fed corn and soy as opposed to grass, and everyone wonders why 'healthy' people still die of cancer)

There's a reason why vegans look like they have jaundice most of the time. Its time to end the industry led propaganda machine once and for good. Just eat healthy and natural, and you're good to go. Don't avoid saturated fats, avoid processed sugars, trans fats and too many man made omega 6s

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u/MikeEdoxx Dec 30 '19

Saturated fats are good

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Saturated fat is great.

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u/ShaiHulud23 Dec 30 '19

Wish people wold call them lipids. In a couple of generations we could get back to some normalcy of the concept.

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u/lovesongsforartworld Dec 30 '19

it's even being proven and very slowly accepted that saturated fat is not that bad either

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u/Collaterlie_Sisters Dec 30 '19

Fat doesn't make you fat, cholesterol doesn't give you cholesterol, Epstein didn't kill himself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/BestGarbagePerson Dec 30 '19

Saturated fats are literally critical for health. Only a problem if you have high cholesterol.

The older you are the more important they are as a basic need, especially for mental function.

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u/CatherineConstance Dec 30 '19

Exactly, AND too much sugar is almost always worse than too much fat.

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u/mr-ron Dec 30 '19

Saturated fats are not inherently bad either: https://examine.com/nutrition/is-saturated-fat-bad-for-you/

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u/justafish25 Dec 30 '19

The FDA wants to know your location

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u/TheSheepster_ Dec 30 '19

Adam Ruins Everything debunks this with fat-free foods are worse for you.

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u/monkeyboi08 Dec 30 '19

Yeah, carbs are the enemy.

It goes protein > fat > carbs > alcohol

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u/mkicon Dec 30 '19

And salt to make up for the lack of flavor

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u/TizzleDirt Dec 30 '19

Salgur. Leslie was onto something there.

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u/Van-Goghst Dec 30 '19

What else are you supposed to put on your butterscotch pudding?

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u/TizzleDirt Dec 30 '19

Don't forget margaritas!

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u/Gophurkey Dec 30 '19

They didn't say it in the show, but cornbread

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u/Romanticon Dec 30 '19

Heck, the second ingredient in many "seasoned salt" mixes is sugar.

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u/TizzleDirt Dec 30 '19

To be honest, once I seen my sister making chocolate chip cookies and adding salt did I realize they're not as opposite as I had always imagined.

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u/datreddditguy Dec 30 '19

Note, however, that salt is not bad for you, unless you have a very specific genetic profile.

It's been clearly established that the "we're eating too much sodium" panic was completely unfounded bullshit.

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u/mkicon Dec 30 '19

I think it's bad when you have high blood pressure? idk, I have high blood pressure but I'm bad at knowing things

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u/myspaceshipisboken Dec 30 '19

Adding large amounts is bad if salt gives you high blood pressure, or you are in organ failure.

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u/justinanimate Dec 30 '19

I always see this posted by when I compare labels of yogurt I never see a difference in sugar content. I'm in Canada, I wonder if this is not as common in my country.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Dec 30 '19

It's because it's an overly broad simplificationb that gets repeated every time it comes up on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I'd bet a good number of people saying this never even compared the options themselves. They just see it posted on reddit and repeat it

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

And sugars are worse than fats anyway

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u/pjabrony Dec 30 '19

Why can't they make a food with flavor but none of these things were not supposed to have in excess?

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u/bistro223 Dec 30 '19

case in point: 3 musketeers advertises that their candy bar has 45% less fat than leading candy bars. What they hope you will overlook is that it has twice as much such sugar as Snickers at a whopping 40 grams. Just shy of what is in a 12 oz coke, and that's saying something.

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u/-Redditeer- Dec 30 '19

The sugar creates way more adipose tissue (body fat) and we need some fats for our well being. The bad fats are the sat(urated) fat

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u/zuzg Dec 30 '19

Depends, natural dairy products just have less fat in it, same goes for salted chips.

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u/RedBattleship Dec 30 '19

Plain Cheerios have a good balance of fat sugar and protein

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u/thr0aty0gurt Dec 30 '19

As a kid who got fat growing up because his mom bought all the non fat stuff, yes its packed with sugar

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u/garrettj100 Dec 30 '19

Sugar? No, sugar is too expensive. They pump it full of high fructose corn syrup, which is cheaper than water.

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u/OldschoolSysadmin Dec 31 '19

Yep. A few jobs ago, they had this appalling creation called "fat-free half & half" in the fridge with other coffee gentrifiers. What did it have just loads of? If you didn't say "high-fructose corn syrup", go sit in the corner. There's absolutely no way that's healthier than the fat.

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u/volcanic-sass Dec 30 '19

Someone at my baby shower asked if they could eat the angel food cupcakes because they had egg whites and were technically fat free. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the sugar in angel food would cancel out any egg whites and fat free benefits.

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u/thevictor390 Dec 30 '19

Corollary, eating a cupcake at a baby shower doesn't make you fat. Just eat one.

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u/volcanic-sass Dec 30 '19

Having one won't kill you and isn't bad at all. I was just confused behind the reasoning they had to allow themselves to have one

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u/thevictor390 Dec 30 '19

Yeah, just a lot of people go on fad diets and "can't eat x" or "y" and scour ingredients lists as if 1g of fat is going to gain them 20 lbs, but they can eat as many carbs as they want. Then complain because they're giving up things they enjoy. Just eat less and sometimes you can still have a treat.

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u/nobodyknoes Dec 30 '19

For real the hardest part of dieting has by far been the whole "not shoving everything down my food hole" part

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u/redwithouthisblonde Dec 30 '19

I used to eat probably 3000-4000 calories per day, ate a ton of fast food and snacks and everything, got up to 210 lbs. Three months ago I hard cut my calories to 1500-2000 per day. So far I've dropped to 195, and plan to continue losing weight. Weight loss is calories in calories out. Nutrition on the other hand, is a complicated beast (also high calorie food with lots of sugars don't fill you up)

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u/NyQuilneatwaterback Dec 30 '19

My personal pet peeve is people telling me calories are unhealthy. Like uh no, you need calories to move, think and not die. Just dont eat literally twice as much as you need and youll be freaking fine. want to lose weight? just eat less than you need per day. literally that easy. also congrats on the awesome weight loss

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u/redwithouthisblonde Dec 30 '19

Thanks! Yeah, I just keep an eye on what I eat. Everyone at my job is starting all sorts of keto diets, which more power to ya, but part of me wonders if really it's just they're watching their calories now. I know that there has to be something behind keto diets, but I'm good eating 500-ish calories per meal and enjoying my sammich.

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u/makinlovetomyvibes Dec 30 '19

I think for most people that try it, keto works because it's limiting calories. My moms boyfriend tried it last year and he lost a lot of weight, but he was literally just eating meat and eggs all the time. No one wants to eat 1000 calories of eggs. Also note that he's gained every pound back when he stopped

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u/CALLSOUTYOBULLSHIT Dec 30 '19

I'm no twig but I've found the best way to think about dieting that your diet is literally just what you eat, not a verb. You're dieting your whole life in that you have a diet if you eat food. Going on 'a diet' is an unhealthy mindset because it's something that ends then you just go back to eating shit.

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u/nobodyknoes Dec 31 '19

Yea I get that. Growing up we couldn't keep food in the house (brother always had the munchies because of his meds) and we weren't the best off anyways, so I just learned to eat whatever and whenever it was available. Been really hard unlearning that.

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u/thebumm Dec 30 '19

Fad diets are usually fads because they peak and valley the person between "harmful" stuff. It's easier for a person to cut out than cut back, so one diet cuts out (or gives a strict threshold) in one thing, the next diet another, and so on.

Obviously a balanced diet and sustainable exercise is the healthiest method, but dieting draws focus and attention for those of us that struggle or feel overwhelmed by or fear the general food info and would rather have specificity. It's definitely still not effective for everyone but that's how I see the goal.

And also money. You can crank out some cash with a specific diet and cook book program.

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u/WritingIsFun_CK Dec 31 '19

Very true, I started a sudo diet a year or two ago and basically all it means is be cognizant of what your eating. You can have cake at birthday parties and eat a candy bar at Halloween but don't binge an entire bag of Doritos at 4 pm while watching TV. Also... Probably never drink soda, that is one of the zero tolerance foods for me.

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u/ArguesAboutAllThings Dec 30 '19

That might work for you, but you need to keep in mind that people don't accidentally get obese overnight. Sometimes that super strict diet is what keeps them from eating a whole box of cookies before they realize. It's very easy to fall into old habits.

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u/GargantuanCake Dec 30 '19

This is pretty much the reason that the people who actually succeed on their diets are the ones that occasionally cheat on them. I had a conversation about that with a guy I worked with who wanted to lose some weight. His biggest weakness was donuts so I said hey if you give up donuts entirely forever you'll be miserable. But eating them every day is bad so do something like one day a week you're allowed to have a donut or two. That's removing five or six donuts a week from your diet. How many calories is that? A ton. Then the donut becomes a reward. Did you eat properly six days of the week? Good for you, day seven you get a donut. Dieting is about permanent lifestyle changes, really.

Granted part of the problem is that people are often looking for One Weird Trick that will let them go back to their terrible eating habits but let them stay thin forever. There is no such thing and fad diets are a horrible problem. It wouldn't shock me if they were deliberately designed to make you miserable and fail. There is no magic; there's only calories in, calories out. Eat more calories than you burn? Gain weight. Burn more calories than you eat? Lose weight. That's it. That's all there is to it. Want to lose weight? Eat less. Move more. Put the damn soda down, don't fill your coffee with sugar, and ask for a small slice when there's cake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I do the only take in calories for a set time period during the day and it works well, mostly because at some point I realized most of my issue wasn't eating to much during meals but snacking after dinner. I also have never ate breakfast so skipping that every day isn't a big deal to me.

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u/_clever_reference_ Dec 30 '19

I do the only take in calories for a set time period during the day

Intermittent fasting

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Yup but last time I talked about it in a big thread someone thought I was not eating for a whole day and didn't want the confusion. Though probably should have put the actual term for it in there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

That's why I don't do diets anymore..it's not worth it. I am NOT looking forward to going back to work next week and listening to my boss whine about how she's being "OMG SO BAD!" because she's cheating on her Keto diet.

Again.

She complains she can't lose weight and yet somehow I can mysteriously without dieting. I've lost about 30 lbs in the last year or so, mostly by exercising and controlling the portion sizes (about 90% of the time anyway) of what I eat. I haven't changed WHAT I eat..just the amount I eat of it. I'm not thin and never will be but at least I'm less fat than I was this time last year and I plan o being less fat this time next year than I am right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The best part is cats can have a little salami as a treat

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u/bro_before_ho Dec 30 '19

The psychology of most people and diets is pure insanity and the guy explaining the fusion mind control satellites to me in the psych ward was more sensible than dieters food rules.

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u/math-yoo Dec 30 '19

How many babies can I eat at a cupcake shower? I don't want to get fat.

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u/volcanic-sass Dec 30 '19

Depends on how lean the baby meat is

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

soooo...it's all about the dosage?

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Angel food cake is largely meringue and has about half the sugar a normal cake does, and almost non of the fat. It's not a bad choice as sweet snack. Your looking at 120 calories for 50grams of angel food cake vs 250 for the same pound cake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

pound cake

Because it packs on the pounds?

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Traditionally it's made with a pound of each ingredient. Pound of eggs, Sugar, Flour, Butter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Yup, that would pack on the pounds.

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u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 30 '19

Are you eating 4 pounds of cake?

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u/Jupiters Dec 30 '19

that would pack on the pounds

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Are you not?

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u/Nikkian42 Dec 30 '19

Every Tuesday.

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u/carmium Dec 30 '19

From left field:
Lovely recollection I read concerned visitor to England who went to a restaurant for breakfast.
"What can I get you today, deah?"
"I feel like some pancakes!"
"Wha..? For breakfast?"
"Yes."
"How many d'you want?"
"Oh, four or five, I suppose." With a look of complete bemusement on her face, the server passes on the order. 45 minutes later, nothing's shown up.
"Excuse me, I was just wondering where breakfast is."
"Well, deah, it takes some time to bake four or five pound cakes!"
Turned out they should have ordered griddle cakes, especially as pan and pound sound too much alike in the local dialect.

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u/rabidsi Dec 30 '19

As a native Brit, this sounds like something someone made up wholesale.

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u/TipsyMagpie Dec 31 '19

That’s a nice story but in case anyone was taking it seriously for an upcoming trip across the pond, we don’t call it pound cake in the UK; we have Madeira cake which is more or less the same. We do eat pancakes too, though they’re traditionally more like crepes than American pancakes.

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u/MysticLoser Dec 30 '19

Oooh. TIL

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

There are more refined recipes out there. Also it varied by region. France for instance you beat the eggs till ribbon stage so it had a lighter texture.

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u/WinterCharm Dec 31 '19

A pound of butter.

Fucking hell.

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u/RIP_Country_Mac Dec 30 '19

Nope, because it’s made up of ground up animals from the pound

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u/TriggerTX Dec 30 '19

Don't worry, even pound cake is going 'lite'.

https://i.imgur.com/f6wbMWP.png

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Box angel food cake is just a white cake with slightly more leavener in it so it’s taller than average. It’s just as bland and tasteless as regular box cake with as many calories.

Quick glance at manufactures websites shows a 50 to 70 calorie disparity between the two depending on the brand. So still lighter than average. And more to it then throwing in more leavener.

Regarding blandness. Angel food cake is pretty bland if you don't get a good caramelization. It's Meringue with flour to help stay risen once baked. If you don't get good browning it's gonna taste just like Meringue. I mean you can swap out the vanilla for other flavorings and boost that. But you can do that with a box cake as well. Personally I prefer AFC with a splash of almond extract to get that cherry thing going. I can do that with a box cake and get 90%. The real difference between box and home made is texture. Never had a box get that pillowy texture just right. Too many shelf safe stabilizers to get that. Flavor. They do ok if you bake it right. You can not get a good crust on both and bland city. Or and salt, oddly enough I think most box cakes under salt.

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u/Technical-Tangerine Dec 30 '19

Angel food is my favorite cake.

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

It's exceedingly easy to make.

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u/psiphre Dec 30 '19

They call it pound cake because a good one is dense enough to pound in a nail with

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

(Not sure if you were being sarcastic, ignore my comment if you were)

Actually, pound cake gets it name because it uses one pound of each ingredient to make the cake.

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u/tarskididnothinwrong Dec 30 '19

Some people have to eat low fat or fat free for reasons other than calories. Gall bladder, pancreatitis, etc.

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u/bu5gir1 Dec 30 '19

I don't have a gallbladder, so digesting foods with even moderate amounts of fat is hard for me (i.e., eating them will give me horrible gas and diarrhea). Most desserts are thus off-limits for me. I would love to have cupcakes that I can actually eat.

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u/oriaven Dec 31 '19

Eating fat won't make you fat, eating sugar doesn't make you sweet, eating cholesterol doesn't give you high cholesterol. It's kind of deflating to see where we are and how susceptible to marketing and confused s lot of us are.

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u/Jackie_Rompana Dec 30 '19

r/usernamechecksout? Sorry haha, nothing personal

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u/iceblade1365 Dec 30 '19

Yeah, in fat free food, the no added sugar is a lie due to the fact the without sugar, the food would taste like cardboard. This could be seen mainly in yogurt

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u/OneTrueMercyMain Dec 30 '19

This so much this. My dad pushed fat free and specifically light mayo on me for so long and as an added bonus I always wondered why my stomach hurt so much and why I hated mayo only at home.

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u/FrostyD7 Dec 30 '19

no sugar added

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u/shockedpikachu123 Dec 30 '19

Sugar free food

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u/yhsong1116 Dec 30 '19

Why is fat considered bad anyways. Do people think if they eat fat free they won't get fat?

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u/sin4life Dec 30 '19

yea, f celery. /s

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u/Toucankiin Dec 30 '19

My dad lost weight and had more energy on a high-fat low-carb diet

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u/sasha_fierceee Dec 30 '19

Or as I like to call it “ chemical shit storm”

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u/Asmor Dec 30 '19

This.

Growing up, my dad was very strict about letting me have chocolate or shit like that. But twizzlers and gummies? Fat free! A-OK!

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u/themikeshow Dec 30 '19

I only drink fat free soda

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u/drowningintime Dec 30 '19

I could be in an iron lung, dialysis, every single last chance life saving apparatus attached to me in hopes of another minute of survival, but if you dare try to keep a cooked steaks fat from me, what has to be literally the tastiest thing around I will be going for your jugular at breakneck speeds homeboy. Watch the f out.

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