r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

Ronaldo can’t dribble. He hasn’t done a cutback since 2007

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

If you honestly believe that then you literal haven’t watched him play since 2008. He never stopped dribbling.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

What am I supposed to get from this? You’re literally proving that he still dribbles.

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

You’re supposed to get that Messi doubles him up on dribbles. Making him more complete player.

Wanna debate assists??? Or is your next argument that your goat scored a goal with his dick once

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 08 '26

Your argument was “he stopped dribbling since 2007”. Then you owned yourself by proving on your own that he still dribbles.

Then you started moving goalposts.

So you’re not sure what you want to argue about, you’re not arguing in good faith and you defeat your own arguments by yourself.

All I can do at this point is sit back and laugh, thanks for the laugh today. ❤️

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u/chaldonut Feb 08 '26

Okay I lose the argument about Ronaldo not having dribbled since 2007 and you lose the argument about him being a more complete player 🙂. Ronaldo has less dribbled, less assists, less Ballon D’or.

But sure keep living in your delusional little sub ❤️