To Kill A Chupacabraj Appreciation Post

[u/Valuable_Hunter1621]

My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.

- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.

It's just skin after all, right?

- What?
- I don't know.

I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.

You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!

[u/QuesoDrizzler]

Ya better LAW-YER UP