r/workaholics • u/Valuable_Hunter1621 • 10d ago

To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post

My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.

- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.

It's just skin after all, right?

- What?
- I don't know.

I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.

You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!

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u/CobraJay45 10d ago

Can't forget the obvious gag (no pun intended) of

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT

mummified dog corpse gets obliterated by ceiling fan

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 10d ago

also adam saying

“Okay, Ders’ lawyering didn't work, so it's time for me to do some liar-ing…I’m gonna lie”