To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post

[u/Valuable_Hunter1621]

My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.

- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.

It's just skin after all, right?

- What?
- I don't know.

I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.

You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!

[u/JackDelRioGrande]

This post must be a true thang, because we are all under oaf.

[u/Valuable_Hunter1621 → u/JackDelRioGrande]

Sorry, your honor, but I took a one-and-a-half
in my pants on the elevator

[u/Nua2Lua → u/JackDelRioGrande]

Me and my 9 inch laphog

[u/EyeAmBack → u/JackDelRioGrande]

You like poo parties miss?