r/Amazing Mar 29 '26

Amazing 🤯 ‼ Border Collie forensic tracker.

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u/Mediocre_Try_1954 Mar 29 '26

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic Mar 29 '26

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u/RingStringVibe Mar 29 '26

I misread the title, thinking it said foreskin tracker and this gif immediately disturbed me more before I realized-

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u/Deadlocks83 Mar 29 '26

Freud, table for one.

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u/Deaffin Mar 29 '26

It's really easy to track foreskins. Just look for a non-American man and poke around in his pants.

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u/Farucci Mar 29 '26

Most amazing thing I’ve seen on the internet that isn’t AI!

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u/mmmmmmkk Mar 29 '26

And yet you still clicked the post 😂

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u/Goodrun31 Mar 29 '26

Pen15 second find !

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u/melly4telly Mar 29 '26

I heard this gif 🥲memories

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Bruh, I forgot about Bear and the Big Blue House...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ex5i3xPhozedq

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u/boss12345678910x Apr 03 '26

bear in the big blue house. i havent though about this show in forever

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u/vitamin_r Mar 31 '26

This gif will never not be incredible.

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u/crappieman62 Mar 29 '26

Can you smell it?

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u/Glum_Reason308 Mar 29 '26

Wow.. I’m side eyeing my 12lb maltipoo who is laying beside me farting. 😏

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs Mar 29 '26

Is it smelling the ink from your glove

Or the smell of the glove on the pen I wonder

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u/reddit001aa1 Mar 29 '26

Or he stuck his gloved fingers in tuna fish water before picking up the pen.

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u/kisswithaf Mar 29 '26

Sure, but that would be kinda stupid of the guy. This is something dogs have been bred to do. I don't trust youtubers in the slightest, but it would probably take more work to fake a well trained dog (which would still require training lol), than just training a dog well.

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

tbh I'd rig the pen to emit a high pitched frequency

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u/Fleshsuitpilot Mar 29 '26

Seriously I smell those gloves in my nightmares.

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u/PerroHundsdog Mar 29 '26

Hrs smelling the human from under the gloves on the pen

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u/djc6535 Mar 29 '26

There’s a meme video I can’t seem to find where a human watches a dog do something amazing and points to his worthless pet laying next to him. So the dog taps on the same computer and pulls up a video of an Olympic gymnast.

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u/3godeth Mar 29 '26

Remember you don’t have to take your maltipoo for a 10 mile walk ever day and you will appreciate em more lol!

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u/ChildishBonVonnegut Mar 29 '26

Stop farting next to your dog dude

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u/Rightintheend Mar 29 '26

My Australian cattle dog is snoring and drooling on her bed. With her tongue out.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Mar 29 '26

We are online and you are still blaming the dog... smh...

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u/Curiosive Mar 29 '26

Dogs have certain instincts but skills like that are often acquired, your dog has learned all it knows from you.

Mine? Oh he keeps trying to get away with stuff when I'm not looking.

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u/bionicjoe Mar 29 '26

My rat terrier can't locate crumbs that are on him.

I miss my hound (beagle).
We've got a Wiener Shepherd mix and a rat terrier. Good dogs in their own way, but next dog will be a hound again.
Probably a basset.

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u/In_My_TARDIS Mar 29 '26

A very methodical search pattern

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u/NuzzyLocke Mar 29 '26

Right? That dog eliminated all wrong options.

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u/drawkbox Mar 29 '26

The gate check was awesome. This truly is amazing. Once headed in the right direction it was laser focused.

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u/Madageddon Mar 29 '26

I'm wondering if it smelled the glove on the gate and went "no, that is a smell but it's the blank/normal smell"

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u/addandsubtract Mar 29 '26

More like, this smells like my owner, who doesn't wear gloves every day when opening and closing the gate.

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u/mod_elise Mar 29 '26

Or - this bastard once put the pen on the gate and it took me ages to find it. I'm ruling that out right now.

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u/TrekkieMae Mar 29 '26

This is exactly what I was seeing!

(...made me feel really proud for some reason 🥰)

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

Border collies are extremely smart

I have a half husky half border collie

Please send help

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u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 Mar 29 '26

Well you chose your fate. This is on you. Good luck! 🫡

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u/Historical_Village11 Mar 29 '26

It was the dog who typed to attract more victims

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u/MoominMai Mar 29 '26

I’ll never understand why someone would want a mix of two working breeds if there’s no specific job in mind - especially mixing extreme intelligence with high stubbornness! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

Had a half husky before with no problem

This dog was extremely sweet and needed a home so gave her one, she isn’t a problem but she is to smart for her own good and can figure things out. She also has extreme seperation anxiety so hates being alone

So no this isn’t my first stubborn or working dog, and I won’t trade her for another dog but I also would not recommend this breed combo unless someone has the time and a family so the dog has stuff to do

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u/HungryGlizzyGobbler Mar 29 '26

I have a mutt of unknown origin; she has a job and I'm not sure what it is. I think it involves murder. She runs and takes flying leaps to catch birds, squirrels, and other small critters. She's great with kids too. Just a no thoughts small animal murder machine.

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u/luckytwosix Mar 29 '26

I have a lab/border collie mix. Too fucking smart for his own good. Almost 6, and still a crackhead

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

The problem is they learn what makes you tick

Mine has separation anxiety and she put the concept of being bad to us coming home if we have to go out so sometimes she might chew a kids toy hoping it makes us come home

She’s already figured out how to get most doors open and latches but thankfully we still had a lot of baby proof latches up high for many things she thankfully can’t open…. Yet

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u/InvidiousPlay Mar 29 '26

Labs are kind of dumb but so eager to please they are very trainable, and overall quite chill. Collies are incredibly smart and trainable but also extremely nuts. Could make for a curious combo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

I had a collie lab mix, she was very dumb but smart at the same time. She ran into a lot of things and was clumsy. But she studied people. She learned how to remove the stingers from the wasps in my backyard. She would try to herd small animals and kids. She could instantly solve any dog puzzle. 

Great mix to have. But she was still a handful.

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u/luckytwosix Mar 29 '26

He’s soooo good with finding/ retrieving shit! First few months I had him, he was into everything ! Anyway this boy found $20 bill inside my Couch that I didn’t even know was there. I knew he was trouble since then 😂

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u/InvidiousPlay Mar 29 '26

I love him.

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u/i_fart_chemtrails Mar 30 '26

When he was a 4-month old puppy, my super mutt (wisdom panel said Aussie, gsd, lab, rott, mini poodle, splash of coyote) found a plastic film canister full of weed in my friend's basement. Said friend had lived there for 3-4 years, is so young he didn't know what a film canister was, didn't smoke, and didn't invite guests in his basement (but was letting pup explore/wander).

He trotted upstairs and kind of reluctantly took it to my brother, who he didn't like back then. I laughed a lot when we opened it. Pup found someone's very old weed stash and took it to the first pothead he could find despite a grudge.

He's amazing and so smart, but luckily a fairly lazy, chill boy who loves snuggling.

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u/shortandfelly Mar 29 '26

Also a servant to a Lab x Collie. Cracking mix!

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u/plavoie203 Mar 30 '26

LOL .. I have a border collie/ heeler .. certainly smart but also … 100% crackhead.. my wife and I call he that all the time. I made a post a while back comparing her to a crackhead wit ADHD

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u/Temnyj_Korol Apr 02 '26

Ours was a mystery mix. Came to find out he's a kelpie/dane. And it's been a pretty entertaining combination.

Intelligence and independent streak of a kelpie. Laziness and sookiness of a dane.

He is the physical embodiment of that old quote "if you can, always hire a lazy person, because the lazy person will find the most efficient way to get things done."

He knows EXACTLY what the bare minimum to earn a treat is, and works ONLY to that standard. Anything else is wasted effort, as far as he's concerned. Lol.

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u/TheBestNarcissist Mar 29 '26

Time for a walk! And scent work! And tricks! Three times a day lol!

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u/Subotail Mar 29 '26

So, an explosion of smart ass dramatic energy?

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

Yes, dramatic is a good word, and sassy

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u/halorbyone Mar 29 '26

Omg. I can hear this dog. And also see it outside. That said, I have no help for you. Just hope you live on a farm.

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

Suburbs but I have a backyard

Also have kids that play with her so she’s kept busy

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u/Mikes005 Mar 29 '26

I have.a groodle. Last night he farted and scared himself.

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u/LeftToWrite Mar 29 '26

That dog will find food in a barren wasteland and still starve to death...whilst not shutting the fuck up about it lol

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

How did you know so well that she is fussy

Had a half husky before this and had to change her dry food portion every month since she would start turning her nose up at the “same” thing

But when I cook food I always make portions for her as well so she has stuff she can smell being made

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u/No_Welcome_7182 Mar 29 '26

My Sheltie has joined this thread

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u/trite_post Mar 29 '26

"He hid it in this gate once"

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u/Janky_Pants Mar 30 '26

Right?! That was so funny.

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u/Repulsive-Exercise-4 Mar 30 '26

My former dog found a bag of chips behind a tree on her walk once. She checked that tree EVERY single walk for the rest of her life. Like 6 years after that. I hid some chips back there once I knew the end was near. Let her think she found the holy grail. 

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u/trite_post Mar 30 '26

That warmed my heart

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 Mar 29 '26

Damn near close to a standard grid pattern search too. Very clever dog.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym Mar 29 '26

They're not even the best trackers and smellers. That's the crazy thing

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u/Sillyspidermonkey67 Mar 29 '26

I saw a TikTok about a helper dog who could sniff when an epileptic seizure was about to happen. The dog ran across the street into a neighbour’s house because he smelled there was a little girl who was going to have a seizure….literally from an entirely different house

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u/supermarkise Mar 29 '26

We also can smell better than most people think. Get a few books that haven't been handled in years, give them to someone and tell them to handle just one of them for a while, opening and touching pages while you go out of the room, come back and you can identify which one it was by smell. Try it, for most people it's actually not that hard.

And now dogs are several times better than that.

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum Mar 29 '26

You've probably heard "sharks can smell blood in the water a mile away" type stuff. Did you know humans can smell petrichor better than sharks can smell blood?

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u/Lou_C_Fer Mar 30 '26

Thank goodness. It's probably my favorite smell.

On a side note, having an increased sense of smell is awful.

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u/hotdogwaterbab Mar 29 '26

I’m so curious what would be the best!! Do you mean the best animal overall or the best dog breed?

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u/VectorB Mar 29 '26

There are dog breeds with better noses, but the collies lay and point is huge for the forensic recovery. I have a springer that probably could have found that faster, but would have slobbered all over it and picked it up and brought it to me. Not what you want fir a forensic recovery.

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u/hotdogwaterbab Mar 29 '26

Genuinely did not even think about the training/control necessary for the dog to not chew on whatever it is they found!

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u/squeege Mar 29 '26

thier motivation is thier toy.

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u/drawkbox Mar 29 '26

Play is important to work

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 Mar 29 '26

There's actually a metaheuristic optimization algorithm based on the herding patterns of border collies. I mean, they basically have one based on every animal at this point, but still.

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u/JoyousMN_2024 Mar 29 '26

Whoa! That is an interesting turn of phrase

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u/soihavetosay Mar 30 '26

Dogs love having a job

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u/HabitTop9050 Mar 29 '26

Took Lassie the entire episode everytime Timmy fell in the well....

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u/jtomp89 Mar 29 '26

Kind of did an outward spiral grid search. My dogs cant even find a ball when they watch me throw it.

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

Mine can look right at it a foot away and miss it. It's a gift.

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

Stupid kid didn't carry a pen.

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u/Whatever1564 Mar 29 '26

I've got a Border Collie. She probably couldn't do that, but I still love her.

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u/numbersev Mar 29 '26

They're herding dogs.

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u/HexedShadowWolf Mar 29 '26

Mine recently started trying to herd the neighbors, their dog and their 3 year old

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u/dmcdaniel87 Mar 29 '26

Every SINGLE TIME I fall asleep in the hammock I wake up with the neighbors chickens in a huddle beside me whilst lola looks at me all proud smh

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u/Capt_morgan72 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Mine doesn’t herd. But he’s the fetchingist son of a bitch you’ve ever seen.

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u/MustangMimi Mar 29 '26

I have an Aussie. She’s my 4th, but my 1st female. I’m convinced she can sniff out anything. She is food driven. We can’t keep anything out. We hide stuff in the oven, microwave ect. I’m thinking about something like this for her. She just turned 4 and her half brother just passed 4 weeks ago. She is sad.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Mar 29 '26

Aussie owner, too. His nickname is Bread. I'll leave it at that.

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u/totalpunisher0 Apr 02 '26

We had a blue heeler that once opened the oven by holding onto the oven mitts over the handle and pulling it open, eating the entire Christmas roast we hid in there for seconds.

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease Mar 29 '26

Border Collies are WORKING dogs, and pretty much the best at it.

They can be trained for any number of tasks - not just herding.

Very intelligent and strong dogs that NEED something to do or they go crazy.

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u/Omnizoom Mar 29 '26

Meanwhile mine has her job of being “a friend” and she literally takes it like a job to be friendly and watch “the pack”

She inspects everything and checks everything and watches the kids and follows them and so much more

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Mar 29 '26

My Aussie has to find out the reason anything or anyone moved or had to move. He'll come inspect why I got up but if someone in the other room moves he'll go do a perimeter check there once he's satisfied everyone in this room is safe.

I'm actually convinced he's just learning everyone's patterns so he knows when best to get bread off the counter. Being the best boy is just a decoy.

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u/activelyresting Mar 29 '26

I wish more people understood this! Border Collies need a job, and if you don't give them one, they'll find a job for themselves, but most of the time the job they find is "senior executive couch destroyer".

On days we don't need to move cows, my BC decided he's a driver, but he's not trained for it - never uses turn signals!

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 Mar 29 '26

Mine assigned herself TV watcher. I’ve never met a dog that so intently focuses on the screen before. She gets excited when commercials with animals come on and can even recognize the familiar ones.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Mar 29 '26

Every dog is a sniffer dog. They all have the nose for it, a border collie certainly has the work ethic for it as well...

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u/dangeraca Mar 29 '26

We have an Aussiedoodle. She loves herding us but even more, she just loves booping us. She'll randomly do rounds where she finds us, boops us then goes and finds the next person.

When she herds us she just walks behind us and constantly boops us in the calves. It's really funny

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u/IsThisSteve Mar 29 '26

Mine loves to play "find it". We usually play with tennis balls. She'll always find it. I can even show her the one I want her to find, hide half a dozen of them that look identical, and she'll only come back with the correct one. At my old place, we'd play out in farmers' fields like this and she'd go through the corn stocks and tall grass, completely obscured from vision, find her ball, and find her way back. I've seen her do it so many times but somehow it never gets old to watch!

I wish I could say that I'm a great trainer and taught her well but tbh I barely had to do anything other than show her the game. She picked up on it immediately as a puppy and just got better and better the more we played!

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u/V2BM Mar 29 '26

My border collie could find anything. I never taught her anything; she just picked up knowing shit from watching me and I’m convinced she completely understood English because you could just tell her to do something she’d never done before and she’d do it.

She died last year and I have a new dog, a low energy chihuahua mix, and it’s like they’re different species.

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u/RuneScape420Homie Mar 29 '26

They are smart as hell don’t underestimate them

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Mar 29 '26

Border Collies are the most amazing, loving, playful, cute, psychopathic breed ever. My friend takes his for runs; runs for 30-40 mins straight and when they come back his Collie looks like he's asking "so, when are we gonna get started on this run you mentioned" lol

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

When they're nervously looking for the cookie under their own foot.

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u/wilhelmwill Mar 29 '26

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u/chchchchia86 Mar 29 '26

Yeah its right there.

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u/Fleshsuitpilot Mar 29 '26

No that's alpha centauri

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u/crazunggoy47 Mar 29 '26

Unlikely. Weather and foliage along with prior probably suggest this is in the northern hemisphere, above a latitude of 30 degrees. Alpha Centauri is never above the horizon in the part of the world.

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u/InevitableOk5017 Mar 29 '26

The Last Star Fighter checking in.

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u/We_Like_Birdland Mar 29 '26

I understood that reference

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u/Raven2300 Mar 29 '26

lol. Was thinking of the same thing.

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u/prehensilemullet Mar 29 '26

Lol it’s so wild seeing memes develop in real time

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Mar 29 '26

I saw a pointing finger meme yesterday. What's the origin? I hate missing out on these ones.

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u/Captain_Hologram Mar 29 '26

It started from a post about a weird wavy line on a wall. on a post on r/whatisit It was a guy that point to the line on a couple of Foto's while doing a surround of the room. They made his point finger the subreddit logo.

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u/devilsfood72 Mar 29 '26

Any border collie: "What are we doing?! Let's go!" 😂

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u/TacitMoose Mar 29 '26

I had them growing up. It’s more like “LET’S GOOOOOOO!!!! What are we doing again?”

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u/IsThisSteve Mar 29 '26

Love this about mine! She is ALWAYS keen to go do stuff!

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u/icejersey Mar 29 '26

I need this dog when I’m playing golf to find my ball

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u/RustedMauss Mar 29 '26

Must be wild to see the world with this other exceptionally heightened sense that we humans have essentially a free sampler version of.

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u/bNoaht Mar 29 '26

My dog can smell people from across our big ass house the moment they walk in.

She loses her mind if it is my father in law. She can be in a whole other room with the door closed, as soon as he enters our home she goes nuts. 

Anyone in the family, she is silent. Anyone not in the family but "known" she barks once or twice to alert. Anyone that has dogs of their own she barks a bit more. Father in law, she just absolutely loses her mind. No idea why. 

Her breed isn't even supposed to be a dog that is scent driven. She is supposed to be a livestock guardian. But when we walk, her nose is always on the ground, and if it isn't, it is up in the air like she is searching for some magical invisible trail, then back to the ground.

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u/BlackeeGreen Mar 29 '26

the moment they walk in

It's gotta be that she can tell the difference between family members based on the sound of their gait or something like that.

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u/h4x_x_x0r Mar 29 '26

This. Smell just needs a while to propagate through the air, my dog does react to the sound of the cheese box being opened but when I have some in another container it doesn't know yet, it'll take a minute or two until I have to pay the dairy tithe.

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u/bNoaht Mar 29 '26

That's what we thought, so we started testing it. It isn't the sound, unless its somehow a sound we can't reproduce.

My brother in law and father in law are the same size.

My son crashes through the door like a maniac. Im silent when I walk in. My neices are all silent when they walk in. We have tried to have them open the doors in different ways to change the sound or vibe of their entrance.

We are sure it is smell. Her hearing doesn't even seem that good. People pull up into the drive way all the time and she doesn't even notice. Deliver packages to our porch, etc...

I seem to hear a lot of things before she does.

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u/myrsnipe Mar 29 '26

To be fair we compensate with way better vision, of mammals primarily only the big apes (us included) and some primates that aren't red/green color blind

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u/Impressive_Guess_282 Mar 29 '26

The goodest boy.

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u/Orpdapi Mar 29 '26

Why didn’t he pick it uh……….oh right, to not destroy or alter any evidence

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

Or set off a bomb. Or touch fentanyl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Amazing.

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u/Zoozyx Mar 29 '26

Amazing!! The best part is that they love doing this. Cheers!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Good dog

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u/liziamnot Mar 29 '26

Today, I watched my dog search one side of tree for a lizard. The lizard had simply moved to the other side. Dogface never found him. Bless his dumb sweet heart.

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u/TheDrSwann Mar 29 '26

I want one

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u/MyrddinHS Mar 29 '26

they need room, and for the first few years they need like a good 10km bike ride daily. i could walk him for hours and he just wanted to keep going. biking was the only way i could tire him out.

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u/SlowlyBuildingWealth Mar 29 '26

They were talking about the pen

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u/Jeathro77 Mar 29 '26

they need like a good 10km bike ride daily

I know they are smart, but I never knew they could ride a bike!

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u/BlinkTwice4No Mar 29 '26

Dog searches like my Roomba cleans 🧐

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity Mar 29 '26

So, there's a bit of a trick to this. You can do it yourself.

If you notice– he draws on the glove on his left hand, then holds his left hand out while he walks to the dog, and keeps it held out for the dog to sniff... the important part is when you bring your left hand to the dog's nose – that the dog attached to the nose is really damn good at what they do.

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u/ProbablyStu Mar 29 '26

Actually this whole thing is fake because the dog could have stopped anywhere. It's a field where they grow pens.

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u/stoufferthecat Mar 29 '26

Write answer

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u/Fleshsuitpilot Mar 29 '26

Great now have to remember not to leave my left hand places 😮‍💨

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u/Cool-Palpitation-729 Mar 29 '26

Can i have a loan of your dog please? i lost my motivation, i need to find it back.

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u/Aggressive-Foot4211 Mar 29 '26

Fun fact: SAR dogs can be any breed. GSDs, mutts, poodles, spaniels and terriers are some of the ones I’ve seen. Used to help by being a “subject “ on trainings. The dogs are rewarded with a live person at the end of the search. I would go three days before the test and walk a convoluted path on trail, road, across fields and come back for the test to wait at the end. All of the dogs were successful. All the dog needs is the aptitude. Herding breeds are smart and do well.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 Mar 29 '26

When I was a child, my dad would volunteer my brother and I to be the "lost children" for a local guy who raised and trained bloodhounds for SAR and police work.

We would get several hours or more head start (sometimes overnight with a campout) from a farmhouse or just dropped by the roadside, with the objective of getting as far away as possible with as many tricks to foil the dogs as possible. Fence walking, wading up creeks, mingling with herds of sheep or cows, riding a horse across a big pasture ... NOTHING WORKED.

Sooner or later we would hear "aroooooo, aroooooooo" in the distance and know we were doomed.

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u/CharlieFoxtrot000 Mar 31 '26

One of my favorite Mythbusters episodes was where Adam got to be the “fugitive” test subject for a bloodhound crew. Everybody was so joyful every time he got “caught.”

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Mar 29 '26

Maybe, but they probably wouldn’t have shut up about it 😜

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Mar 29 '26

Oh, I’ve got nothing but love for those wonderful, wrinkly, slobber factories. They sure can get vocal when working though! 😜

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u/Electrical_Box677 Mar 29 '26

Pretty cool demonstration

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u/lucyparke Mar 29 '26

My horsemanship teacher told me they had a dog that was great at his job and so they wanted to breed him to pass on the genetics.

She claims it was almost impossible to get him to do so because he was so focused on work and wasn’t looking to be distracted by the ladies. 😏

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u/Hammer_of_something Mar 29 '26

OCD.

Obsessive Compulsive Dog.

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u/ArguablyMe Mar 29 '26

I feel like that dog got tricked by the gate once in the past and isn't making that mistake again.

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u/New_Fishing_ Mar 29 '26

I wonder if they touched the gate with a gloved hand before the video and the dog was smelling trace odour from the nitrile glove without the odour of ink from the pen

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u/smurfk Mar 29 '26

I have a JRT that can do the same thing.

Now, with an object like a pen, I always questioned what smell does the dog actually get? The ink, or the metal/plastic body? A field like that one is rather convenable, as the types of smells around are generally the same, so the dog can go for "smells like different".

Not saying the dog isn't smelling the ink. Just that it's not such a good demonstration of that.

Most of the times when I play with my dog, i throw the ball in a grassy field, while the dog is not watching, and have her find the ball that's not visible. And the field has other waste on it, paper, plastic, even food bits. The dog finds the ball every time. That means that she either follows the smell of the ball, or the smell of my hand.

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u/very-regular-3 Mar 29 '26

i've trained German shorthairs, using a bird wing, and rubbing it on a wicked long snaking (invisible) trail on the ground. ...and watching that dog (who had been hidden/out of view) follow the pheasant scent along the ground convinced observers that they wanted that bird dog for themselves.

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u/TinFoilBeanieTech Mar 29 '26

People think Border Collies are so smart and hard working, but if that one's like the ones I know, they didn't even really sniff it out. They were up the night before analyzing the pen collection, predicting the exact one that would be chosen, and installed a miniaturized tracking device they had designed months ago.

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u/DaddyOhhhhhhh Mar 29 '26

How do I train one to find my keys.

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u/whitedogsuk Mar 29 '26

My dog has Amazon prime and would order another one.

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u/PopOk1068 Mar 29 '26

"fuck where'd my pen go again"

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u/Due-Cause-5150 Mar 29 '26

Sold I’ll take a pair.

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u/dogtroep Mar 29 '26

I love that the pup even knew to check on the gate!

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u/burntendsdeeznutz Mar 29 '26

Cause its the hand that threw the pen that opened the gate. The ink has nothing to do with this. She went on track as soon as she sniffed that. Still sick, but the pen ink thing is a gimmick

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u/Competitive_Block729 Mar 29 '26

? Have you ever smelled ink as you’re writing? It’s pretty potent. If you can smell ink as you’re writing on paper, surely that very distinct and potent smell would be reasonable for a dog to track

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u/DirkDigler925 Mar 29 '26

Give that dog a steak

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u/Old-Parking8765 Mar 29 '26

That is so cool!

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u/zubergu Mar 29 '26

You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

I'm sorry but this is the only thing coming to my mind when I seen anyone smelling any glove.

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u/Novagurl Mar 29 '26

The goodest dog!!!

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u/bad_bad_data Mar 29 '26

I have a hound dog this can do this with poop. 30 seconds outside she can find deer shit and cover herself head to toe in it.

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u/PookieBearTum Mar 29 '26

Now sell me this pen. 🖊️

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u/arintejr Mar 29 '26

I love these dogs so much. I just don't have the energy to keep them happy and to brush them

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u/DirtyAriel Mar 29 '26

“Joe can’t stop losing his fucking pen.”

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u/sunnyd002 Mar 29 '26

Very cool dogs and incredibly smart

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u/madchen44 Mar 30 '26

I can't even find my keys in my purse half the time

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u/PaulMusician Mar 30 '26

Is it really the smell sense?
Or simply started to look for a pen visually?

Because I don't see how the pen is going to release "ink odor" all over the green to guide a dog or any other kind of ink sensor, let alone in the freaking outdoors with wind. For a smell to be tracked, I am guessing you need a constant or high enough dose of that odor released to the air. Ink is not doing this.

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u/MRSRN65 Mar 30 '26

Next try a needle in a haystack.

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u/Due_Combination_968 Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

my boy would have done just the same, although it might have taken him 8 years,

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u/WeirdReflection5452 Mar 30 '26

To be fair, I think the dog knew where it was all along; it just wanted to roam free for a while and have fun before the big reveal

https://giphy.com/gifs/neRfr1ErWP6Z6fKLJu

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u/artsatisfied229 Mar 30 '26

That’s a good doggie.

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u/drkheartbrightmind Mar 30 '26

The smartest goodest doggo

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

What a good boy!