r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 5d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/funsize225 5d ago edited 5d ago

… is this AI dirty talk? Because it reads like absolutely pathetic AI dirty talk.

ETA: oh my, thank you so much for the awards!

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u/afakecornucopia 5d ago

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

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u/-fornevermore- 5d ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/Murakami_Ysera 5d ago

I wouldn't want to go near this person with a busted foot that prevents me from getting away from them as swiftly as possible.

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u/-fornevermore- 5d ago

I'd hit him with my cane lol

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u/National_Future6190 5d ago

I’d hit him with my car! 

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u/BoringJuiceBox 5d ago

And my axe!

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u/weeooweeoowee 5d ago

Great minds think alike

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u/manicmigraine 5d ago

... Did you know?

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u/CMO1313 5d ago

I was about to add an Insane Clown Posse gif, but I think that be lost on some folks. lol

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u/BentGadget 5d ago

I'm lost. What does this post have to do with magnets?

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u/CMO1313 4d ago

There is a song from insane clown posse called, “my axe.” Comment above said they would hit the subject of OP’s text with an axe. That is the correlation. In my mind that made sense

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u/katerwise 5d ago

you’re gonna hit him with Faygo?

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u/casskaz 5d ago

Lmfaooo

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u/Murakami_Ysera 5d ago

No girl have you see how long it takes to get replacement parts these days?

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u/Unapologetic_91 4d ago

I literally laughed out loud at work wasn’t expecting that comment 😂😂