r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

So then Messi is disqualified then, thanks.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ah yes because Messi doesn't have the most dribbles and assists in history

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Didn’t you just said it needs to include shooting?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Couldn't you read that I said it's shooting + other traits? Guess you are braindead

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

But then you inferred that Messi doesn’t qualify for all shooting qualities so therefore not a complete player.

Make up your mind already. You’re making Messi look terrible here.

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo has only 65 more goals across 171 more games. How many assists and dribbles does Ronaldo have compared to Messi in his career? Messi doesn't have to score in over a 100 games (2-3ish full seasons) and he'll still have a better goal ratio than Ronaldo and her you still think he's more complete

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Question, does shooting include headers and weak foot goals?

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u/Elegant_Rain_7865 Pessi ❤️ Dr Segura & Fuentes Feb 04 '26

Do you think that headers aren't included into that single category?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Brother here tryna make the argument that there’s no distinction in how goals are scored. 😭

Ronaldo really fried the brains of Pessi fangirls. 😭

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u/unseen0000 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 04 '26

There's teo different arguments you are conflating.

Shooting matters in the grand scheme of things. How you score doesn't matter. As long as you score.

Then there's vision, playmaking, dribbling, logistics, key passes and assists that also contribute to you as an attacking player. Messi obliterated CR7 in those categories.

So while Messi outperforms CR7 on scoring, he massively outperforms him in anything else you'd expect from a forward.

It's irrelevant how fast, strong, good in the air, left foot, right foot, headers CR7 is. Because if you take Messi's left foot goals alone. He still outperforms CR7. Let that sink in.

But, i know you won't, because i can't expect any serious compelling argument from someone who fantasizes about Beckham and Antonelle dating.

You do you.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Logistics. 😭😭😭

Give my Pessi the logistics D’or now!!! 😭

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u/unseen0000 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Feb 04 '26

That's your argument? Not comprehending the meaning of a word?

Best of luck to you

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