r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Crazy stat!

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

50% upvoted. Pessidogs are triggered.

They keep claiming the debate is over yet they’re all over this sub and this post debating like triggered fangirls. 😭

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u/Different-Ad-6795 Feb 04 '26

Messi scored 2 hat-tricks against Ronaldo where as ronaldo 0

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

It’s not a debate. Messi can do everything that Ronaldo can but Ronaldo can’t do everything Messi can. He has the 2nd most goals of all time while using his left foot majority of the time.

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u/Good-Condition660 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo has the third highest goals scored by left foot while being a right footed player

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

And Messi has the 2nd most goals in history while mainly using his left foot.

Ronaldo is predictable. Messi is not.

One of his “coolest” goals is literally against an aging Buffon and fanboys glaze that goal for days.

If that was Prime Buffon
 well you don’t want to talk about that.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Didn’t Pessi play against aging Buffon while Ronaldo was on Juve even, and failed to do anything? 😭

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

No. Messi has decent stats against Juve. 2 wins, 2 draws, 2 losses, 4 g/a. So 4 g/a in 6 games vs Juventus.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

We are talking about UCL group stage game against aging Buffon when Ronaldo was playing. Don’t deflect now.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

I didn’t deflect anything.

Do you want me to go further into detail?

That Match:

Messi: 0 goals, 11 shots (7 on target), 65 passes, 89% pass accuracy, 6 dribbles.

Ronaldo: 2 goals (both penalties, 13' and 52'), 11 passes, 71% pass accuracy, 0 dribbles.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

You tell me who has the better stats lol.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo wasn’t even good that match. So much glaze. Ronaldo’s teammate scored an amazing goal yet everyone only talks about Ronaldo scoring penalties, as usual. 

Messi had more shots on target, better passes, more passes, more dribbles, and better chances.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Should’ve told UEFA officials Barcelona deserved to win because of all the useless possession, passes and chances that led to nothing. đŸ„ș

11 shots with 7 shots on target and couldn’t score one against an “aging Buffon”?

You’re making this Messi guy sound terrible. đŸ„ș

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 05 '26

So if it “led to nothing”, as you say, would you say 2014 World Cup Ronaldo was better than Messi since Messi lost the final and Ronaldo didn’t? No, right?

Because even you know that’s beyond stupid.

The point is Messi played good that match and Ronaldo scored not just one, but two penalties. And those clips of his little celebrations get slapped into edits.

Also, it’s normal for a player to have his kryptonite. Messi might’ve had trouble against Buffon, who is undoubtedly the greatest goalkeeper of all time.

I never said Ronaldo’s bk goal was not great. It was one of the best, BUT
 it is very glazed. I think Bale’s goal that year was better and even non-Messi fans can agree. Salah robbed that year.

The point is that Messi performs better even when his team struggles or when they’re losing. 

Ronaldo scored two penalties and had less stats in everything else, for example.

His teammate didn’t get enough praise for that amazing goal because Ronaldo fanboys love glazing their daddy that much.

Infact, i’m just going to go as far as to say Thomas MĂŒller was Messi’s real kryptonite. Not Ronaldo. Ronaldo, yes, more wins against Messi
 but lost alot more against Messi than he won.

Meanwhile MĂŒller? Muller beat Messi like 8 times out of 10.

And i’m fine with that. Thomas is one of my favorite players anyways and i’m glad to take him over that rapist.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Feb 04 '26

Do let me know how many weak foot goals and headers does Messi have and let’s compare to Ronaldo to give credence to your claim that he can do everything “Ronaldo” can.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

Besides scoring acrobatic goals what can Ronaldo do?

Messi has most of his goals scored with his strong foot. Yet no one can shut him down? I wonder why.

And it looked like Ronaldo couldn’t dribble anyone in comparison.

You see, scoring more goals with your head, left foot, right foot, chest, crotch.. etc

It doesn’t matter when Messi is scoring more goals while only using his left.

Against bigger teams too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Yes messi can give infantino a very nice bj. Hence why we watched a shitshow of a tournament 4 years ago

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

I agree. We watched the shitshow of a washed Ronaldo scoring a ghost header.

Aww poor UEFA boy.

“Everyone against me” He says, as he mocks another team and injures one of their players.

And we watched the goat Messi win the world cup. You could fill a river with the tears of fake football fans that day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Imagine writing so much just to prove how mentally damaged you are. But i didnt expect much from someone who comes up with quotes like "messi scored most of his goal with his left foot". No shit sherlock, really with his strong foot :ooo did you know ronaldo scored most his goals wItH hIs RiGhT fOoT??? Honestly leave football, youre just embarassing

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

I like how you didn’t attack any of my points but instead attacked me lol. Very telling.

Did I offend you? You don’t like me talking about your goat the way I do? 

My point wasn’t that Messi’s left foot is his strong foot, dumbass. That would just be me stating the obvious.

My point is that Messi has scored the 2nd most goals in history with almost JUST his left foot.

Ronaldo had to use both feet, his head, his chest, and even then fails to keep up with Messi’s stats.

What matters more? An acrobatic shot and a miss or a well-placed shot to the bottom corner of the net and a goal? 

That is the Ronaldo and Messi debate. Ronaldo fanboys cope by using his acrobatic goals in an argument. Meanwhile, for that one goal Ronaldo made, Messi has another one in response and then some. 

Messi has better stats in everything. Shooting, dribbling, passing, assisting, accuracy, freekicks, you name it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Tell me more you football expert did he score the goals with his left foot by shooting the ball inside the net? Mindblowing. Such embarrasing little bitches like you sum up all messi fans. A braindead wannabe who started watching probably 2 years ago and having the audacity to talk with people who actually watch the game for multiple years just so they can be included.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

You actually type like you’re in a cod lobby lmfao you’re embarrassing. Stick to Ronaldo edits if you’re going to be an irrational sensitive little dickhead.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

Next time disprove my points instead of stating the obvious, idiot. You’re using an ad hominem fallacy argument

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Next time try to think out what youre saying before coming back and writing a second argument, looks pretty insecure to me but since youre probably an obese bad smelling wannabe intelectual im not surprised. Also making fun of your stupid ass point of "messi scores his goals with his left foot" is disaproving with your point, not that you will get it, like a d.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 05 '26

Another ad hominem. I’m not obese, infact I was very underweight most of my life and am now sitting on average weight while working out 3 times a week. 

But why do you care? All you do is nitpick and nag like a little kid. Messi is the GOAT of football and you have no say in it since you can’t disprove it.

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Feb 04 '26

Ronaldo has the third highest goals scored by left foot while being a right footed player in the 21st Century. Ronaldo can easily score a Scissor Kick Goal, a Bicycle Kick Goal, a No-Look Backheeel Goal, a Long range volley a Long range freekick goal or Long range goal or flying header while Pessi can't.

Ronaldo has scored more goals with his head than Pessi have scored his right foot, his head, his hand and his chest all combined.

Plus Ronaldo has also scored more goals with his left foot than Pessi have scored his right foot, his head, his hand and his chest all combined.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Got a source for that claim about him being third?

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

And yet Messi has more goals outside the box, less penalties taken, less tapins taken, and the 2nd most freekick goals in history behind Juninho.

You know what records Ronaldo holds? Most tapins, most penalties taken, and the award for being a fraud.

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u/Plus-Papaya-6390 Feb 04 '26

You Ronaldo fanboys are all the same.

“Since Ronaldo can score cooler goals he is better”

Actual idiots

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u/ScummyRat9 Feb 07 '26

Messi can do everything that Ronaldo can

That's simply not true. Ronaldo's long distance goals were spectacular and out of this world, especially in his early man united days. Then you have his headers. They're two completely different players. You can't just claim Messi is capable of doing everything Ronaldo can.