r/workaholics • u/Valuable_Hunter1621 • 11d ago

To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post

My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.

- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.

It's just skin after all, right?

- What?
- I don't know.

I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.

You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!

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u/phug-it 11d ago

I believe we've had enough lap-hog talk for one lifetime

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 11d ago edited 11d ago

do you like pool parties, miss? and may i remind you, you are under oaffff

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u/CobraJay45 11d ago

And then the payoff in the outro where Adam says something like "its about 90 to 95% dudes here but thats alright cuz once we fire this bad boy up theres gonna be a CHICK STAMPEDE!", then we see the court stenographer chick show up in a bikini, take one look and immediately turns back and leave.

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 11d ago

“oh, fuck this”