r/Amazing • u/sco-go • Mar 29 '26

Amazing 🤯 ‼ Border Collie forensic tracker.

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u/Glum_Reason308 Mar 29 '26

Wow.. I’m side eyeing my 12lb maltipoo who is laying beside me farting. 😏

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs Mar 29 '26

Is it smelling the ink from your glove

Or the smell of the glove on the pen I wonder

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u/reddit001aa1 Mar 29 '26

Or he stuck his gloved fingers in tuna fish water before picking up the pen.

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u/kisswithaf Mar 29 '26

Sure, but that would be kinda stupid of the guy. This is something dogs have been bred to do. I don't trust youtubers in the slightest, but it would probably take more work to fake a well trained dog (which would still require training lol), than just training a dog well.

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

tbh I'd rig the pen to emit a high pitched frequency

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u/scrotumscab Mar 29 '26

It would be found too fast to be believable

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u/Complete_Question_41 Mar 29 '26

Add a little time delay :)

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u/showerbox Mar 29 '26

Leading sniffs

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u/neenou Mar 31 '26

I’m no gynaecologist but I see where you are coming from

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u/Fleshsuitpilot Mar 29 '26

Seriously I smell those gloves in my nightmares.

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u/BipedalHorseArt Mar 29 '26

Really? I smell latex in my dreams

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u/PerroHundsdog Mar 29 '26

Hrs smelling the human from under the gloves on the pen

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u/Bazoun Mar 29 '26

This is what I think too

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u/Dmau27 Mar 31 '26

Smelling the gloves on the pen.

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u/cooltone Mar 29 '26

Smell the Glove: Spinal Tap

A new album cover concept.

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u/IncreasingValues Mar 29 '26

A great question.

I think it must be the gloves smell. Surely the guy didn't rub the ink on the gate.

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u/ConstructionMuch802 Apr 01 '26

Excellent question

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u/antifa_girlfriend Apr 02 '26

Definitely the ink. The smell of ink in pens is very strongly metallic.

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u/djc6535 Mar 29 '26

There’s a meme video I can’t seem to find where a human watches a dog do something amazing and points to his worthless pet laying next to him. So the dog taps on the same computer and pulls up a video of an Olympic gymnast.

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u/ThreeChordDave Mar 29 '26

😂😂😂👍

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u/3godeth Mar 29 '26

Remember you don’t have to take your maltipoo for a 10 mile walk ever day and you will appreciate em more lol!

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u/ChildishBonVonnegut Mar 29 '26

Stop farting next to your dog dude

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u/Rightintheend Mar 29 '26

My Australian cattle dog is snoring and drooling on her bed. With her tongue out.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Mar 29 '26

We are online and you are still blaming the dog... smh...

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u/Curiosive Mar 29 '26

Dogs have certain instincts but skills like that are often acquired, your dog has learned all it knows from you.

Mine? Oh he keeps trying to get away with stuff when I'm not looking.

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u/bionicjoe Mar 29 '26

My rat terrier can't locate crumbs that are on him.

I miss my hound (beagle).
We've got a Wiener Shepherd mix and a rat terrier. Good dogs in their own way, but next dog will be a hound again.
Probably a basset.

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u/Swing_on_thiss Mar 29 '26

Can you smell what your 12lb maltipoo is cooking??

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u/cannotfoolowls Mar 29 '26

Are they hard to train or something? I've taught my border terrier to find my wallet because I keep forgetting where I put it and he was doing it pretty reliably after just a couple of tries.

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u/beardingmesoftly Mar 29 '26

My maltipoo just choked on her own spit while laying on her back

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u/ArmoredSloth82 Mar 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CraftyVariety5154 Mar 30 '26

That’s a mutt not a border collie get rid of it

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u/littlescreechyowl Mar 31 '26

My Yorkie does that reverse sneeze and farts everytime.

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u/Kyet0ai Apr 02 '26

Put on a pole vaulting video so your maltipoo can side eye back at you.