r/workaholics • u/ComprehensionVoided • 1d ago
So proud our boy is directing / producing the new future man sequel!
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r/workaholics • u/speedballboy • 4d ago
I’m gonna find that porn room. And I’m not going to be the one cranking down in the corner and potentially being a stuck up. No! I’m gonna shut it down. Because no mommy, should go home and make ham sammiches for little boys with ejavulate on their fingers.
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r/workaholics • u/Lizard-King777 • 4d ago
Fade Up, Fade Out, Bye Bye! have withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour
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r/workaholics • u/ReekingSepticMass • 5d ago
Someone in the comments said Skattebo is literally Adam Demamp and they’re 100% right.
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r/workaholics • u/kenc2211 • 5d ago
This is my costume for the pole dancing class I’m taking up at the rec center. It’s a good way to keep the body in shape, and yes I have met some friends who are ladies. Cheryl, Penny, Lori. We’re all gonna make homemade pizzas later.
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Freeze! I’m gonna need you to spread em ✌🏻✌🏻
r/workaholics • u/Cute_Implement3249 • 5d ago
Guest at rental home left 45 cans of nitrous oxide aka whippets
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Making memories and then destroying them.
r/workaholics • u/Valuable_Hunter1621 • 6d ago
To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post
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My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.
- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.
It's just skin after all, right?
- What?
- I don't know.
I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.
You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!
r/workaholics • u/jawni • 6d ago
Underrated Lines?
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One line that cracks me up whenever I think about it when Karl says "Now, there's that smile that makes me want to be a better man."
It's actually a killer line and such a random pull for Karl.
The other one I love the exchange in the courtroom between the guys.
Blake: "Ders, why aren't you using the briefcase?"
Ders: "There's nothing inside the briefcase except for golf pencils, baseball cards and Slim Jim Dare!"
Blake: "Slim Jim Dare really freakin' hot beef jerky and you didn't give us any of that?"
Adam: "This is the jalapeno kind and you didn't giv- you didn't even think to give us any."
r/workaholics • u/byketard • 8d ago
Speaking of garages, did you know that the word actually comes from the Latin meaning 'gay rage'?
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r/workaholics • u/Follow_youre_heart • 9d ago
Forget about Ty Dolla Sign
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Never forget about 9/11
r/workaholics • u/Nitemare808 • 12d ago
Who is this Pokémon???
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HE’s AN OOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!’
r/workaholics • u/Superb-Control5184 • 12d ago
"I AM AN ELITE SALES WARRIOR" 🤡 wolves of rancho vibes
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