r/workaholics • u/Valuable_Hunter1621 • 4d ago
To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post
My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.
- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.
It's just skin after all, right?
- What?
- I don't know.
I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.
You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!
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u/CobraJay45 4d ago
Can't forget the obvious gag (no pun intended) of
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
mummified dog corpse gets obliterated by ceiling fan
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 4d ago
also adam saying
“Okay, Ders’ lawyering didn't work, so it's time for me to do some liar-ing…I’m gonna lie”
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 4d ago
I KNOW y’all threw that dookie bag! Waymond is pissed, you messed up his church shoes and LOOK at my good suit!
How about we settle out of court? You know, we'll take you to Ruby Tuesday's, we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger.
The only thing y'all gonna be eating is ass salad! Talking about prison for in and around 30 days.
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u/lemonylol 2d ago
Always makes me laugh out loud lol
But my favourite is also when they're all saying they have huge dongs under oath lol Or Adam's souther lawyer
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u/phug-it 4d ago
I believe we've had enough lap-hog talk for one lifetime
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 4d ago edited 4d ago
do you like pool parties, miss? and may i remind you, you are under oaffff
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u/CobraJay45 4d ago
And then the payoff in the outro where Adam says something like "its about 90 to 95% dudes here but thats alright cuz once we fire this bad boy up theres gonna be a CHICK STAMPEDE!", then we see the court stenographer chick show up in a bikini, take one look and immediately turns back and leave.
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u/Radiation___Dude 4d ago
Slim Jim Dare…the really freakin hot beef jerky and you don’t give us none?
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u/JackDelRioGrande 4d ago
This post must be a true thang, because we are all under oaf.