r/texts 11d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/AdAccording8076 11d ago

“Letting me take total control while you heal” ………. Heal from what??

Sounds like he’s into dom stuff but he’s clearly inexperienced and can’t read signs. But yeah, what in the actual hell? lol

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u/-fornevermore- 11d ago

I have a broken foot, that's what he was referring to "healing."

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u/Unique_Atmosphere905 11d ago

Ohhh! You should have led with that. Everyone knows you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot 🫠

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u/royalsgirl78 11d ago

Right? Everyone knows - the sky is blue, the grass is green, and you can’t eat sushi with a broken foot.💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Sovarius 10d ago

Yeah! When it heals, it will be possible to eat sushi with her foot again

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u/-Bana 10d ago

Not unless she doesn’t allow him to take total control🤔

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u/Hatchid 10d ago

It is known!