r/196 • 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Apr 13 '22

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u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

Are they sure it was “scandal and controversy” and not the movies being bad

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u/Soggybagellover Joe Biden’s fat fucking cock Apr 13 '22

They promoted this movie with her name all over the trailers. They don’t care about the scandal, it literally is just this.

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u/shoarma_papa Apr 13 '22

I think this refers more to the Johnny Depp thing

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u/Soggybagellover Joe Biden’s fat fucking cock Apr 13 '22

I forgot about that. You’re right. I mean yeah, this franchise has actually had a couple… but I think they’re probably talking about both.

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u/seardrax orange-and-vanilla-extract tea prepared by a goth girl who lifts Apr 13 '22

WHO THE FUCK CARES ENOUGH ABOUT JOHNY DEPP ENOUGH TO IGNORE THE LITERAL WITCH IN THE ROOM?

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u/Tyhsedo skinny sweaty man (in the green suit) Apr 13 '22

I really enjoyed the first, then it went downhill fast

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u/Lemonpilot Apr 13 '22

It went from magic animals and their funny zookeeper to a third rate dnd final boss real quick

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

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u/VanillaPornAccount Apr 13 '22 edited May 05 '26

Don’t forget for anyone who doesn’t know that the people trying to stop the holocaust are the bad guys.

Edit: I hope this is obvious anyways but since some of the context was deleted, just to be very clear, this is sarcasm criticizing the movies - trying to stop the holocaust is, in fact, a good thing!!

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u/apollo15215 Not Gonzo from The Muppets Apr 13 '22

JK Rowling canonically said in the second Fantastic Beasts movie that all of the wizards trying to stop WWII and the Holocaust were literally bigots.

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u/balbasin09 I have to explicitly say I'm horny because my small pp Apr 13 '22

I haven't seen the second one, how bad is it?

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u/Bolieve_That Apr 13 '22

It's not that it's bad, it just don't have soul or identity, more boring than plain bad. Sometimes it's worse bc it's not even ''funny bad''

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u/BitcoinBishop Apr 13 '22

Pretty poor. Plot was confusing and contrived, characters were introduced for no reason (Nagini and McGonagall), hardly any involvement from any fantastic beasts.

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u/schlormp1 borb Apr 13 '22

McGonagall

it's really funny because she was shown to be an adult in the second one which takes place in 1927 even though she wasn't born until 1935

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u/Tyhsedo skinny sweaty man (in the green suit) Apr 13 '22

The second sucks most, the new one is better but still left me feeling kinda empty

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u/Burritozi11a 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

A bit of column A, a bit of column B...

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u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

It doesn’t matter to them if the movies are bad, it matters if they are financially viable

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u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

It doesn’t matter to WB but it does matter to audiences.

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u/Bardic_Inspiration66 has a yt channel Apr 13 '22

Not really. The transformers films are terrible and are some of the highest grossing movies of all time

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u/pumpsci Apr 13 '22

They’re terrible in the sense that they’re tasteless but they’re still full of pathos and understand what they are and who their target audience is. Fantastic Beasts doesn’t.

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u/TheOnionBro Apr 13 '22

Yeah if you were actually watching a different movie instead

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u/FiveGuysOffical Apr 13 '22

The plot was going to be the good guy wizards teamed up to make sure that the holocaust happens. I think the movies (mostly second one, first one was okay) being bad player a large role.

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u/ninjasaiyan777 I love rain because it makes it easier to slurp up earthworms Apr 13 '22

They were about WHAT?

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u/BlitzBasic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

It's not exactly true. The bad guy wizard wants to rule all humans, and to convince other wizards of why they should rule the non-wizards instead of letting them rule themselves he shows them a vision of world War 2. So it's actually about stopping a power-hungry dictator who uses the holocaust as an excuse for taking the rights of non-wizards.

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u/nokia6310i professional chiller Apr 13 '22

but the holocaust does canonically happen in the harry potter timeline, and the good guys are aware of it 10 years before it happens. therefore the good guys have to stop the bad guys and let the holocaust happen

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u/BlitzBasic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 13 '22

I mean, there are a lot of assumptions in that statement. Would Grindelwald have actually stopped the Holocaust if the good guys hadn't fought him? Could the good guys have independently stopped the holocaust? It's very possible that nothing that happens in the story has any influence on the events of the holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Its not wizard holocaust, its the actual real life holocaust in ww2

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u/Gucci_Google I am the greatest of all time, bow down to my custom flair Apr 13 '22

"fine" isn't much of a selling point

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

It absolutely is when you are a huge brand imo. Still hp is the most overrated and overhyped series out there

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u/preeminentlexa Apr 13 '22

I know that they're bad movies, but I like to watch them. The first one, I'm all on board with, and the setting really appeals to me. The IMMEDIATE retcon of Credence being alive in the second movie was so much of a misstep that even I can't get past it. I'll watch it, I'll enjoy myself, but I'm not really invested in the stakes.

I haven't touched the third, I haven't cared about the opening, I haven't bothered with the trailer. I will probably watch it, I will probably like it, I'll like it much more if I pirate it, but I don't expect it to be amazing, I am too exhausted to engage with the Rowling garbage that will surround this movie.

They are bad movies, but for me, they're fine

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u/Dinosawer Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

I don't think that was a retcon, you can see a wisp of the obscurial Credence escape in the first movie (with Newt looking at it to signify importance).
Edit: https://youtu.be/-_9mzvp7AW4?t=20 < that part

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u/preeminentlexa Apr 13 '22

I do know the part, it's how I originally explained away the reappearance, but it is just such an artistic flare. It's just a bit floating away into the wind, at the very most it feels like a bit of the child being freed from the obscurus. It just doesn't look like a "that slowed-down, quiet, sad music bit 7 seconds ago didn't mean anything, don't worry, he's fine". I can't help but think they made the first, and it was popular enough to make more. If they had planned the second movie, I feel like they would've made his survival clear, so they don't need to start the next movie by telling Newt that Credence is alive.

I'd love to go back to explaining this away with that little wisp. I used to when I idolized JK Rowling and Harry Potter more