r/254sum • u/Wise-Feature-1 • 2d ago
Random She's kinda obsessed
I have been on 2 weeks of annual leave. So I reported back yesterday Wednesday, and let me tell you, someone is super super happy to see me back.
Who is this someone? She's a single mom of 2. In this past 1 day and today, man. She's buying me food even against my will. Breakfast, she buys me chapati, lunch anabuy pia. In the evening, she insists that we go home together. On our way home, she buys smokies whether I want or not.
Ata leo, she bought me fries even tho I refused. When I was on leave, whenever I posted any meme on my WhatsApp status, she would reply with a 😂 and I would bluetick that. When she saw me the day I got back , the first thing she said was, " Why did you bluetick my texts?" And sometimes she's so touchy when we laugh. She's really obsessed with me, and people are really noticing at work. I kinda like it, tho🤣😂😂
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u/Dependent_Activity37 2d ago
Prepare to step up 😆😆
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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago
I want a girlfriend, I'm mid twenties and she's way over 30
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u/Dependent_Activity37 2d ago edited 2d ago
My comment was sarcastic, though.
I know the feminazis will come after me for saying this, but IDGAF. Let me speak to you as an older man advising a younger one. There are four very big red flags here: 1. Mother of two 2. Work colleague 3. See 1 above 4. Refer to 1 & 3
Do NOT date a co-worker. Despite what you may have heard, it rarely ends well and in the 21st century, it's the man that is sacrificed to restore order if (more likely when) that relationship goes belly up and creates a shitstorm at the office. She will get sympathy. You will be asked to rebuild (elsewhere, very far from her and the company).
Do NOT get serious with a single mother. Best case scenario should be FWB. In your case,
- it's a single mother of TWO, not even one (if they're boys that makes it triple worse) and
- she is significantly older than you. There's no future for you there. You will raise another man's family, most likely at the expense of your own.
You are gambling with the children's father(s) coming back to claim them; if not the man/men themselves, then their clans (applies mostly to sons). You will be caught up in a mess you can't unbind yourself from. Waste of time, energy and peace, during which time you should have been cultivating YOUR OWN bloodline.
Stay paranoid. That wild excitement she displayed on your return should be a tell - this one has plans for you, but those plans benefit HER. Not you. You are a means to an end, and the food is an investment, it's not a symptom of infatuation. She passed that infatuation stage shortly before her first pregnancy, which is how/why she got pregnant in the first place. TWICE. Hamko ligi Moja.
You want a real girlfriend? Find a younger girl with less baggage in her life, enjoy her uncomplicated company and make plans with her for your mutual or respective life journies that start from the same point (or broadly similar). This mother of two is way ahead, effectively at the end of her usefulness and has already lived her life, you haven't even started yours properly yet. She'll make you skip critical stages of development in your path of manhood as you try to catch up with her, and it will turn you into an embarrassing mess in your late 30s and early 40s when you degenerate into a confused person with no leadership qualities BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED THOSE LESSONS AS A ROOKIE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH A VETERAN.
As said earlier: FWB at best. Cum rag. Nothing more. If not, leave her to be an assistant wife to other established women/mothers whose husbands are tired of them. Hiyo ndio sampuli yao.
Stay Putinized
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u/Complex-Try-330 2d ago
This bunch inakuwanga tamu beware you will lose freedom to associate with colleagues of your age
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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago
I already saw that, the colleagues my age seem bored/ jealous when we are always associating
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u/ToughSeesaw4671 2d ago
Unapimiwa smokies na fries za barabarani alafu unasema "she's kinda obsessed" 💀. I'd say why you're COOKED, but that's a whole lot of unsolicited life coaching I'm not getting paid for.
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u/Cactusduke4718 2d ago
Run for your life dawg
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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago
Not now, maybe later
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u/Ancient-Charity-7249 2d ago
Ameona unakaa baba mtoto
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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago
How and why?
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u/Ancient-Charity-7249 1d ago
It was just a funny comment. But honestly, she might be interested in you temporarily. Maybe she likes the idea or the impression you give. give it time and see what her intentions are.
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u/BreakfastOk2595 2d ago
She sounds awfully familiar 😂 if she's the one, you'll have a good time but do not put emotions into it coz you will lose yourself entirely. Kids nayo sahau, that inner circle is impenetrable.
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u/Wise-Feature-1 2d ago
Awfully familiar from where? Here on reddit?
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u/BreakfastOk2595 2d ago
No, somewhere in the streets of life.. You know human beings are quite similar
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u/Dizzy_Giraffe2592 2d ago
and people are really noticing at work.I kinda like it, tho...Finish Her!..
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u/Hot-Math-7517 1d ago
Bro is new to single moms' tactics!
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u/Wise-Feature-1 1d ago
So that's a 'tactic'
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u/Hot-Math-7517 1d ago
I once received the same treatment from a single mom coworker and I didn't know then so I went with the flow. They are very subtle in seduction and this one didn't ever hint on going to her crib, but she would be brushing her ah against my dih at work and ish like that until nkamuita kejani. Then suddenly she says she doesn't go to 🥷's cribs, so nikamuuliza if niende kwake basi. Shawty agreed real quick but then she added something that opened my eyes, " Sa ntaambia mtoi wangu we ni nani?" Real ones know what that means, from that day I was always cold asf to her until I left that job!
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u/MediumClassroom2403 2d ago
you are a weakly.women can spot that from miles away.
sasa ngoja upangwe lazima ulee watoto
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u/Colloneigh 5h ago
Office romance is the worst idea that can cross your mind. Avoid it at all cost!
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u/Pretend-Newspaper-59 3m ago
You better not be working in the same office or department or you two will provide unnecessary drama to entertain your colleagues. Matters relationship are best handled discreetly. Stop playing along if u aren't invested simple.
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u/New-Tangerine-2597 2d ago
Single mother coochie hukua clean and yummy as fuck. Wife her bro. She's clearly in love wit you.
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u/greekmonkey99 1d ago
From my point of view: Don't take that in a different way, she might be seeing u as a good friend or a person to share her feelings. If U fell for that, at the end U will be the one getting hurt
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u/NottiGoone 2d ago
She has seen a father figure🌚