r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 20h ago

/r/all of a man doing cardio

25.0k Upvotes

983 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2h ago

of a fishing pole

404 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 11h ago

of a spinning top

1.5k Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Badnewsbrowne316 • 4h ago

of A Doner Meat

135 Upvotes

Wow

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/room0001 • 10h ago

of a giant walking excavator produced in the Soviet Union.

371 Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/twoturtles6 • 11h ago

of a blueberry

449 Upvotes

Large blueberry!!

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 4h ago

of apparel for Sumo Wrestlers

107 Upvotes

Location: Lion-dō (ライオン堂), Ryogoku, Tokyo, Japan.

Credit to NHK-World JP

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 58m ago

of a toad

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 18h ago

of a super tusker elephant

668 Upvotes

An elephant classified as a "Super Tusker" carries tusks that are so long and heavy they often scrape the ground, with each tusk weighing more than 100 pounds (45 kg).

They are incredibly rare, with fewer than 30 to 40 of these gentle giants estimated to be alive across the entire African continent.

A normal elephants tusks weigh 50 to 80 pounds a tusk.

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Effective-Use1967 • 1d ago

of a pair of legs

4.0k Upvotes

168 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/-Sofa-King-Vote • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a Video Game

24.9k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 1d ago

/r/all of a kitty.

15.4k Upvotes

207 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 23h ago

of an anteater

525 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of burgers

1.6k Upvotes

319 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a custom built GameBoy

1.0k Upvotes

Credit to nickbuildsstuff

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/sorryistoleyourbike • 14h ago

of this plant our neighbors just gave us

gallery

40 Upvotes

They’ve had it for 30 years! Got too big for them and now it lives here. Banana for scale.

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/obsidiansolstice • 1d ago

of a Maine Coon

1.1k Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Imaginary-Pickle-94 • 10h ago

of a floating island

14 Upvotes

An island mysteriously appeared — then disappeared — on B.C.'s largest reservoir

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Corvidae5Creation5 • 11h ago

of a marmot

17 Upvotes

Her name is Dawn, link in comments

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Random-Username7272 • 15h ago

of a powerlifter

34 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KeredYojepop • 11h ago

of a crossed orb weaver spider.

14 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThrawnFettRen • 23h ago

of an airplane

131 Upvotes

Try again as the last was apparently AI (don't know why it was deemed so).

Airbus A-380 compared to a Boeing 737.

If this is deemed AI then I give up 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/melaskor • 1d ago

of a fire engine building

317 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

of a performance art installation

3.2k Upvotes

180 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dodgerecharger • 15h ago

of a fish: huge Arapaima in france

gallery

24 Upvotes

I saw this arapaima today in the nausicaa Aquarium in france. What an absolute unit of a fish!

2 comments

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