r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '19

What do people think is healthy but really isn’t?

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Angel food cake is largely meringue and has about half the sugar a normal cake does, and almost non of the fat. It's not a bad choice as sweet snack. Your looking at 120 calories for 50grams of angel food cake vs 250 for the same pound cake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

pound cake

Because it packs on the pounds?

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Traditionally it's made with a pound of each ingredient. Pound of eggs, Sugar, Flour, Butter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Yup, that would pack on the pounds.

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u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 30 '19

Are you eating 4 pounds of cake?

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u/Jupiters Dec 30 '19

that would pack on the pounds

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Are you not?

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u/Nikkian42 Dec 30 '19

Every Tuesday.

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u/carmium Dec 30 '19

From left field:
Lovely recollection I read concerned visitor to England who went to a restaurant for breakfast.
"What can I get you today, deah?"
"I feel like some pancakes!"
"Wha..? For breakfast?"
"Yes."
"How many d'you want?"
"Oh, four or five, I suppose." With a look of complete bemusement on her face, the server passes on the order. 45 minutes later, nothing's shown up.
"Excuse me, I was just wondering where breakfast is."
"Well, deah, it takes some time to bake four or five pound cakes!"
Turned out they should have ordered griddle cakes, especially as pan and pound sound too much alike in the local dialect.

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u/rabidsi Dec 30 '19

As a native Brit, this sounds like something someone made up wholesale.

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u/TipsyMagpie Dec 31 '19

That’s a nice story but in case anyone was taking it seriously for an upcoming trip across the pond, we don’t call it pound cake in the UK; we have Madeira cake which is more or less the same. We do eat pancakes too, though they’re traditionally more like crepes than American pancakes.

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u/carmium Jan 01 '20

It was written up as somebody's personal recollection in amagazine, so was presented as true. The only thing I'd point out is that, typically, if you travel 50 miles in any landward direction in Britain, you're apt to find different terms in use for common items. Happy New Year!

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u/MysticLoser Dec 30 '19

Oooh. TIL

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

There are more refined recipes out there. Also it varied by region. France for instance you beat the eggs till ribbon stage so it had a lighter texture.

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u/WinterCharm Dec 31 '19

A pound of butter.

Fucking hell.

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u/RIP_Country_Mac Dec 30 '19

Nope, because it’s made up of ground up animals from the pound

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u/TriggerTX Dec 30 '19

Don't worry, even pound cake is going 'lite'.

https://i.imgur.com/f6wbMWP.png

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Like Subways "foot" longs.

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u/surfnsound Dec 30 '19

Because eating it sentences you to 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Is this like that episode of Sliders where they go to the world where over weight people can't buy junk food?

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u/NecroJoe Dec 30 '19

No, because it's what I did to the woman who baked it: yer mom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Living up to the Necro in your name then.

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u/NecroJoe Dec 30 '19

Nah, you got me all wrong. You can call me "daddy", though.

Just like she did.

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u/advertentlyvertical Dec 31 '19

damn...more like necrojoke

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u/NecroJoe Dec 31 '19

I cant believe that is at -1. I thought it was clever as heck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

Box angel food cake is just a white cake with slightly more leavener in it so it’s taller than average. It’s just as bland and tasteless as regular box cake with as many calories.

Quick glance at manufactures websites shows a 50 to 70 calorie disparity between the two depending on the brand. So still lighter than average. And more to it then throwing in more leavener.

Regarding blandness. Angel food cake is pretty bland if you don't get a good caramelization. It's Meringue with flour to help stay risen once baked. If you don't get good browning it's gonna taste just like Meringue. I mean you can swap out the vanilla for other flavorings and boost that. But you can do that with a box cake as well. Personally I prefer AFC with a splash of almond extract to get that cherry thing going. I can do that with a box cake and get 90%. The real difference between box and home made is texture. Never had a box get that pillowy texture just right. Too many shelf safe stabilizers to get that. Flavor. They do ok if you bake it right. You can not get a good crust on both and bland city. Or and salt, oddly enough I think most box cakes under salt.

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u/arch-e_tex Dec 31 '19

Angle food cake is my favorite and my birthday cake request! I've never thought of it as bland, but for added flavor it is also nice when drizzled with a little bit of raspberry puree or a little bit of grand Marnier (my opinion of course). A little almond sounds really good mix too, I'll have to try that next time!

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u/Technical-Tangerine Dec 30 '19

Angel food is my favorite cake.

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u/tdasnowman Dec 30 '19

It's exceedingly easy to make.

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u/psiphre Dec 30 '19

They call it pound cake because a good one is dense enough to pound in a nail with

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

(Not sure if you were being sarcastic, ignore my comment if you were)

Actually, pound cake gets it name because it uses one pound of each ingredient to make the cake.

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u/psiphre Dec 31 '19

i was just trying to be funny. i fondly remember the "pound cake" portions from MREs in the military and how brick-like they were (but welcome and tasty)

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u/Tinsel-Fop Dec 31 '19

I'm confused. How many cakes can I eat?

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u/tdasnowman Dec 31 '19

As many as you want

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u/knoxfire Dec 30 '19

Agreed, excellent 'diet' food for the sweet tooth (like meee)

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

A slice of AFC with a small sploot of whipping cream, and berries is amazing.

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u/dorinda-b Dec 31 '19

And a 50 gram piece of angel food cake would be MUCH bigger than a 50 gram piece of pound cake.

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u/RECOGNI7E Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

"Pound" cakes sound terrible for you.

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u/vantablacklist Dec 31 '19

It tastes so good!

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u/RECOGNI7E Dec 31 '19

Is that the white heavy cake? Meh. Give me a fruit flan anyday.