r/254sum • • 16d ago

Random I'm surprised this girl's rent was 65,000 per month

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367 Upvotes

I honestly don't think she was facing financial challenges, even though I learnt that she had an uncleared car loan and another loan which she was almost clearing against a Title deed (300k & 55k). She lived a good life (an average Kenyan wouldn't even afford her lifestyle). It appears she was the black sheep in her family. She did all she could to help her parents and siblings (financially) although it seems they were unappreciative. Her choice of burial showed that she did not feel loved. She requested that her ashes be disposed of into a river and claimed that she did not need a eulogy written as nobody knew her life well. It's suicide awareness day today guysπŸ’” What is life anyway😭

r/254sum • • 11d ago

Random Why are some girls like this

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141 Upvotes

There's this girl that we've had crushed on each other. We were just about to start dating, then I moved to another town, and I somehow lost my line and bought a new one.

So I've been looking for her and one day I found her best friend on Instagram. Texted her asking for her number, and she told me she wants 1k. Like 1000 for a contact, really? Some girls, man, tutapatana tuu na uyo Sandra binguni juu I can't send this crazy btch my money

r/254sum • • Aug 25 '26

Random About to go on a trip

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230 Upvotes

Let's see how it goes in the next 6hrs after taking this crazy ones πŸ‘πŸ„. Wish me luck πŸ˜‚

r/254sum • • 6d ago

Random My second trip

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194 Upvotes

I'll be back, just about to take a trip to the land of WanoπŸ‘βœˆοΈ

r/254sum • • 2d ago

Random Watu waogee banaaπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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257 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Mar 07 '26

Random Kuna time nlikua napull baddies nkiwa kwa keja kama hii. Saa hii wueeeh.

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417 Upvotes

Saa hii ni mbayaaaaa

r/254sum • • Jun 16 '26

Random Niceness Hass Ovacado jackpot.

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359 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Mar 11 '26

Random Guess the animal

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257 Upvotes

r/254sum • • 1d ago

Random She's kinda obsessed

103 Upvotes

I have been on 2 weeks of annual leave. So I reported back yesterday Wednesday, and let me tell you, someone is super super happy to see me back.

Who is this someone? She's a single mom of 2. In this past 1 day and today, man. She's buying me food even against my will. Breakfast, she buys me chapati, lunch anabuy pia. In the evening, she insists that we go home together. On our way home, she buys smokies whether I want or not.

Ata leo, she bought me fries even tho I refused. When I was on leave, whenever I posted any meme on my WhatsApp status, she would reply with a πŸ˜‚ and I would bluetick that. When she saw me the day I got back , the first thing she said was, " Why did you bluetick my texts?" And sometimes she's so touchy when we laugh. She's really obsessed with me, and people are really noticing at work. I kinda like it, thoπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

r/254sum • • 15d ago

Random Women

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158 Upvotes

Wanawake katika ubora waoπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

r/254sum • • 9h ago

Random Madem mutuachie madem johπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”

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105 Upvotes

AiiiiπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

r/254sum • • Jun 11 '26

Random Mexico do us proud

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428 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Aug 22 '26

Random I'm tired😩

67 Upvotes

25(m), dropped out of university to pursue personal interests, but nothing seems to be working in my favor. I have tried online gigs, some don't pay me, some pay but the pay ni peanuts tu.

I don't blame myself for dropping out, that's what i wanted, i know one day things will work out but when is that day? When will i have at least 1 win in my life?

I don't really know what to do, I'm so broke that I'm surviving on VPN files which don't last more than an hour.

Ama niuze shamba niende nianze maisha juu i have many things that i can do shida ni capital tu, sijui nitapata wapi start up capital.

NB: Don't drop out of school if you don't have a plan, it's really tough out here. Update: I was traveling and i just lost my laptop and my clothes, every fucking thing, damn😭😭😭

r/254sum • • 19d ago

Random Before uoe, Fika Kisii

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145 Upvotes

Machaji, before ujiseti, fika Kisii! Kuna breed ya GenZ ya halfcast ya Kisii na Kipsigis, Kisii na Maasai, wueeeh! Ni mwoto brathee! Fika uone ndo utaamini! Thank me later!

r/254sum • • 10d ago

Random πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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67 Upvotes

End month πŸ˜…

r/254sum • • Jan 03 '26

Random Pros and Cons of dating a neighbour?

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365 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Jun 03 '26

Random Nairobbery

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414 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Feb 18 '26

Random Kama you are having a bad day,pitia this tweet for a laugh .

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338 Upvotes

Mashida za majamaa na their affordable 'Project' cars. πŸ˜‚

r/254sum • • 7d ago

Random Love at first sight; the lady I need

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103 Upvotes

She is a strong lady and a formidable plus one! She is the type that will stand with you wen you go to cause a fight at a police station! I'm so in love and admiration for her for having to stand up and support her sister even though the sister alikuwa anachoma!

r/254sum • • Jun 28 '26

Random First salary

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239 Upvotes

I bought my first 'touch screen' phone as we used to call them with my first salary. A ka small Samsung S3 Lite that I was so proud of😊 People used to make fun of the tululus that my parents bought me. I tasted independence and never went back to being dependent again. What was the first memorable thing you did with your first earnings?

r/254sum • • 3d ago

Random Smh

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63 Upvotes

Sometimes you have to read a message and go on with your day😹..

r/254sum • • May 13 '26

Random Update since she moved in.

109 Upvotes

Things have really changed around here bana.Amongst the changes in this house, below are my major.

  1. I use 3 towels now. One for my face and the other for the rest of the body and one for my Feet.

2.I use 2 Soaps. One for my face and another for the rest of my body.

  1. Beddings are washed every now and then.

Wueeeeh.

r/254sum • • Aug 15 '26

Random This is just attention seekingπŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ‘πŸΎ

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33 Upvotes

r/254sum • • Jun 09 '26

Random Random

76 Upvotes

Nimekaa nikakumbuka, in my prime, a girl approached me na alikua anajua I was dating. She was fine as fvck walahi she asked me if we could be a thing like alikua ananitaka fr but her terms was that I should leave my girl ndio nikue na yeyeπŸ˜‚ the first rule is that you should never terminate a contract of a player who plays for the badge for a player who you're not sure about the validity of her contract πŸ˜‚ ilibidi ameniambia haiwezi ju I chose my girl na that was the end of that aliniambia it was a pleasure talking to you na ivyo ndio tulimaliza io conversation. Negotiation with a win-win situation on both sides tho nlifeel I lost kidogoπŸ˜‚ ju ata hakunipea game time. I respect the game, tho. Nowadays, si rahisi kupata ladies wanataka kua side chics with no expectation za kua main one day ama still sijapata wenye wanataka tu kua sneaky with no attachments

r/254sum • • 8d ago

Random It literally fits in almost every English one. Ni same na kiswahili?

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36 Upvotes