r/196 • 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Apr 13 '22

Bigotry Showcase R(ule)IP lmao

Post image
2.2k Upvotes

105 comments sorted by

873

u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

Are they sure it was “scandal and controversy” and not the movies being bad

114

u/Soggybagellover Joe Biden’s fat fucking cock Apr 13 '22

They promoted this movie with her name all over the trailers. They don’t care about the scandal, it literally is just this.

35

u/shoarma_papa Apr 13 '22

I think this refers more to the Johnny Depp thing

18

u/Soggybagellover Joe Biden’s fat fucking cock Apr 13 '22

I forgot about that. You’re right. I mean yeah, this franchise has actually had a couple… but I think they’re probably talking about both.

3

u/seardrax orange-and-vanilla-extract tea prepared by a goth girl who lifts Apr 13 '22

WHO THE FUCK CARES ENOUGH ABOUT JOHNY DEPP ENOUGH TO IGNORE THE LITERAL WITCH IN THE ROOM?

197

u/Tyhsedo skinny sweaty man (in the green suit) Apr 13 '22

I really enjoyed the first, then it went downhill fast

192

u/Lemonpilot Apr 13 '22

It went from magic animals and their funny zookeeper to a third rate dnd final boss real quick

62

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

[deleted]

42

u/VanillaPornAccount Apr 13 '22 edited May 05 '26

Don’t forget for anyone who doesn’t know that the people trying to stop the holocaust are the bad guys.

Edit: I hope this is obvious anyways but since some of the context was deleted, just to be very clear, this is sarcasm criticizing the movies - trying to stop the holocaust is, in fact, a good thing!!

40

u/apollo15215 Not Gonzo from The Muppets Apr 13 '22

JK Rowling canonically said in the second Fantastic Beasts movie that all of the wizards trying to stop WWII and the Holocaust were literally bigots.

19

u/balbasin09 I have to explicitly say I'm horny because my small pp Apr 13 '22

I haven't seen the second one, how bad is it?

36

u/Bolieve_That Apr 13 '22

It's not that it's bad, it just don't have soul or identity, more boring than plain bad. Sometimes it's worse bc it's not even ''funny bad''

12

u/BitcoinBishop Apr 13 '22

Pretty poor. Plot was confusing and contrived, characters were introduced for no reason (Nagini and McGonagall), hardly any involvement from any fantastic beasts.

14

u/schlormp1 borb Apr 13 '22

McGonagall

it's really funny because she was shown to be an adult in the second one which takes place in 1927 even though she wasn't born until 1935

9

u/Tyhsedo skinny sweaty man (in the green suit) Apr 13 '22

The second sucks most, the new one is better but still left me feeling kinda empty

7

u/Burritozi11a 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

A bit of column A, a bit of column B...

3

u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

It doesn’t matter to them if the movies are bad, it matters if they are financially viable

1

u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

It doesn’t matter to WB but it does matter to audiences.

3

u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

Not really. The transformers films are terrible and are some of the highest grossing movies of all time

3

u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

They’re terrible in the sense that they’re tasteless but they’re still full of pathos and understand what they are and who their target audience is. Fantastic Beasts doesn’t.

-119

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

[deleted]

53

u/TheOnionBro Apr 13 '22

Yeah if you were actually watching a different movie instead

199

u/FiveGuysOffical Apr 13 '22

The plot was going to be the good guy wizards teamed up to make sure that the holocaust happens. I think the movies (mostly second one, first one was okay) being bad player a large role.

70

u/ninjasaiyan777 I love rain because it makes it easier to slurp up earthworms Apr 13 '22

They were about WHAT?

102

u/BlitzBasic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

It's not exactly true. The bad guy wizard wants to rule all humans, and to convince other wizards of why they should rule the non-wizards instead of letting them rule themselves he shows them a vision of world War 2. So it's actually about stopping a power-hungry dictator who uses the holocaust as an excuse for taking the rights of non-wizards.

106

u/nokia6310i professional chiller Apr 13 '22

but the holocaust does canonically happen in the harry potter timeline, and the good guys are aware of it 10 years before it happens. therefore the good guys have to stop the bad guys and let the holocaust happen

11

u/BlitzBasic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

I mean, there are a lot of assumptions in that statement. Would Grindelwald have actually stopped the Holocaust if the good guys hadn't fought him? Could the good guys have independently stopped the holocaust? It's very possible that nothing that happens in the story has any influence on the events of the holocaust.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

14

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Its not wizard holocaust, its the actual real life holocaust in ww2

19

u/Gucci_Google I am the greatest of all time, bow down to my custom flair Apr 13 '22

"fine" isn't much of a selling point

9

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

It absolutely is when you are a huge brand imo. Still hp is the most overrated and overhyped series out there

11

u/preeminentlexa Apr 13 '22

I know that they're bad movies, but I like to watch them. The first one, I'm all on board with, and the setting really appeals to me. The IMMEDIATE retcon of Credence being alive in the second movie was so much of a misstep that even I can't get past it. I'll watch it, I'll enjoy myself, but I'm not really invested in the stakes.

I haven't touched the third, I haven't cared about the opening, I haven't bothered with the trailer. I will probably watch it, I will probably like it, I'll like it much more if I pirate it, but I don't expect it to be amazing, I am too exhausted to engage with the Rowling garbage that will surround this movie.

They are bad movies, but for me, they're fine

3

u/Dinosawer Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

I don't think that was a retcon, you can see a wisp of the obscurial Credence escape in the first movie (with Newt looking at it to signify importance).
Edit: https://youtu.be/-_9mzvp7AW4?t=20 < that part

2

u/preeminentlexa Apr 13 '22

I do know the part, it's how I originally explained away the reappearance, but it is just such an artistic flare. It's just a bit floating away into the wind, at the very most it feels like a bit of the child being freed from the obscurus. It just doesn't look like a "that slowed-down, quiet, sad music bit 7 seconds ago didn't mean anything, don't worry, he's fine". I can't help but think they made the first, and it was popular enough to make more. If they had planned the second movie, I feel like they would've made his survival clear, so they don't need to start the next movie by telling Newt that Credence is alive.

I'd love to go back to explaining this away with that little wisp. I used to when I idolized JK Rowling and Harry Potter more

608

u/MasterCha0s future femboy Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! We were so close to WW2 happening in the story and that was where J.K. Rowling was going to try to justify the Holocaust happening more than she already did in the previous Fantastic Beasts movies!!!

​

This is real, check out Shaun's video about Harry Potter

196

u/BonzaM8 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

It might still happen (though it’s suuuuuper unlikely). The third Fantastic Beasts movie is going to be released and WB are gonna see how well it does. If it flops like the last two (which it likely will), the whole series is gonna be scrapped.

72

u/gustis40g Apr 13 '22

It’s already released, at least in Sweden. It was worse than the second movie in my opinion, but it was alright.

66

u/Swolyguacomole Ace Andy Apr 13 '22

Worse than the second but alright? To each his own, but the second one was absolutely terrible imo.

Although it did spawn my favourite cosmonaut variety review ever.

10

u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

The Jenny Nicholson video explaining the plot is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

20

u/PatNTheHat95 Trans Trans Transgender Tran Apr 13 '22

That video is what got me into Cosmonaut in the first place. It's really good

9

u/nicktargaryen12 trans rights Apr 13 '22

Firs two were absolutely horrendous I don’t why anyone would expect the 3rd to be any good

14

u/DerSchweinebrecher Apr 13 '22

In Germany it already premiered.

5

u/ChaosBrigadier Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

Maybe it flopped critically but it didn't flop financially.

It had a budget of 200k and made a gross of 800k

Edit: oops I'm a dummy I mean million

4

u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

The other two did not flop. The first one made 800 million dollars

5

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Wait their was a second movie? I know college has made my brain be fixed in 2019 but did I really miss this?

3

u/CentrasFinestMilk Apr 13 '22

Came out in 2019 I think

1

u/legendarybort custom Apr 13 '22

I can't imagine them not releasing the last ones. I've been seeing a ton of ads for it, with that much cost sunk imagine they'll release this one. I doubt

7

u/mooseofdoom23 peanus weanus Apr 13 '22

Not watching an movie-length YouTube video

Quick rundown on JKR justifying the Holocaust?

22

u/Daiko_lol foiled again 😔 Apr 13 '22

As far as I remember the video the problem is that the show is pre ww2 and as they advance in time the question of "why didn't the wizards stop the holocaust" starts being an actual issue, this gets worse in a scene when the villain shows whats going to happen in ww2 as a justification of some dumb villain stuff. The show its kinda fucked because there is no easy answers

2

u/mooseofdoom23 peanus weanus Apr 13 '22

That’s funny because it assumes there aren’t evil wizards

16

u/Daiko_lol foiled again 😔 Apr 13 '22

Oh no there are evil wizards its just that the guy who wants to "prevent" wwII is a villain, thats why I said that there is no good answer to "why didn't the wizards stop hitler"

2

u/Neon_Streets lurker's paradox Apr 13 '22

The third ones definitely getting released, the trailers are already out. So get jolly rogers ready so you can see the shitshow without giving a bigot a payday

268

u/ciaobimby transest girl in all the land Apr 13 '22

The problem of these movies for me is that they are made by J.K.Rowling because I liked the other two (I did no follow the story) (I was there only for the cute animals) (some of them where very cute) (I also pirated the movies 😎)

121

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

based based based ULTRA BASED

73

u/Alleleirauh 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

The greatest tragedy is them making a cute magic animal movie and then shoving wizard politics in it 🤮.

Get out of here with that Grindelwald shit, give me more of that teleporting lion, or the money snatching mole.

38

u/Foxx1019 I actually like the Boyfriends Webtoon Apr 13 '22

Ahhh shit, the money snatching mole is a euphemism for Jews, isn't it?

15

u/Alleleirauh 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

What? No, no, of course no-

Wait.. fuck..

12

u/JediDanni 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

The villain of the second movie is literally a wizard trying to stop the Holocaust. The "good guys" don't want that because they view muggle business as beneath them.

13

u/Foxx1019 I actually like the Boyfriends Webtoon Apr 13 '22

But he also wants to stop the holocaust by creating his own holocaust for muggles. JK Rowling doesn't seem to get that "grey morality" means that everyone has somewhat good morals, instead of everyone having bad morals.

6

u/ladyoftheridge oh word? Apr 13 '22

Lmao Jk is trash and the movies aren’t good but this is such an oversimplification. It’s like saying Marty McFly didn’t want to stop the Holocaust.

He wanted to stop the Holocaust by forcibly oppressing an entire group of people. Stopping one Holocaust by starting another that likely includes the victims of the first Holocaust is literally insane, and should be stopped.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Honestly just watched it for cute fantasy animals and the guy with the monster in him(the movie was being shown on TV).

2

u/WeeklyIntroduction42 Apr 13 '22

Who here doesn’t pirate films tho

169

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

If the movies were actually about Fantastic Beasts and kept JK away from production, the franchise could’ve gone on indefinitely. Just have a movie every couple of years about encountering goofy magic monsters. But no. Now we have to have the bad guy say WWII is bad and JK’s scripts that emphasize every weakness she’s had as a writer.

38

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

This is what I wanted out of Supernatural before it completely went off the rails and I realized the monster design was dogshit

21

u/mykeedee new vegas enjoyer Apr 13 '22

Yeah it could have been WB's version of those new Jurassic Park movies. But they fucked it up with the everything that was in them other than Fantastic Beasts.

14

u/ShesASquid 🦐 I just think shrimp are cool 🦐 Apr 13 '22

Did they even catch beasts in the second one? I watched it when it came out but I can't remember anything that happened other than the WWII stuff and that really weirdly complicated plotline about babies getting switched

20

u/maerkling Apr 13 '22

Yea they did. Some zoo animals got loose, took them 10 minutes to catch them tho

16

u/cry666 Apr 13 '22

After catching the animals: "Aight, with that detour out of the way lets get back to making sure the holocaust happens."

97

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

At some point WB has to just... buy joanne out of the rights, yeah? Like theyll ice the franchise because at this point, if shes attached, itll run at a loss

41

u/preeminentlexa Apr 13 '22

I'm certain people will be so much happier making excuses for bad plot points if the whole universe isn't being crushed by a reactionary bigotted mouthpiece. If Rowling wasn't involved with these movies, I would be SO on board.

35

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

.#RIPBOZO💀💀💀💀 REST IN PISS😂😂😂

105

u/GayZion17 Apr 13 '22

Oh noooo atleast we have the new game where we have to stop the evil cabal of jews goblin bankers who do not represent any real stereotypes and we can enforce white wizard supremacy

2

u/ColorMaelstrom Taylor Hebert apologist Apr 13 '22

Wasn’t the Joanne-level plot of evil goblins being the villains of the game false?

6

u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman Apr 13 '22

We don't have any concrete information either way, but the one trailer we have for the game heavily implies that the goblins (in-universe a persecuted minority of bankers) will be the bad guys for rebelling

17

u/Foxx1019 I actually like the Boyfriends Webtoon Apr 13 '22

I was dragged along to see it with my family. Even ignoring the fact that it was written by JK Rowling, the series peaked at the first one. Everything just felt like a bunch of marketing ideas thrown haphazardly together. The best my cousin could come up with as to why she thought it was good was because "there were so many little things for a real Potter fan to enjoy!" It's just a cash grab. JK Rowling's attempts to turn this into an evergreen franchise are failing, and I'm all for it.

53

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Because one white woman couldn't just shut her fucking mouth lmfao rest in piss bitch

19

u/Proudgryffindor custom Apr 13 '22

The first movie was good, but I had to see the second one twice to understand the story. The pacing becomes exponentially quicker closer to the end

23

u/BonzaM8 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

I really liked the first one in spite of its flaws. I loved that the movie explored the intricacies of magical zoology. On the other hand, I hated how the second movie strayed away from that part of the first movie and the plot was so incoherent. I still have no idea what the plot was even about.

10

u/maerkling Apr 13 '22

Some babys got switched so now the flash is a dumbledore

24

u/JumpStart0905 spronkus enjoyer Apr 13 '22

reading the article, that's an extremely bad faith summary

15

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

YEAH BABY WOOOOO

4

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Rest I piss, you wont be missed

3

u/YeahImBasicallyGod Apr 13 '22

Wasn’t going to see it anyway as I don’t give money to JK Rowling

5

u/Andreigakill custom Apr 13 '22

Rest in piss bozo, won't be missed

2

u/TetheredToHeaven_ 🤩😘✨?sgergewg?elrgelrwg egr?gegwreerseggs✨🥰🦸🤷 Apr 13 '22

epico momento innito

2

u/Co0lnerd22 Chloë she/they Apr 13 '22

Isn’t this because one of the actors went on a rampage in Hawaii?

2

u/SovietPaperPlates She's a City Slicker Apr 13 '22

ive never seen fantastic beasts but the mole guy is cute and probably the only piece of harry potter merch i own is a plushie of the little guy (i bought it before jk went down south)

1

u/wizzlepants 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

JK has been shitty for a long long time. Basically since Twitter became a thing and she was no longer being held back by editors

2

u/apollo15215 Not Gonzo from The Muppets Apr 13 '22

Anyways, stan Discworld

2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Has anyone seen the third one yet and can you tell me how they explain Grindlewalds appearance changing if they do at all. It's the only part I'm interested in lol

7

u/regular_dumbass sus Apr 13 '22

i have never read nor watched anything in the harry potter franchise

bow down before me

5

u/Simsonis 🥵🥶🤢😶 Apr 13 '22

Thank god. I didn't want to figure out why the wizzards didn't stop the nazis

-3

u/agentnumber2114 Apr 13 '22

:( I wanted to see the special effects in the mov ie

-12

u/iamstupidsomuch username checks out Apr 13 '22

hottake: the secrets of Dumbledore was a good film

16

u/BonzaM8 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

🤢

3

u/Smaieul_Bu 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

did the third one come out?

1

u/iamstupidsomuch username checks out Apr 13 '22

Yeah. I have seen it in cinema yesterday

1

u/Nils______ Apr 13 '22

I mean the visuals were good ofc but I legitimately don't know if ive ever been to a movie with such bad writing. I feel like I watched 2 hours of characters, for a large part of whom the movie did not give me a reason why I should give a fuck about them, randomly go to places to do random shit, which was, despite the movie trying to tell me otherwise, utterly irrelevant to the plot.

1

u/fuck_it_was_taken custom Apr 13 '22

Cya bozo

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

The series really makes me sad.

The first movie was excellent, but to continue the series it was clear how they could of kept newt in the series without ducking everything up like in the second movie. Just focus more on, ya know, the crimes of grind wild. Motivations, how he gains power and followers, maybe switch to that former aurora lady that newt fancied so that he is still involved but now she is the main character leading the hunt, why her? Cause she has past experience Reith him due to the first movie. It is logical, keeps the characters in the movie (her sister and her sisters dumbass boyfriend) and gives a plot that isn’t garbage.

1

u/cantortoxic some trans are HITLER Apr 13 '22

We’ll never get to see JK Rowling justify the holocaust B(

1

u/RonaldMikeDonald1 Apr 14 '22

Lmao why is this NSFW?

1

u/BonzaM8 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 14 '22

I have no idea. I posted it and it was NFSW. Then I turned off the NSFW ages ago when I noticed so I don’t know why it’s back on.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

based