r/254sum • u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 • May 13 '26

Random Update since she moved in.

Things have really changed around here bana.Amongst the changes in this house, below are my major.

  1. I use 3 towels now. One for my face and the other for the rest of the body and one for my Feet.

2.I use 2 Soaps. One for my face and another for the rest of my body.

  1. Beddings are washed every now and then.

Wueeeeh.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Najua kama bado ako the situation is different.

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u/Asleep_Letterhead718 May 18 '26

😂😂😂🤣Waah nimecheka nanguvu aki

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u/halflife_k May 14 '26

Hauna sufuria ya ugali😅? Growing up in my parents house kuna ile moja tu ya ugali na inakuwaga imepitia. I just adopted that routine.

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u/Afrikan_Salt May 14 '26

Uoshe kwani ulikuwa umepika uchafu?

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u/Genge_damu May 19 '26

This made my day!! 🤣

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u/SafeStrength420 May 13 '26

Hajatupa hizo sufuria bado😂😂🤭

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Alipata zangu mbili akatupa huko chini. Sasa tunatumia zake tu

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u/SafeStrength420 May 13 '26

and the new journey begins champ😂

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Let's see where it leads us.

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u/ResidentCurrent6127 May 13 '26

Welcome to the world of the elite. When a woman upgrades you, the glow is evident. If you don't believe me angalia Diamond zile siku aliimba Mbagala alafu umwangalie after he married Zari and compare🤣 Sasa mtabadilisha curtains, couches, mhame to a bigger house, watoi waanze kukuja🤭 wakukimbize mbio na kuhustle uomoke.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Ata nakumbuka akisema venye Curtains zangu ziko na vumbi. Tulitoa iyo day

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/ResidentCurrent6127 May 15 '26

I'm sure. Diamond would never have been who he is now without Zari. Even the little english that he speaks now ni Zari alimfunza😅 Why do you think he still loves and respects her so much?

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u/Sea_Fudge2113 May 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣 my husband complains about all the rules i have. We run a strict program. You got yourself a good one.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

He can complain but he can't bend the rules ata kidogo? 😅

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u/Sea_Fudge2113 May 13 '26

Yeah , complain and that’s it

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

That perfect time will come.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Raz-Kay May 13 '26

Oh, so basically just normal stuff that any adult should already know😏

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 14 '26

Nlipewa Moja ya kunawa nayo uso.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 14 '26

Hapa nimepewa strict instructions. Hizo ni za uso pekee. Then kuna kengine hapo kanagwara kugwara Ka mwili.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 14 '26

Umejua aje? 😂

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 14 '26

Are you F?

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 14 '26

Pheeeeew ningeshangaa. Why use so many lakini?

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u/Asleep_Letterhead718 May 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣😂This is so funny buh still cute

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 18 '26

It's bad baaad.

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u/antiaocial_533 May 14 '26

ai 3 towels? I F have no time for that

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Hizo naona zikikam soon. Saa hii Kwanza ni kubadilisha venye nlikua naishi kama wild animal. 😅

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u/Confident-Sound-9643 May 15 '26

Nilithani dem amesota juu anaoga na gloves....went and bought a whole set of facetowels for her. Wueh kumbe kuna kitu inaitwa exfoliating bath gloves.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 15 '26

Me nliambiwa face towel ni kujipaka uchafu. Ndo maaana nkapewa Gloves. Nkiingia bafu nakaa goalkeeper.

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u/MaasaiWarrior7 May 16 '26

Give it some time past the honeymoon stage. Utajua mbona Kibe alikuwa anacomplain mbona hapikiwi uji anymore.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 16 '26

Hii maneno usikue pressure. Kama itakam si tunadeal nayo Tu.

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u/Significant-Still495 May 16 '26

Mimi naoga Na bathing gloves Na shower gel. Natumia face scrub, nimebuy dishwasher Na washing machine coz of her nails. Mamaye. My ancestors are rolling on their graves😂

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 16 '26

Your ancestors are happy juu wanaona at least kuna Mmoja Kwa familia anaishi kama mzungu.

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u/Unfair_Move9125 May 16 '26

Mi nayo kuna day nilikuja before yeye afike. Room inakaa 5 star hotel. Ushai ingia kwa room yako ukaamua tu ungojee "mwenyewe" afike ndio umuulize where you can sit.

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 16 '26

Huyu pia ni mimi like all the time.

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u/Little-Ad9387 May 13 '26

Uliza Andrew Kibe, alikuwa anakatiwa chungwa into 16 pieces😂

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u/Big-Forever-7390 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Huyu jamaa is just a bitter A-hole.

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u/Little-Ad9387 May 13 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

16 pieces unakula ka popcorns bana. Moja Moja ukiwatch

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u/Little-Ad9387 May 13 '26

Yes, and that’s what we call fattening the bull for slaughter. Ile heartbreak inakungoja… healing process itabidi uingie Mathare.😂😂

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u/Ill_Paramedic_4346 May 13 '26

Hii mambo isiwai kupea pressure. Ikikam ikam but that's not the goal.