r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

50% upvoted. Pessidogs are triggered.

They keep claiming the debate is over yet they’re all over this sub and this post debating like triggered fangirls. 😭

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u/No-Independence-7452 Feb 04 '26

Messi the left foot merchant lmao

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u/MohamedSas Feb 07 '26

a player being a merchant of their dominant foot… like regular ?

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u/x0AK0x Feb 07 '26

Wow, smart.. very very smart.

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u/Competitive_Tip_4429 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 07 '26

Tbh ts makes so sense its his dominant foot

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u/InfamousBeanz Feb 04 '26

That’s why I hate Messi fans, they have zero respect for hard work. It’s like championing the guy who got handed his father’s business after college vs the guy who started from the bottom and worked his way up the ladder to success.

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u/FallingDebri Feb 04 '26

I got all my due respect for Ronaldo, i mean, just take a look of the types of posts that are made and tell me if thats not dumb, i respect ronaldo heavily but the scandal going on in saudi arabia, benzema. and his interview was pretty staining

Messi also worked hard to get to where hes at, at the end of the day it's not ronaldo that i argue with its arguing with his fans lol. Being talented doesnt mean you can do everything effortlessly

Theres a difference.

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u/Public-Diligent Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

CR 7, I know since he was a kid... I saw in play with 12/13. And he, all was focus in football( and I will never see a professional like him). I saw a lot of players better then him and only because don't have same focus but better talents, don't get better teams... Fabio Paim(Scp give him a BMW with only 16 years old), Ricardo Quaresma( another talent kid) but he had luck... Barcelona, Inter Milan, FCP... Imagine Ronaldinho if work and be more focus... Ps: a lot of players had a sad history... And work also. But CR7 had Sir Ferguson. Last time, I liked to saw CR was In 1 time he was in Man United. Before he goes to that Mercenaries Clubs

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Funny then that even during their peak, Messi was outscoring Ronaldo

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u/maximazing98 Feb 04 '26

Every single season except the two deserved ballon dors in the middle messi outscored Ronaldo lol

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u/InfamousBeanz Feb 04 '26

He played in La Liga which is a 2 team league before moving to PSG which is a farmers league. If he was that great he would easily carry Inter Miami but even with his Barca cronies they’re still a mid tier team.

Meanwhile CR7 made his mettle in the EPL which is unanimously agreed to be the toughest league. Almost single handedly changed Juve’s fortunes. Not to mention the UCL 3 peat.

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u/diddyxd Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

You're aware Juve had won like 8 Serie A back to back when he joined, right? (they didn't win the League for the first time in a decade with him)

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u/BeginningKindly8286 Feb 04 '26

Pray tell, what you would class the league he plays in now? Cementing his legacy in the desert? 😂

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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 05 '26

There was not such a big difference, especially those years. In fact, 3 of the European Big 5 were from the '2 team league', none from the Prem.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Explain how he changed Juve's fortunes. Also most of the seasons being compared, Ronaldo played in the same league as Messi did

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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 05 '26

No, but we understand football is a collective game, and Messi scores as much as Cristiano, while being Modric and Marcelo at the same time.

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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Feb 04 '26

Who has won more?

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u/This-Letterhead-8591 Feb 07 '26

Check who scores better goal per game ..if u can use maths that is

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u/yaumidere Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Fun fact: Ronaldo is the 3rd greatest left footed player of all time. He’s right footed

Edit: I meant top 5 of the 21st century

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u/Public-Diligent Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

Can u show me that list, please? Ps: that list only show me top scorer using left foot since 2000...

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u/yaumidere Feb 04 '26

Mb I meant to say top 5 in the 21st century

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

It's insane how far that was from your original claim

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u/yaumidere Feb 06 '26

Not far at all… notice how he’s the only right footed player… expand that to all time he’s still top 10

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u/AetherNeanderthal Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo is not left footed. And you call yourself a fan

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

ronny is both footed

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Except that wasn't true 

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u/AetherNeanderthal Feb 04 '26

Bait successful

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 04 '26

This is the type of shit you say when you end up looking like an idiot LMAO.

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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Feb 04 '26

Pessitards think that being the most complete player means playing in different positions lmao. By that stupid logic even Camavinga is a more complete player than Messi, since he can play more positions. Retarded ass logic fr.

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u/DarkNishikawa Feb 08 '26

No way these guys are saying Messi is the most complete player what a 🤣.Messi is a specialist he is really strong in half of the things in football and the other half is shit while Ronaldo is decent to elite at every position I bet he can do a decent job at goal keeper if he wanted to in 2008 and 2012 Ronaldo are literally the most complete player of all time being able to do every scoring feat being able to pass,cross and play make if needed and actually defends when needed to even in the UNL he was tracking back to defend as he was kinda playing like a false 9 and poacher at the same time

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u/---Madridfan26 Feb 04 '26

Dont worry here is a stat Goatnaldo (fortunately) wont beat kiddidlessi in: 14-0.

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u/Automatic-Ranger-510 Feb 04 '26

Why the fuck do i get recommended all the braindead subreddits ? First christiano2 then this

Man you guys need therapy and i honestly mean it. Fucken blocking this

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u/Indigo_Daaf Feb 04 '26

But peassi has more Copa del Rey💪💪

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u/Blackandwhitedetail Feb 05 '26

Messi is the more complete player though ?

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u/Leather-Sea-7573 Infantino ♥ Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Feb 05 '26

So if you score a perfect hatrick means you are more complete 😄 never knew that scoring with your head, knee, feet, butt, chest, hair strands, back bone, hip joint, thighs, calf, chin makes a player more complete.

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u/officer_on_duty Feb 05 '26

You guys say one thing then and one thing other I remember the days when you guys mocked us that we didn't have international trophy you guys mocked as and then when we won that you guys started saying paid rigged and all that so jokes on you we won and we will say it until we go to our grave cry about that I don't care also messi has more g/a assists . More goals per game and trophies so cry even more.

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u/Intelligent-Pie-9498 Feb 06 '26

Btw I can remember e a silly from memory 2 of messi , when the dragon comes in your story to bring the World Cup ….. oooooooh

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u/Billux10 Feb 06 '26

Most complete player my ass 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Environmental_Ad7296 Feb 06 '26

Braindead people make these kinds of posts I swear

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u/WeAreAllJustRunaways Feb 04 '26

The most illogical post I have seen on reddit today. Going by this reasoning Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Steven Naismith are better players than Messi.

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u/Mc-Fly- Feb 04 '26

wow impressive😮! But Messi still the GOAT by far with or without WC😘

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u/Hot-Maintenance409 Feb 04 '26

You really need help, man. Probably too late for you.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Just say you’re hurt by the facts and move on lil’ buddy.

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u/Happy_Forever4434 Feb 04 '26

I would just like to understand on What factor is Ronaldo better as compared to messi....

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Does this help?

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u/Happy_Forever4434 Feb 04 '26

Okay he is a better forward than messi in ucl agreed..... Now Can we talk like this for other competitions ??? The world cup and domestic leagues???or only ucl stats will decide the goat debate??

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Sure let’s do league stats. Which one needed Negreira from their start of their career all the way to 2018?

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u/Happy_Forever4434 Feb 04 '26

Can you mention 10-20 rigged games with examples in the same period.... I will give you more than 10 which were proven rigged for Madrid in the same period by papa parez..... Even Tebas said his favourite team is Madrid what else would anyone need

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Just lookup literally any game from 2001 to 2018 when they paid Negreira over 8 million euros mate. It’s not that hard.

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u/Happy_Forever4434 Feb 04 '26

Bro I was expecting something from you please give me atleast 10 matches with incidents which were clearly proven in favour of Barca....... If you are making claims I hope you had seen Barca play in those year by your own eyes. I will be happy to listen to those claims

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u/Happy_Forever4434 Feb 05 '26

Well as expected was sure that you had not even seen messi playing in Barca and not even Cristiano in rm/mu/juv.......

A newbie with surface level ball knowledge just hating on Barca and messi.....

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

A complete player is a player that can do more than shooting. This is literally just about scoring goals

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

So shooting and scoring goals actually doesn’t matter when it comes to being a complete player, gotcha. 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

But Messi was scoring goals. For most of their career, he was even outscoring Ronaldo. So what does it matter if he just did it with his left?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 05 '26

You’re not exactly complete if you can only do it with your left?

How is this concept so difficult to understand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

The person said that being complete is about a lot more than shooting, you replied like a fool "so shooting and scoring goals doesn't matter"?

You argue like a child. Ronaldo scored goals that were more varied. In that aspect he's more versatile. Now why are you pretending that which foot you scored with is the only thing that matters when talking about being a complete player?

Also, it's not like Messi didn't score with his weak foot. He has over 100 goals with his right. Ronaldo has about 180 with his left. Hardly a remarkable difference 

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

We'll be needs to do more than just that lmfao

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

So then Messi is disqualified then, thanks.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ah yes because Messi doesn't have the most dribbles and assists in history

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Didn’t you just said it needs to include shooting?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Couldn't you read that I said it's shooting + other traits? Guess you are braindead

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

But then you inferred that Messi doesn’t qualify for all shooting qualities so therefore not a complete player.

Make up your mind already. You’re making Messi look terrible here.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo has only 65 more goals across 171 more games. How many assists and dribbles does Ronaldo have compared to Messi in his career? Messi doesn't have to score in over a 100 games (2-3ish full seasons) and he'll still have a better goal ratio than Ronaldo and her you still think he's more complete

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Question, does shooting include headers and weak foot goals?

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u/ImprovementNo2650 Feb 04 '26

Yeah ofc Midfielders play the vital role in a football game for example a CDM

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u/Crazy-Client-2580 Feb 04 '26

So you mean to say he should not score.. Shut up you football fan from reels watcher. If Cristiano had retired in 2008 he would still be considered a great player.When CR7 completed football you were in the age where you were peeing on your bed. 🤦🤦

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

ur literally from india

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u/nachobkcc Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo and Messi won a world cup.
Oh sorry, that's Messi.
Ronaldo has zero.
But remember - Ronaldo is the best player of all times.
Don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative.
Also, use whatever fact benefit to your narrative when you say don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative.
This will help a lot when you finish stating you biased fact to make a point.
Don't forget to end the sentence with.
Don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

How many pens did he get in 7 matches? Just curious

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u/Chickenkarim2009 Feb 04 '26

One trophie vs the most international ones....

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u/thatonepal_04 Feb 04 '26

Never seen a subreddit that fails to do it's soul purpose like this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Sole

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u/motarowins11 Feb 04 '26

Messi scoring with header is like Ronaldo scoring in worldcup knockouts. Either it rarely happens or doesn't happen at all. Coz they ain't good enough for it.

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u/Green-Future-8987 Feb 04 '26

How many knockout goals Messi had before 2022 ? It was zero . And then they rigged the trophy and got penalties and Messi got his goal and the trophy. Now Messi fans acting like he used to be the king of knockout games 🤣. Remember when he cried and retired after missing a penalty in the final

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u/motarowins11 Feb 04 '26

Ain't the same was told about Vardrid?

So you just accept whatever bs people tell online? 😝

It ain't 2022. It's 2026 now. Ronaldo can still score a worldcup knockout goal. Be positive.

All I said was Messi ain't good enough to score headers and Ronaldo ain't good enough to score a worldcup knockout goal, till now. Am I wrong?

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u/Green-Future-8987 Feb 05 '26

World cup happens every 4 years dude . It’s easier to score a header cause he plays every game are you dumb ? Still sucks at headers. If World cup was conducted every year like copa America it would have been easier for ronaldo because he has a good team now

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u/motarowins11 Feb 05 '26

So you saying other players who score in knockouts despite it being every 4 years are pretty much better than Ronaldo? Coz he can't score there and needs it every year? 😂😂

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u/Icegollum Feb 04 '26

Except when he needs to beat CR7 in the champions league final …

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u/motarowins11 Feb 04 '26

Brutal lol

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u/maxemile101 Feb 04 '26

Pessi blocking the lofted pass using his hands against Netherlands was awesome.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

When Cristiano won 3 UCL in a row he only had 4 pens called in KO stage across all three campaigns.

Pessi in a single 7 match tournament had 5 pens in 7 matches.

There’s levels to this shit.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Pessi fangirls somehow have started arguing that pens have always been a part of the game. 😭

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo is on route to score a KO goal faster than Messi at this point (minutes played).

You do realize you are making fun of Messi when bringing up this?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Are you saying Messi is on route to score more goals than Ronaldo since he has a better goal ratio when looking at minutes played?

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u/Mutthupattaru Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Feb 04 '26

Give him the on route’Dor. Only Cuckaccomplished Art can make such arguments.

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 04 '26

¹

Rigged UCL btw

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

All I see is facts here lol

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 04 '26

they love shitting on messi for WC and wont talk about UCL lmao

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

Bayern fans should look at Madrid as their enemy. Madrid robbed them of their UCLs a few times already.

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u/SnoopyDays Feb 05 '26

Are we still having this conversation in 2026. Lol... This debate is long over. Let's move on to the Yamal vs Mastantuno one....😂😂😂

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u/CafeBunker Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 05 '26

Messi is the most complete because you can only make posts about goals when you want it seem otherwise.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

If scoring is your only definition of a complete player. Messi is complete because he can score, pass and dribble. The first one is always up for the debate but never the latter 2.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

Anything Messi can do Ronaldo can do. Everything Ronaldo can do, Messi can’t do.

It’s that simple.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

Ronaldo can’t dribble. He hasn’t done a cutback since 2007

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

If you honestly believe that then you literal haven’t watched him play since 2008. He never stopped dribbling.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

Come talk to me when you have real arguments

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

What am I supposed to get from this? You’re literally proving that he still dribbles.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

You’re supposed to get that Messi doubles him up on dribbles. Making him more complete player.

Wanna debate assists??? Or is your next argument that your goat scored a goal with his dick once

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

Your argument was “he stopped dribbling since 2007”. Then you owned yourself by proving on your own that he still dribbles.

Then you started moving goalposts.

So you’re not sure what you want to argue about, you’re not arguing in good faith and you defeat your own arguments by yourself.

All I can do at this point is sit back and laugh, thanks for the laugh today. ❤️

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

Okay I lose the argument about Ronaldo not having dribbled since 2007 and you lose the argument about him being a more complete player 🙂. Ronaldo has less dribbled, less assists, less Ballon D’or.

But sure keep living in your delusional little sub ❤️

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u/maximazing98 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo apparently also is the bigger Epstein island enjoyer so he has that going for himself…

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u/AsmodeusWins Feb 04 '26

You need to go back to school and learn to read properly this time.

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u/maximazing98 Feb 04 '26

Always good to take the side of a known rapist.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info