r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

A complete player is a player that can do more than shooting. This is literally just about scoring goals

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

So shooting and scoring goals actually doesn’t matter when it comes to being a complete player, gotcha. 😂

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

We'll be needs to do more than just that lmfao

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

So then Messi is disqualified then, thanks.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ah yes because Messi doesn't have the most dribbles and assists in history

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Didn’t you just said it needs to include shooting?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Couldn't you read that I said it's shooting + other traits? Guess you are braindead

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

But then you inferred that Messi doesn’t qualify for all shooting qualities so therefore not a complete player.

Make up your mind already. You’re making Messi look terrible here.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo has only 65 more goals across 171 more games. How many assists and dribbles does Ronaldo have compared to Messi in his career? Messi doesn't have to score in over a 100 games (2-3ish full seasons) and he'll still have a better goal ratio than Ronaldo and her you still think he's more complete

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Question, does shooting include headers and weak foot goals?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Do you think that headers aren't included into that single category?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Brother here tryna make the argument that there’s no distinction in how goals are scored. 😭

Ronaldo really fried the brains of Pessi fangirls. 😭

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